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Pinned
He grunted in frustration.
“But imagine what you could do for US!”
“But imagine what you could do for US!”
“Nuuh! Team child needs me!! Plus I get to kaiju fight all the time with the cleaners!!”
She bellowed.
She bellowed.
His jaw dropped open as she destroyed the nearest building. OOOH SHE WAS SO BAD ASS!
“You should be a raider!”
“You should be a raider!”
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
He grunted in frustration.
“But imagine what you could do for US!”
“But imagine what you could do for US!”
And that’s when Jabber’s interest dropped almost immediately. This boy wasn’t a challenge nor was he interesting enough to be an ally. “You’re a waste of time,” he said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
•Finch snaps out of his thoughts, blinks at him a few times, then shakes his head.•
No..
No..
“Huh,” the raider said, crossing his arms and eyeing him still. “So then you got a distaste for them for real. You got a jinki?”
Jabber now took the liberty to search the boys figure with his magenta pupils, trying to spot some sort of oddity on the boy that would give his question an answer -
Jabber now took the liberty to search the boys figure with his magenta pupils, trying to spot some sort of oddity on the boy that would give his question an answer -
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 PM
And that’s when Jabber’s interest dropped almost immediately. This boy wasn’t a challenge nor was he interesting enough to be an ally. “You’re a waste of time,” he said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
“Huh,” the raider said, crossing his arms and eyeing him still. “So then you got a distaste for them for real. You got a jinki?”
Jabber now took the liberty to search the boys figure with his magenta pupils, trying to spot some sort of oddity on the boy that would give his question an answer -
Jabber now took the liberty to search the boys figure with his magenta pupils, trying to spot some sort of oddity on the boy that would give his question an answer -
→ ・And those were probably the words that made Finch think the most after they were used against him. But at least they helped him create a character. He doesn’t even notice… that his tone was more reflective than complaining…
It sounded more like self-criticism.・
It sounded more like self-criticism.・
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 AM
“Huh,” the raider said, crossing his arms and eyeing him still. “So then you got a distaste for them for real. You got a jinki?”
Jabber now took the liberty to search the boys figure with his magenta pupils, trying to spot some sort of oddity on the boy that would give his question an answer -
Jabber now took the liberty to search the boys figure with his magenta pupils, trying to spot some sort of oddity on the boy that would give his question an answer -
“Scared…” Jabber said, taking a step back to look the boy’s face over. “Timid.”
The glow in his rings subsided. “Not a challenge at all.”
Jabber had no interest in entertaining someone that he felt wasn’t going to be worth it. Still, something by else the boy said did peak his interest.
“So, -
The glow in his rings subsided. “Not a challenge at all.”
Jabber had no interest in entertaining someone that he felt wasn’t going to be worth it. Still, something by else the boy said did peak his interest.
“So, -
・Finch’s eyes slowly widened as Jabber got closer. He pressed his back harder against the ledge, as if he could pass through it, and his breath caught in his throat, slipping out in a trembling sigh when Jabber whispered in his ear. ↘︎
“Oh,” a small chuckle escaped the raider as he took one step forward. The rings along his finger were already glowing although they had yet extend into claws.
“No one would have to force me to hurt anyone. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine.”
His voice shook with hints of excitement as he took a -
“No one would have to force me to hurt anyone. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine.”
His voice shook with hints of excitement as he took a -
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 AM
“Scared…” Jabber said, taking a step back to look the boy’s face over. “Timid.”
The glow in his rings subsided. “Not a challenge at all.”
Jabber had no interest in entertaining someone that he felt wasn’t going to be worth it. Still, something by else the boy said did peak his interest.
“So, -
The glow in his rings subsided. “Not a challenge at all.”
Jabber had no interest in entertaining someone that he felt wasn’t going to be worth it. Still, something by else the boy said did peak his interest.
“So, -
“Oh,” a small chuckle escaped the raider as he took one step forward. The rings along his finger were already glowing although they had yet extend into claws.
“No one would have to force me to hurt anyone. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine.”
His voice shook with hints of excitement as he took a -
“No one would have to force me to hurt anyone. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine.”
His voice shook with hints of excitement as he took a -
✮He swallows hard as Jabber’s shadow falls over him. He takes a step back instinctively, lightly bumping into a low wall, and leans his back against it, crossing his arms as if on purpose, staring at him like he’s completely confident, raising an eyebrow.✮
Nobody’s forcing you to hurt me anyway.
Nobody’s forcing you to hurt me anyway.
Jabber stood up to his fullest height, towering over the boy.
“Yeah, I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
“Oh,” a small chuckle escaped the raider as he took one step forward. The rings along his finger were already glowing although they had yet extend into claws.
“No one would have to force me to hurt anyone. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine.”
His voice shook with hints of excitement as he took a -
“No one would have to force me to hurt anyone. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine.”
His voice shook with hints of excitement as he took a -
Jabber stood up to his fullest height, towering over the boy.
“Yeah, I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
✮Finch’s eyes widened as he swallowed sharply, the breath catching in his throat when Jabber was suddenly right there in front of him.✮
……What!? No, I wasn’t!
Why??
✮He frowned, speaking defensively.
↘︎
……What!? No, I wasn’t!
Why??
✮He frowned, speaking defensively.
↘︎
“AYE YO!”
Jabber leapt from where he was perched and landed effortlessly in front of this guy.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU MIMICKING ME MY BOY?”
Jabber leapt from where he was perched and landed effortlessly in front of this guy.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU MIMICKING ME MY BOY?”
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Jabber stood up to his fullest height, towering over the boy.
“Yeah, I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t think so. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
His jaw dropped open as she destroyed the nearest building. OOOH SHE WAS SO BAD ASS!
“You should be a raider!”
“You should be a raider!”
“What!? Dis is clearly a kaiju! See da tail?!”
She turns her tail breaking anything in its path.
“Dinosaurs are small! I'm giant!”
She turns her tail breaking anything in its path.
“Dinosaurs are small! I'm giant!”
“No the fuck you aren’t….
… YOU’RE A GOT DAMN DINOSAUR!”
… YOU’RE A GOT DAMN DINOSAUR!”
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
His jaw dropped open as she destroyed the nearest building. OOOH SHE WAS SO BAD ASS!
“You should be a raider!”
“You should be a raider!”
That cleaner knows that he’s had many opportunities and this raider has yet to get his ass kicked. But he’s always itching for a good fight.
⦑ One wrong move and this cleaner is kicking that raider’s ass. But then again, why give him what he wants so easily? ⦒
Immediately has the urge to shut that cleaner up.
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
That cleaner knows that he’s had many opportunities and this raider has yet to get his ass kicked. But he’s always itching for a good fight.
“AYE YO!”
Jabber leapt from where he was perched and landed effortlessly in front of this guy.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU MIMICKING ME MY BOY?”
Jabber leapt from where he was perched and landed effortlessly in front of this guy.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU MIMICKING ME MY BOY?”
Hmph.
✮ Finch mimicked him and shrugged, just mirroring the distaste.✮
Goodbye, smiling weirdo!
✮ He said it, analyzing him, then walked away as if he already had somewhere to be.....
or was just taking a stroll! Who knows. ✮
✮ Finch mimicked him and shrugged, just mirroring the distaste.✮
Goodbye, smiling weirdo!
✮ He said it, analyzing him, then walked away as if he already had somewhere to be.....
or was just taking a stroll! Who knows. ✮
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
“AYE YO!”
Jabber leapt from where he was perched and landed effortlessly in front of this guy.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU MIMICKING ME MY BOY?”
Jabber leapt from where he was perched and landed effortlessly in front of this guy.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU MIMICKING ME MY BOY?”
“No the fuck you aren’t….
… YOU’RE A GOT DAMN DINOSAUR!”
… YOU’RE A GOT DAMN DINOSAUR!”
“Seee!? I'm a kaiju!”
Spoke the massive semi-plush Kaiju. Leaning down to stare at Jabber.
“I am not a turtle!”
Spoke the massive semi-plush Kaiju. Leaning down to stare at Jabber.
“I am not a turtle!”
"Holy shiiiiiit."
His voice trembled with excitement! Now 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was the challenge he'd always thought he would get from Zanka.
His voice trembled with excitement! Now 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was the challenge he'd always thought he would get from Zanka.
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“No the fuck you aren’t….
… YOU’RE A GOT DAMN DINOSAUR!”
… YOU’RE A GOT DAMN DINOSAUR!”
Immediately has the urge to shut that cleaner up.
⦑ Cue a soft hum coming from the blonde cleaner. ⦒
January 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Immediately has the urge to shut that cleaner up.
The laugh that escaped him was loud enough to echo.
"Why the hell would I put on that disgusting thing?! Nah, man. I'm good where I stand."
He studied the other person, his magenta eyes locking on his physique. He tilted his head in question. "So then... who's man are you?"
"Why the hell would I put on that disgusting thing?! Nah, man. I'm good where I stand."
He studied the other person, his magenta eyes locking on his physique. He tilted his head in question. "So then... who's man are you?"
✮He barely hid his disgust, eyes flicking to the ground as he stepped back, then snapping back to Jabber.✮
That jacket? Please. Not mine.
I stole it off one of them. Thought it’d make a decent doormat.
Guy looked away for half a second. That’s all it took.
Why? You planning on wearing it?
That jacket? Please. Not mine.
I stole it off one of them. Thought it’d make a decent doormat.
Guy looked away for half a second. That’s all it took.
Why? You planning on wearing it?
He spat at the other’s feet.
“Then where’d ya get that ugly thing?” He inquired, pointing a long crooked finger in the direction of the jacket.
“Then where’d ya get that ugly thing?” He inquired, pointing a long crooked finger in the direction of the jacket.
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The laugh that escaped him was loud enough to echo.
"Why the hell would I put on that disgusting thing?! Nah, man. I'm good where I stand."
He studied the other person, his magenta eyes locking on his physique. He tilted his head in question. "So then... who's man are you?"
"Why the hell would I put on that disgusting thing?! Nah, man. I'm good where I stand."
He studied the other person, his magenta eyes locking on his physique. He tilted his head in question. "So then... who's man are you?"
"Holy shiiiiiit."
His voice trembled with excitement! Now 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was the challenge he'd always thought he would get from Zanka.
His voice trembled with excitement! Now 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was the challenge he'd always thought he would get from Zanka.
“Jinki…Guita!”
With that, she's turned into a kaiju.
With that, she's turned into a kaiju.
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
"Holy shiiiiiit."
His voice trembled with excitement! Now 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was the challenge he'd always thought he would get from Zanka.
His voice trembled with excitement! Now 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 was the challenge he'd always thought he would get from Zanka.
He spat at the other’s feet.
“Then where’d ya get that ugly thing?” He inquired, pointing a long crooked finger in the direction of the jacket.
“Then where’d ya get that ugly thing?” He inquired, pointing a long crooked finger in the direction of the jacket.
✮Finch’s eyes widen slightly before he pulls a face.✮
What!? Ew! Absolutely not! I hate cleaners!!!
Never say something like that again.
What!? Ew! Absolutely not! I hate cleaners!!!
Never say something like that again.
His eyes squinted as he eyed the jacket.
“Heheheheh” he cackled, his body quivering. “You’re one of them. Those fuckin cleaner freaks!”
“Heheheheh” he cackled, his body quivering. “You’re one of them. Those fuckin cleaner freaks!”
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM
He spat at the other’s feet.
“Then where’d ya get that ugly thing?” He inquired, pointing a long crooked finger in the direction of the jacket.
“Then where’d ya get that ugly thing?” He inquired, pointing a long crooked finger in the direction of the jacket.
“I’m not easily fooled!”
“I dont look like a turtle!?!”
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 AM
“I’m not easily fooled!”
I like this turtle.
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I like this turtle.
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“Zanka isn’t that bright..”
January 21, 2026 at 12:40 AM
“Zanka isn’t that bright..”
His eyes squinted as he eyed the jacket.
“Heheheheh” he cackled, his body quivering. “You’re one of them. Those fuckin cleaner freaks!”
“Heheheheh” he cackled, his body quivering. “You’re one of them. Those fuckin cleaner freaks!”
✮He slowly narrows his eyes as he just as slowly slips off his cleaner jacket. He bunches it up and tucks it under his arm.✮
I’m just… some regular guy walking by...
And then you started laughing while staring straight at me...
✮ Duh.↘︎
I’m just… some regular guy walking by...
And then you started laughing while staring straight at me...
✮ Duh.↘︎
“Cus who is you?
Enemy foe or…?”
Enemy foe or…?”
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
His eyes squinted as he eyed the jacket.
“Heheheheh” he cackled, his body quivering. “You’re one of them. Those fuckin cleaner freaks!”
“Heheheheh” he cackled, his body quivering. “You’re one of them. Those fuckin cleaner freaks!”
“You look like a turtle!”
“Turtle!?! I am a Kaiju!”
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“You look like a turtle!”
“Cus who is you?
Enemy foe or…?”
Enemy foe or…?”
. . .
✮He slowly comes to a stop, swallowing his laugh.✮
What—
Weren’t we… laughing???
✮He glances around quickly, then looks back at him.✮
Why did you stop??
✮He slowly comes to a stop, swallowing his laugh.✮
What—
Weren’t we… laughing???
✮He glances around quickly, then looks back at him.✮
Why did you stop??
He stops abruptly, his eye twitching slightly.
“Aye yo, who are you?!”
“Aye yo, who are you?!”
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
“Cus who is you?
Enemy foe or…?”
Enemy foe or…?”
He stops abruptly, his eye twitching slightly.
“Aye yo, who are you?!”
“Aye yo, who are you?!”
✮ In that case, he points at Jabber and laughs at him too, just to even the playing field.✮
He’s not just watching you..
.. he’s laughing at you.
.. he’s laughing at you.
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
He stops abruptly, his eye twitching slightly.
“Aye yo, who are you?!”
“Aye yo, who are you?!”
“How can I help you, turtle?”
January 18, 2026 at 4:59 AM
“How can I help you, turtle?”
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Guita Hebby Fantasia joins bluesky!!
a cartoon character with a hood and a circle on her head
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January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Guita Hebby Fantasia joins bluesky!!