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February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Mr. Kraft and Pats?
#superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This Super Bowl is everything Falcons v. Patriots should've been #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Couldn't happen to a better guy
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February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Bad Bunny called. Love wins #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
SB's 2000 Ravens 2025 Seahawks
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February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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This was from October and boy does it feel like the stakes have increased since then. Looking forward to this.
Thoughts on Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl and why it matters
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Playing Monopoly with my kid, he lands and buys Waterworks, starts talking like an evil villain "hehehe, I now control all your toilets! Good luck if any of you get diarrhea!! Bwhahhaaha!!"
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
My kid "Daddy I have some advice for Jesus' public relations' team"
Me: "Hmm..careful, we don't want to joke about religion, people get sensitive, can be taken the wrong way, don't want you to get in trouble".
Kid "religion?"
Me: "yea, jokes about Jesus, hmm, no bueno"
Kid "Jesus? I said Cheez-Its"
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Minnesota needs to know the number of children in federal detention, who they are, and where they’re being held.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Minnesota is grieving. But we’re resolved. The support we’ve received from across the country has energized us, and given us hope.

It’s time for the federal government to draw down their forces and let us get back to allowing freedom, opportunity, and security – for everyone.
January 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Holy crap there are two more games today 😭😭😭
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I pray if aliens ever show up they will do a rewatch podcast of all Ancient Alien episodes
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December 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
10 yr old goes o yea I was playing with a girl, she was about...6, 7...stops and says "oh no pun intended..."
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December 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My 8yr old to Hobby Lobby cashier: "Thank you for your service"..cashier smiles, he goes "are you good at Math?" She nods. He says "If Pete has 17 candybars and 12 cookies and eats 9 of each what does he have?" Cashier: "hmm..can't think that fast"... he smirks-shouts "Diabetes!" Tkgod she laughed..
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Change 2 letters on famous books:
The Apes of Wrath
The Bib
War and Pea
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cant let my kid watch tv. Gives his friend's mom a gift we had him carry and tells her "here you go, keep your friends close and your enemies closer" ,creep walks away
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Kid: "hey dad, u want a hot dog?
Me: "Na, got a cold cat...." never gets old...
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
As good as Edwin Diaz and Brandon Nimmo were for the Mets, they never played in Milwaukee so were not good fits...-current front office logic
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Devin Williams? What is David Stearns' obsession chasing weak ex-Yankee FA's? Did he learn nothing from Frankie Montas?
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hmm..strange we don't see Brady in the Raiders booth anymore or hear stories what a great owner influence he is. Guess 2-9 will do that. #nfl #raiders
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM