Markus Krampus
@serendipidude.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 IT & CyberSec. Laravel coder.
Cat patterer.
Star Wars tragic, come play SWTOR!
ADHD/Anxiety coper.
Schadenfreude connoisseur of self-owns.
Home made gummies enthusiast.
Gold Coast.
Cat patterer.
Star Wars tragic, come play SWTOR!
ADHD/Anxiety coper.
Schadenfreude connoisseur of self-owns.
Home made gummies enthusiast.
Gold Coast.
Outlook on iOS is all but unusable since the latest version.
A notification of new email disappeared before I could click it. Doesn’t appear in notification list dragged down on desktop.
Can’t find it in Outlook.
NFI what they think “focused” means. Have to check both places, it’s nowhere.
A notification of new email disappeared before I could click it. Doesn’t appear in notification list dragged down on desktop.
Can’t find it in Outlook.
NFI what they think “focused” means. Have to check both places, it’s nowhere.
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Outlook on iOS is all but unusable since the latest version.
A notification of new email disappeared before I could click it. Doesn’t appear in notification list dragged down on desktop.
Can’t find it in Outlook.
NFI what they think “focused” means. Have to check both places, it’s nowhere.
A notification of new email disappeared before I could click it. Doesn’t appear in notification list dragged down on desktop.
Can’t find it in Outlook.
NFI what they think “focused” means. Have to check both places, it’s nowhere.
Surprised this belt is labeled as “one size fits all”, didn’t think belts were the kind accessory that fitted like that.
True, 50 inch belt will go around most. Wouldn’t say it “fits” a 31 inch waist though.
A little longer and I cudda got 2 belts out of it.
True, 50 inch belt will go around most. Wouldn’t say it “fits” a 31 inch waist though.
A little longer and I cudda got 2 belts out of it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Surprised this belt is labeled as “one size fits all”, didn’t think belts were the kind accessory that fitted like that.
True, 50 inch belt will go around most. Wouldn’t say it “fits” a 31 inch waist though.
A little longer and I cudda got 2 belts out of it.
True, 50 inch belt will go around most. Wouldn’t say it “fits” a 31 inch waist though.
A little longer and I cudda got 2 belts out of it.
I wear sweatpants when I fly 1st class.
Basically, look hobo-adjacent.
I want to make sure everyone knows I paid for it and it's not a free upgrade just because I dressed to look like I should be in 1st class.
Basically, look hobo-adjacent.
I want to make sure everyone knows I paid for it and it's not a free upgrade just because I dressed to look like I should be in 1st class.
People wear sweatpants when they fly because airlines turned it into a staggeringly uncomfortable experience for anyone over 5'5". Those who exclusively fly high-tier service don't know anything about this but are very offended they must now share a plane with inadequately tidy huddled masses.
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I wear sweatpants when I fly 1st class.
Basically, look hobo-adjacent.
I want to make sure everyone knows I paid for it and it's not a free upgrade just because I dressed to look like I should be in 1st class.
Basically, look hobo-adjacent.
I want to make sure everyone knows I paid for it and it's not a free upgrade just because I dressed to look like I should be in 1st class.
What all Australian's will want to know @albomp.bsky.social is whether Harmony Gold will pay any royalties or income tax at all?
Or, will Harmony Gold just make donations to political parties & the Minerals Council instead of any benefit to Australians?
Or, will Harmony Gold just make donations to political parties & the Minerals Council instead of any benefit to Australians?
South Africa's largest gold producer, Harmony Gold, has officially signed off on a significant outback copper mine that is set to boost Queensland's economy by $17 billion.
South Africa's largest gold producer green lights Queensland copper mine
South Africa's largest gold producer, Harmony Gold, has officially signed off on a significant outback copper mine that is set to boost Queensland's economy by $17 billion.
www.abc.net.au
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What all Australian's will want to know @albomp.bsky.social is whether Harmony Gold will pay any royalties or income tax at all?
Or, will Harmony Gold just make donations to political parties & the Minerals Council instead of any benefit to Australians?
Or, will Harmony Gold just make donations to political parties & the Minerals Council instead of any benefit to Australians?
Stuck on Brisbane tarmac in the plane we landed in 30 mins ago.
Thunderstorm passing over has shutdown airport for a while.
Plane is jumping about like the rough turbulence we had descending through the clouds.
Thunderstorm passing over has shutdown airport for a while.
Plane is jumping about like the rough turbulence we had descending through the clouds.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Stuck on Brisbane tarmac in the plane we landed in 30 mins ago.
Thunderstorm passing over has shutdown airport for a while.
Plane is jumping about like the rough turbulence we had descending through the clouds.
Thunderstorm passing over has shutdown airport for a while.
Plane is jumping about like the rough turbulence we had descending through the clouds.
The “don’t know” label is gaslighting us.
They do know, it’s none of the above. They want better choices.
No doubt many who made a choice would also prefer a better choice.
#auspol
They do know, it’s none of the above. They want better choices.
No doubt many who made a choice would also prefer a better choice.
#auspol
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The “don’t know” label is gaslighting us.
They do know, it’s none of the above. They want better choices.
No doubt many who made a choice would also prefer a better choice.
#auspol
They do know, it’s none of the above. They want better choices.
No doubt many who made a choice would also prefer a better choice.
#auspol
It’ll read your mood and guide you to the perfect spot.
Mazda just invented vibe driving.
None of this “going where you need to be” malarky we used to use cars for.
Mazda just invented vibe driving.
None of this “going where you need to be” malarky we used to use cars for.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It’ll read your mood and guide you to the perfect spot.
Mazda just invented vibe driving.
None of this “going where you need to be” malarky we used to use cars for.
Mazda just invented vibe driving.
None of this “going where you need to be” malarky we used to use cars for.
Reposted by Markus Krampus
A proposal to the gov’t that would improve Labor's changes to our environment laws so they actually protect nature, with 15 changes including removing native forest logging exemption & removing fossil fuels from national interest test
You can read more below: www.davidpocock.com.au/proposal_to_...
You can read more below: www.davidpocock.com.au/proposal_to_...
PROPOSAL TO PASS ENVIRONMENTAL LAW REFORMS THAT ACTUALLY PROTECT NATURE
TRUST. INTEGRITY. LEADERSHIP.
www.davidpocock.com.au
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
A proposal to the gov’t that would improve Labor's changes to our environment laws so they actually protect nature, with 15 changes including removing native forest logging exemption & removing fossil fuels from national interest test
You can read more below: www.davidpocock.com.au/proposal_to_...
You can read more below: www.davidpocock.com.au/proposal_to_...
But now there is basically no difference between the two major parties.
Full fascist & fascist-lite are not that different to most Australians.
Full fascist & fascist-lite are not that different to most Australians.
For most of our Federation's history, the two-party system has been an efficient organiser of the population. That has all changed.
Australians have made the Senate the government's worst nightmare
For most of our Federation's history, the two-party system has been an efficient organiser of the population. That has all changed.
www.abc.net.au
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
But now there is basically no difference between the two major parties.
Full fascist & fascist-lite are not that different to most Australians.
Full fascist & fascist-lite are not that different to most Australians.
By far the messiest of trades, Electricians.
Always a load of plastic waste left strewn across the grass.
This one particularly surprising amount of crap to install a generator inlet.
Always a load of plastic waste left strewn across the grass.
This one particularly surprising amount of crap to install a generator inlet.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
By far the messiest of trades, Electricians.
Always a load of plastic waste left strewn across the grass.
This one particularly surprising amount of crap to install a generator inlet.
Always a load of plastic waste left strewn across the grass.
This one particularly surprising amount of crap to install a generator inlet.
Oh , and 5G with 1 bar of signal is exactly the same as no signal.
Put it in airplane mode to save the battery and not burn my hand.
Put it in airplane mode to save the battery and not burn my hand.
I can always tell when my iPhone has switched to 5G, it gets a really hot spot on the back and battery drains at a ridiculous rate.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh , and 5G with 1 bar of signal is exactly the same as no signal.
Put it in airplane mode to save the battery and not burn my hand.
Put it in airplane mode to save the battery and not burn my hand.
I can always tell when my iPhone has switched to 5G, it gets a really hot spot on the back and battery drains at a ridiculous rate.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I can always tell when my iPhone has switched to 5G, it gets a really hot spot on the back and battery drains at a ridiculous rate.
Extinction is the first Liberal party policy I could actually vote for.
David Speers “what does it mean to be a Liberal today?”
Niki Savva “I don’t think anybody knows”🔥 Savva at her brutal best, says Libs are “disintegrating before our eyes” & that their internal war on Net Zero is not over, with Hastie claiming they may “become extinct” #Abcinsiders
Niki Savva “I don’t think anybody knows”🔥 Savva at her brutal best, says Libs are “disintegrating before our eyes” & that their internal war on Net Zero is not over, with Hastie claiming they may “become extinct” #Abcinsiders
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Extinction is the first Liberal party policy I could actually vote for.
The so-called scenic railway.
What a massive disappointment.
If you get booked in car 1, cancel and demand your money back.
Why they even sell these tickets is a scam.
What a massive disappointment.
If you get booked in car 1, cancel and demand your money back.
Why they even sell these tickets is a scam.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The so-called scenic railway.
What a massive disappointment.
If you get booked in car 1, cancel and demand your money back.
Why they even sell these tickets is a scam.
What a massive disappointment.
If you get booked in car 1, cancel and demand your money back.
Why they even sell these tickets is a scam.
Very cute kangaroo brass figure.
Artist was obviously inspired by the movie Alien.
Artist was obviously inspired by the movie Alien.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Very cute kangaroo brass figure.
Artist was obviously inspired by the movie Alien.
Artist was obviously inspired by the movie Alien.
It’s Ginger beer, but not as we know it.
(to misquote Star Trek)
(to misquote Star Trek)
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It’s Ginger beer, but not as we know it.
(to misquote Star Trek)
(to misquote Star Trek)
Untouched by looters.
Until now.
Ancient people went to extraordinary lengths to rest in peace.
Scientists: Hey look what I found! Finders keepers!
Until now.
Ancient people went to extraordinary lengths to rest in peace.
Scientists: Hey look what I found! Finders keepers!
Untouched by looters and sealed for centuries, the sarcophagus was found with its stone lid still fixed in place, secured by metal clamps and molten lead. When researchers carefully lifted the lid, they uncovered a complete skeleton surrounded by dozens of artifacts.
Archaeologists lift the lid on a 1,700-year-old Roman sarcophagus hidden beneath Budapest
Archaeologists in Budapest have unearthed a well-preserved Roman sarcophagus, revealing insights into the life of a young woman from 1,700 years ago.
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Untouched by looters.
Until now.
Ancient people went to extraordinary lengths to rest in peace.
Scientists: Hey look what I found! Finders keepers!
Until now.
Ancient people went to extraordinary lengths to rest in peace.
Scientists: Hey look what I found! Finders keepers!
Reposted by Markus Krampus
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Imagine working in an organisation where the most senior executive micro manages both the board and senior managers that report to the board.
That person’s only qualification to hold the position is that they fucked the founder.
If that sounds bad, you have no idea how bad.
That person’s only qualification to hold the position is that they fucked the founder.
If that sounds bad, you have no idea how bad.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Imagine working in an organisation where the most senior executive micro manages both the board and senior managers that report to the board.
That person’s only qualification to hold the position is that they fucked the founder.
If that sounds bad, you have no idea how bad.
That person’s only qualification to hold the position is that they fucked the founder.
If that sounds bad, you have no idea how bad.
Reposted by Markus Krampus
Good for you.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Good for you.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
It’s normal for cats to snuggle together.
Which is why, when there aren’t other cats, you’ll do.
Which is why, when there aren’t other cats, you’ll do.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It’s normal for cats to snuggle together.
Which is why, when there aren’t other cats, you’ll do.
Which is why, when there aren’t other cats, you’ll do.
This always reminds me of the mainly conservative businesses I’ve worked at where any failure was just about unforgivable. Any proposal had to have cast iron guarantee of costs & benefits.
We never innovated in those situations. Achieved easy goals & adequate results were very acceptable.
We never innovated in those situations. Achieved easy goals & adequate results were very acceptable.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This always reminds me of the mainly conservative businesses I’ve worked at where any failure was just about unforgivable. Any proposal had to have cast iron guarantee of costs & benefits.
We never innovated in those situations. Achieved easy goals & adequate results were very acceptable.
We never innovated in those situations. Achieved easy goals & adequate results were very acceptable.
I have the option for tonight’s birthday dinner to only wear new birthday clothes, which I’ll do.
To strictly meet this goal does mean going commando.
To strictly meet this goal does mean going commando.
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I have the option for tonight’s birthday dinner to only wear new birthday clothes, which I’ll do.
To strictly meet this goal does mean going commando.
To strictly meet this goal does mean going commando.
Concrete tile rooves literally fall to bits just sitting there.
Selling them should have been made a crime.
Selling them should have been made a crime.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Concrete tile rooves literally fall to bits just sitting there.
Selling them should have been made a crime.
Selling them should have been made a crime.