ouhhh pickle juice is SUCH a good idea, especially since i tend to sprinkle a little dill on top anyhow. i've also been tossing around the idea of "scotch deviled eggs" for the next time i'm feeling REALLY indulgent

oh these look bomb as hell 🤤 any special touches you like to put in yours? i like a bit of feta in the filling

the dream

ah sorry! i intended to convey was "i could see myself viewing hypnosis as like, just part of the 'lore' of the scene, and using that as encouragement for being almost meditatively focused on soiling yourself"

but in my attempt at brevity it turned into what must seem like a complete non sequitur

kayfabe-powered induction of soiling satori, in a sense

tbh though being a nursing school grad with a stable position in the field doesn't scream failure to me, but we can make up for that with her awful outdated taste in music and cultural references

"mind if i turn up your radio while i'm in here?"

(maxes dial right as Trashy Side and Mambo Number 5 come on. evidently, she knows every word.)

millenial st bernard nurse saying shit like

you'll drink up all the hennessy i got on my neck
but first let me do a bed pan check

brandy-flask necklace optional but recommended

st. bernard!

Perfect thing about eating in the public restroom is that you're encouraged to not spill a drop or make a mess, lest you make your kink a problem for some poor janitor... better start chewing now, Constance 🤎

based based based

this is *such* a mood tbh. you've captured it perfectly!