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Evalon°。🎧✮💿
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Evalon | 28 | she/her | angel of shitposting

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If you are posting "Abolish ICE" take the time to send a letter to the U.S. House and Senate with this automated system from the ACLU. Words followed by action.

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Stop ICE's Attack On Our Communities
An ICE agent shot and killed Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis. This news is devastating. ICE must immediately withdraw its 2,000 agents from Minnesota and Congress must block any new funding to immigr...
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House Bill 1119 was amended and now moves to the full chamber. Under the measure, Indiana would be legalizing exaction by firing squad and gas chambers. ICE facilities are being built and expanded in Indiana.

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Firing squad, gas execution methods move out of House committee • Indiana Capital Chronicle
After an attempt to add firing squads to Indiana law stalled in the Senate, a House panel on Wednesday passed a bill expanding Indiana’s execution methods.
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January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Trying to work but my dad wants to talk to me about True Blood
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Reposted by Evalon°。🎧✮💿
January 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Can't sleep nooooo
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I miss Carol Sturka
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My favorite Star Fox game is Star Fox Adventure. Don't @ me
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January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise:

🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Earthbound
⭕⭕⭕️⭕⭕ Metroid
🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ Star Fox
🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Mario
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Rhy.Heaven
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
🔴⭕⭕⭕⭕ Donkey Kong
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Kirby
🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Pokémon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ F-Zero
🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Zelda
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Fire Emblem
🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ Pikmin
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Animal Crossing
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Splatoon
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise:

🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Earthbound
🔴🔴⭕️⭕⭕ Metroid
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Star Fox
🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Mario
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Rhy.Heaven
🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Donkey Kong
🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Kirby
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Pokémon
🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ F-Zero
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Zelda
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Fire Emblem
🔴⭕⭕⭕⭕ Pikmin
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Animal Crossing
🔴🔴🔴⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Xenoblade
My attachment to each Nintendo Franchise:

⭕️⭕⭕⭕⭕ Earthbound
🔴🔴⭕️⭕⭕ Metroid
🔴⭕⭕⭕⭕ Star Fox
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴Mario
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Rhy.Heaven
🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ WarioWare
🔴🔴🔴⭕️⭕ Donkey Kong
🔴🔴⭕⭕⭕ Kirby
🔴🔴🔴🔴⭕ Pokémon
🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ F-Zero
🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 Zelda
🔴🔴🔴⭕⭕ Fire Emblem
⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕ Pikmin
🔴⭕️⭕⭕⭕ Animal Crossing
🔴🔴🔴⭕️⭕️Splatoon
⭕️⭕️⭕⭕⭕ Xenoblade
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes I reply to you guys and I get so excited I flap my hands so hard
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
High as shit fuck
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes you lose friends, sometimes you post about prostates with oomfs
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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I know it’s getting late but someone has got to cross these animals!
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 AM
We have prostate checks at home
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January 29, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Friendly reminder to get your prostate checked 💖
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Anna Garcia, I love yooouuuu
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Why is everyone pro state??? Which one???
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Police men swear to god, love seeping from their guns
I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
ProstateSky
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Misfit amongst misfits
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I wish I was a tiefling. Blue specifically.
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I want to hate BBno$ because he is a man, which upsets me, but the man is a stallion
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Cock-a-doodle-dont
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Taking my pills at a good hour, please clap
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Bbno$ scares me
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I am literally not allowed to listen to boy genius because I cry too much and start spinning out about things that haven't happened
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I have been sad a lot here, but my country is falling apart for better or worse, I miss the people I love, and I have no hope for getting a job. How am I supposed to continue like this. Genuinely. I have zero hope. Depression is a bitch
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM