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Septimus Brown
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Senior editor at the DarlingAxe.com. Blogging at SeptimusBrown.com. Award-winning short-fiction writer. Author of WHEN THE SKY BREAKS. Chaotic good. He/they. 🏳️‍🌈
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Everyone should listen to Sparrow 😁😁😁
Timeline cleanse!

Here's a cold pup with a thrifted wool sweater 😄😍
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This morning I am imagining a friendlier and more forgiving world 💜🧡
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Life was a damned muddle, a football game with every one off-side and the referee gotten rid of--every one claiming the referee would have been on his side."

—from This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald
three minions wearing football helmets are running on a football field .
ALT: three minions wearing football helmets are running on a football field .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sleep well, Earthlings 🌒

May we all wake into a world of respect and gratitude 💜🧡
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Timeline cleanse!

Shoreline at East Sooke Park with the Olympic Mountains (Port Angeles) in the distance.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Attempting to make some reels!
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This morning I am envisioning a healthier and more generous world 💙💜
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"There are times, young fellah, when every one of us must make a stand for human right and justice, or you never feel clean again."

—from The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Goodnight, humanity 🌚

May we all wake into a world of peace and unity ❤️💙
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Timeline cleanse!

Big leaf energy 🍂
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Roke has always been a bit disturbed...

Happy #Caturday ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Warning to the #WritingCommunity

There's a new and quite convincing SCAM going around. Watch out for an email offering to include your book in some fancy BOOK CLUB.

I've now seen these from the "Toronto Public Library" and the "Paris Anglophone Book Club."

Block and ignore! And please share 💙
a fraud alert sign with a red light on it
Alt: a fraud alert sign with a red light on it
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Everyone should listen to Sparrow 😁😁😁
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Today I am manifesting a kinder and more loving world ❤️💙
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Caveat: I'm now on day four of having these songs knocking around in my head non-stop 😅
PSA – if you, like me, haven't listened to the first Violent Femmes album in years... it's still amazing. Do yourself a favour!
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"We know what we are, but know not what we may be."

—from Hamlet by William Shakespeare
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Sweet dreams, humans 🌙 ⭐

Make we all wake into a world of empathy and compassion 💚
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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"Some early reviews of the book have called it “laugh out loud funny,” with one reviewer stating that they spat their drink out of their mouth at one point due to laughter."

Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩

victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...

#booksky
Victoria-based author writes book framing Canada-US trade war as satirical fantasy
Local Victoria author Septimus Brown’s latest offering frames the ongoing US-Canada trade as a satirical fantasy quest titled We’ve Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North).
victoriabuzz.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Warning to the #WritingCommunity

There's a new and quite convincing SCAM going around. Watch out for an email offering to include your book in some fancy BOOK CLUB.

I've now seen these from the "Toronto Public Library" and the "Paris Anglophone Book Club."

Block and ignore! And please share 💙
a fraud alert sign with a red light on it
Alt: a fraud alert sign with a red light on it
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The US is the world's largest oil and gas producer. Yet, "China is now making more money from exporting green technology than America makes from exporting fossil fuels."
China’s clean-energy revolution will reshape markets and politics
The world’s biggest manufacturer now has an interest in the world decarbonising
www.economist.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Timeline cleanse!

"I don't bork, I barooo." ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"Juggernaut" comes from the Sanskrit "jagannatha," meaning "lord of the world."

#etymology
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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New Bus Stop poster in London.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Some early reviews of the book have called it “laugh out loud funny,” with one reviewer stating that they spat their drink out of their mouth at one point due to laughter."

Check out the article about my book on Victoria Buzz 🤩

victoriabuzz.com/2025/11/vict...

#booksky
Victoria-based author writes book framing Canada-US trade war as satirical fantasy
Local Victoria author Septimus Brown’s latest offering frames the ongoing US-Canada trade as a satirical fantasy quest titled We’ve Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North).
victoriabuzz.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM