A Cold Winter's Blanx
@senorblanxo.bsky.social
Recreational Haruspex, Rapture Finance Inspector
I had an encounter with someone in a bar in college, where I asked for a blue margarita (swap out the triple sec), and pronounced the name of the booze correctly (Cure a sow). They kept insisting it was pronounced Kuh-Rock-O.
I haven't thought of that in years.
I haven't thought of that in years.
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I had an encounter with someone in a bar in college, where I asked for a blue margarita (swap out the triple sec), and pronounced the name of the booze correctly (Cure a sow). They kept insisting it was pronounced Kuh-Rock-O.
I haven't thought of that in years.
I haven't thought of that in years.
That, I do love.
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That, I do love.
I don't love black pudding, but the rest of their food is fine. Good salmon, for certain.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I don't love black pudding, but the rest of their food is fine. Good salmon, for certain.
ALLEZ LES ELEPHANTS.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ALLEZ LES ELEPHANTS.
They have their match with Fuckface.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They have their match with Fuckface.
Fif all the way off, Fucka.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fif all the way off, Fucka.
Well, I'm off to lick the Elephant's Foot.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Well, I'm off to lick the Elephant's Foot.
Still as spicy as ever, right?
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Still as spicy as ever, right?
Should send it back to his stupid ass now. Or staple it to his forehead.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Should send it back to his stupid ass now. Or staple it to his forehead.
How many Caucasians?
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How many Caucasians?
Yes it will.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yes it will.
WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THIS, BILL?
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THIS, BILL?
"And to drink? Coffee, black."
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
"And to drink? Coffee, black."
"This shipping box may or may not have airholes in it, Wink. Whether it does is up to you."
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"This shipping box may or may not have airholes in it, Wink. Whether it does is up to you."
I got to send that to a friend who hadn't seen it, and it was better than every Christmas present I ever got.
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I got to send that to a friend who hadn't seen it, and it was better than every Christmas present I ever got.
"Why are you joining this AI Leadership Group?"
"Because I hate you, and everything you stand for. Mostly, I want to keep an eye on you."
"Because I hate you, and everything you stand for. Mostly, I want to keep an eye on you."
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Why are you joining this AI Leadership Group?"
"Because I hate you, and everything you stand for. Mostly, I want to keep an eye on you."
"Because I hate you, and everything you stand for. Mostly, I want to keep an eye on you."
Ma'am, what kind of drivers licenses are you selling?
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ma'am, what kind of drivers licenses are you selling?
Whatever it takes to get his useless ass out of here.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whatever it takes to get his useless ass out of here.
Keeping Wink is a fireable offense to me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Keeping Wink is a fireable offense to me.
Question: I'm an idiot when it comes to defense, but should #1 on OSU be quite so screamingly pants on head open here? Are we playing an invisible DB? Asking for a friend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Question: I'm an idiot when it comes to defense, but should #1 on OSU be quite so screamingly pants on head open here? Are we playing an invisible DB? Asking for a friend.
Changed to tapioca.
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Changed to tapioca.
"This Motherfucker" is apparently a new entry on the Defensive UFR.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"This Motherfucker" is apparently a new entry on the Defensive UFR.
Every one of these people needs to be chased from society.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every one of these people needs to be chased from society.