SendPseuds
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SendPseuds
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Writer Artist Bullshit 🖤

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#Jayvik plumber au

"Talis Plumbing, this is Jayce."

"I have a question about the shower head," Viktor hums into the phone, chewing his lip and hoping the man hasn't gone too far

"Oh?"

"Could you come back? Show me how it works?"

There is a sharp breath and a short pause.

"I'll be right there."
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Jayvik plumber au

The moment the man has left his home, Viktor runs to turn on his shower

A single strong stream of water powers out of the new shower head, beating loudly against his stool where it seems to have been aimed and Viktor knows it would hit the target between his legs just perfectly
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Jayvik plumber au

"Oh I don't think it's fair to charge you until you've tried it"

And suddenly Viktor thinks the flirty tension between them may be more than just his imagination

"And if I do not enjoy it?"

Smiling, the pretty plumber hands over a business card

"Call me" A pause. "Either way"
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Jayvik plumber au

"Yeah. I, uh— I think you'll like this one better."

There's something adorably mischievous about the way he grins.

"And what do I owe you for this— upgrade?" Viktor asks, his voice dipping low and he almost laughs for letting himself enjoy the stupid slutty scenario in his head
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Jayvik plumber au

"Oh it was nothing," he mumbles, flushing sweetly and rubbing the back of his neck. "Just made a few adjustments." There's a heavy pause and an almost guilty look in his eyes. "I, uh, also switched out your shower head."

Now *that* gets Viktor's attention.

"Did you now?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Jayvik plumber au

Jayce had been at his door within an hour of placing the call, a big smile on his handsome and strangely familiar face [Viktor thinks he must be a student at the academy]

"Very impressive," Viktor hums, delighting in the way he blushes at the praise. "You do good work."
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just imagine poor Jayce freaking out because his inflatable t-rex arms are too short to hug Viktor back
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
it's definitely a bit much but I cannot bring myself to tone it down
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM