Pithy Galore
@sempersincerus.bsky.social
Medical researcher. 🧬💻
Eclectic, entropic, encyclopedic.
Circus oddity.
Eclectic, entropic, encyclopedic.
Circus oddity.
I am sure you or Wes could photoshop these extra-long Padres nails onto some toes.
www.instagram.com/p/DHwk8oex1U...
www.instagram.com/p/DHwk8oex1U...
Jassies Nail Lounge on Instagram: "By Victoria @nailsbyvictoriaxo
Rep your team in style! ⚾💛💙 San Diego Padres-inspired nails for the ultimate fan look. Who’s ready to show off their Padres pride? 🔥...
jassiesnaillounge on March 27, 2025: "By Victoria @nailsbyvictoriaxo
Rep your team in style! ⚾💛💙 San Diego Padres-inspired nails for the ultimate fan look. Who’s ready to show off their Padres pride...
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December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am sure you or Wes could photoshop these extra-long Padres nails onto some toes.
www.instagram.com/p/DHwk8oex1U...
www.instagram.com/p/DHwk8oex1U...
Makes sense, given you are the square root of negative 1.
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Makes sense, given you are the square root of negative 1.
I realized I am a combination of the Pep Boys and Hardy Boys.
I need new tools in order to solve the mystery.
For me, that means going back to school so I can learn better coding and tools/methods to make sense of big data.
I need new tools in order to solve the mystery.
For me, that means going back to school so I can learn better coding and tools/methods to make sense of big data.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I realized I am a combination of the Pep Boys and Hardy Boys.
I need new tools in order to solve the mystery.
For me, that means going back to school so I can learn better coding and tools/methods to make sense of big data.
I need new tools in order to solve the mystery.
For me, that means going back to school so I can learn better coding and tools/methods to make sense of big data.
Place a single new photo (other than the ones where you are photobombing her family). A picture that shows someone using an under-desk treadmill barefoot, but has no defining features to prove it is HER under-desk treadmill being used, or that it is YOU using it. Matching carpet though, 🤌.
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Place a single new photo (other than the ones where you are photobombing her family). A picture that shows someone using an under-desk treadmill barefoot, but has no defining features to prove it is HER under-desk treadmill being used, or that it is YOU using it. Matching carpet though, 🤌.
But have yourself in the background, perhaps peering from behind a tree or over a car hood, to where someone would have to look closer, then panic when they wonder if you were always there in the picture.
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
But have yourself in the background, perhaps peering from behind a tree or over a car hood, to where someone would have to look closer, then panic when they wonder if you were always there in the picture.
You're peachy as pi, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You're peachy as pi, then.
I received a letter of reference that may have been the kindest words ever spoken of me.
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I received a letter of reference that may have been the kindest words ever spoken of me.
...in the last 10 months.
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
...in the last 10 months.
This is why I wear chain mail footie PJs when walking into the sea.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This is why I wear chain mail footie PJs when walking into the sea.
Meanwhile, what you thought was a hedge...
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Meanwhile, what you thought was a hedge...
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
I am imagining a Dr. Evil muahahahaha coming from it.
a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera
Alt: Dr. Evil bringing his pinky to his mouth.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I am imagining a Dr. Evil muahahahaha coming from it.
Only guilty of bad phrasing. Wes can verify, she meant you don't need to do anything to be pretty.
It happens naturally.
It happens naturally.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Only guilty of bad phrasing. Wes can verify, she meant you don't need to do anything to be pretty.
It happens naturally.
It happens naturally.
The best thirsty succulents haiku I have ever seen!
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The best thirsty succulents haiku I have ever seen!
It was revealed that in Part 3 of the Wicked movie series, Elphaba and Fiyero are traveling the wasteland in search of the placenta of a talking whale, as it is the only substance with the power to heal Oz.
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It was revealed that in Part 3 of the Wicked movie series, Elphaba and Fiyero are traveling the wasteland in search of the placenta of a talking whale, as it is the only substance with the power to heal Oz.
Doesn't have to be the ICC. Any country in the world (even landlocked ones) could charge them with piracy, as it has universal jurisdiction.
There might even already be sealed charges in several of them, waiting for these criminals to travel to a country where they can be detained/extradited.
There might even already be sealed charges in several of them, waiting for these criminals to travel to a country where they can be detained/extradited.
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Doesn't have to be the ICC. Any country in the world (even landlocked ones) could charge them with piracy, as it has universal jurisdiction.
There might even already be sealed charges in several of them, waiting for these criminals to travel to a country where they can be detained/extradited.
There might even already be sealed charges in several of them, waiting for these criminals to travel to a country where they can be detained/extradited.
Wait. Stepdad?
Your mom said nothing about being married.
Your mom said nothing about being married.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Wait. Stepdad?
Your mom said nothing about being married.
Your mom said nothing about being married.
Delicious in Dungeon
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Delicious in Dungeon
Say, "6 7" and make HER feel old instead.
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Say, "6 7" and make HER feel old instead.
Grateful for having some, grateful for its invention, or both?
a man in a wig says why not both in a kitchen
Alt: a man in a wig says why not both in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Grateful for having some, grateful for its invention, or both?
Moses came down from the mountain to find the people worshipping a golden calf.
We turn on the TV and see people worshipping a golden jackass.
We turn on the TV and see people worshipping a golden jackass.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Moses came down from the mountain to find the people worshipping a golden calf.
We turn on the TV and see people worshipping a golden jackass.
We turn on the TV and see people worshipping a golden jackass.