Simon
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I think there were a lot of similar wooden play sculptures in shopping centres in the 70s and 80s. For example, Wellingborough Arndale had this iconic dragon
October 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I think there were a lot of similar wooden play sculptures in shopping centres in the 70s and 80s. For example, Wellingborough Arndale had this iconic dragon
Me, casting my wry eye over this afternoon’s events in UK left wing politics...
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me, casting my wry eye over this afternoon’s events in UK left wing politics...
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
My forever recommendation is Reservation Dogs.
August 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
My forever recommendation is Reservation Dogs.
“Scully, have you ever heard of Deer Lady? Indigenous stories tell of a woman with deer’s legs who kills men who’ve harmed women and children."
“Mulder, you’re suggesting this man was murdered by a Native American boogie-man, are you?"
“Boogie-WOMAN. It would explain the hoof prints in the blood."
“Mulder, you’re suggesting this man was murdered by a Native American boogie-man, are you?"
“Boogie-WOMAN. It would explain the hoof prints in the blood."
July 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Scully, have you ever heard of Deer Lady? Indigenous stories tell of a woman with deer’s legs who kills men who’ve harmed women and children."
“Mulder, you’re suggesting this man was murdered by a Native American boogie-man, are you?"
“Boogie-WOMAN. It would explain the hoof prints in the blood."
“Mulder, you’re suggesting this man was murdered by a Native American boogie-man, are you?"
“Boogie-WOMAN. It would explain the hoof prints in the blood."
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*
* No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased [or borrowed from the library] and listened to.
* No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased [or borrowed from the library] and listened to.
July 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?*
* No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased [or borrowed from the library] and listened to.
* No retroactive cool, please. Albums that were in the house that you actively purchased [or borrowed from the library] and listened to.
Editor of the Babylon Bee: “I told you people experimental content wouldn’t work. Look how it’s backfired! We’re going back to doing our one single joke about trans people from now on!!"
July 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Editor of the Babylon Bee: “I told you people experimental content wouldn’t work. Look how it’s backfired! We’re going back to doing our one single joke about trans people from now on!!"
I just watched a Youtube ad where an AI woman told a fictional anecdote about her non-existent husband being admitted to the ER because he’d eaten a sandwich with bread cut on a plastic chopping board.
July 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I just watched a Youtube ad where an AI woman told a fictional anecdote about her non-existent husband being admitted to the ER because he’d eaten a sandwich with bread cut on a plastic chopping board.
Therapist: AI-generated Jack Hargreaves can’t hurt you
AI-generated Jack Hargreaves:
AI-generated Jack Hargreaves:
June 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Therapist: AI-generated Jack Hargreaves can’t hurt you
AI-generated Jack Hargreaves:
AI-generated Jack Hargreaves:
What’s a poster you had on your wall growing up?
June 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
What’s a poster you had on your wall growing up?
"This Morning's Cat Deeley leaves fans open-mouthed as she reveals her REAL name live on air"
![[Deeley interviewed her former teacher, Mrs Cotterill] "Cat, who received a glowing report from Mrs Cotterill, revealed that her real name is Catherine.
"She went on to share that she was known as Katie during her childhood - a far cry from the name fans have come to know her by over the years.
"'Well my real name is Catherine, but my grandad always used to call me Katie and my mum and dad and stuff,' she said, adding: 'Unless I was in trouble, then I was sometimes Catherine!’"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jywsac4dsqwjoptklum7ipq3/bafkreidu4kl7aspaqemlirqojn7vpd4ogkkeglz232ql4cabwtfyayznke@jpeg)
June 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"This Morning's Cat Deeley leaves fans open-mouthed as she reveals her REAL name live on air"
What’s your dancing style like?
May 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
What’s your dancing style like?
For me it would be a Kleya Marki comms station playset, with “burn" damage like the battle damage armour on the old Masters of the Universe figures
May 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
For me it would be a Kleya Marki comms station playset, with “burn" damage like the battle damage armour on the old Masters of the Universe figures
Princess Diana repeatedly booked trans magician Fay Presto for her parties in the 80s/90s. Nobody batted an eyelid, because unhinged transphobia wasn't a viable revenue stream in those days.
April 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Princess Diana repeatedly booked trans magician Fay Presto for her parties in the 80s/90s. Nobody batted an eyelid, because unhinged transphobia wasn't a viable revenue stream in those days.
I wish Absolutely was more well known because there have been so many situations where I've wanted to deploy this gif
March 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I wish Absolutely was more well known because there have been so many situations where I've wanted to deploy this gif
If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows
January 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows
I know all about fruit, Gail. This lady taught me a LOT.
January 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I know all about fruit, Gail. This lady taught me a LOT.
UK news channels: "Don't go outside if you're in a location with a red weather warning! This storm is dangerous!"
Also UK news channels:
Also UK news channels:
January 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
UK news channels: "Don't go outside if you're in a location with a red weather warning! This storm is dangerous!"
Also UK news channels:
Also UK news channels:
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hell is empty and all the devils are here