Dr Grant
semicharmedquark.bsky.social
Dr Grant
@semicharmedquark.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood veterinarian
I grew up eating Aldi soup because we couldn’t afford the brand name and well well well…
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Same. The idea that sometimes people everyone assumes are smart are actually just really stupid and up their own ass has been proven over and over and over
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
He asked if I was there for the free mug lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I once swung by a Bose store and the employee looked like he was going to ask me to please refrain from building a shanty town in his store.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
MC Chris!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It’s true. Hook is a gateway Hoffman
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“At least the bread isn’t soggy”
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Also…doesn’t anyone who has to deliver bad news about a loved one start with a compliment before hitting them with the follow up?

“He’s so creative! Anyway, I do think he needs to not actively stab the other children”
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Your honor if you put me for jail just because of all that fraud I committed just think of what that would cost the taxpayers!
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts, thank you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If someone talked to me like this I would think I was dying
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is what happens when a boy who has been told he’s very special and smart all of a sudden starts being told he isn’t. It’s now everyone else’s problem
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Durbin doesn’t even let you leave a message. Just a failure of a man.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They literally defend him by saying all presidents do it even Obama “rubbed his eyes”.
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“All presidents, at moments, have appeared tired in public. Even a much younger president like Barack Obama would occasionally rub fatigued eyes during long summits.”

Lmao ok.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I’m not sleeping I’m resting my eyes”
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He’s fluent in over 6 million languages and these are the words chooses to speak
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“This is such a drag”-something a super smart droid would say?
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So they’re saying they could have saved the entire thing for less than they sent to Argentina? Thats not really a great argument.
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You sir have the brain pan of a stage coach tilter
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s been done
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It seems like they spent more than 7 million dollars on time and effort to get this 7 million dollars. This is like the opposite of some guys just wheeling up some stairs to the Louvre
October 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Called it last night
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM