Seltzer Haver
@seltzerhaver.bsky.social
Hrothgar Enjoyer | 30 | Gay furrys and ffxiv | icon by @s0bk.bsky.social
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Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Lord of the rings would be an easier watch if they had a Nazgûl live cam in the bottom right corner for those slow moments when you are wondering what the Nazgûl are doing
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
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the pc release of mgs4 should still make you watch snake smoke for an uncomfortable amount of time while it installs
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
the pc release of mgs4 should still make you watch snake smoke for an uncomfortable amount of time while it installs
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i summon starry night, starry dragon
i have sex with it
i end my turn
i have sex with it
i end my turn
December 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i summon starry night, starry dragon
i have sex with it
i end my turn
i have sex with it
i end my turn
this triple triad npc has dropped 10 of the same god damn card for the last hour, im losing my mind
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
this triple triad npc has dropped 10 of the same god damn card for the last hour, im losing my mind
[mch voice] is that good?
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 AM
[mch voice] is that good?
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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people are always like "hey man how's it going" and I'm always looking at them from behind the frosted glass of the amulet's gem listening to the wizard speak for me
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
people are always like "hey man how's it going" and I'm always looking at them from behind the frosted glass of the amulet's gem listening to the wizard speak for me
every time some jackass on the mb undercuts me by 2 gil, i drop my price by 200k
February 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
every time some jackass on the mb undercuts me by 2 gil, i drop my price by 200k
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So you're saying I can "suck"... and "fuck"...
February 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
So you're saying I can "suck"... and "fuck"...
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person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector
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im losing my mind, we're watching some insane heist movie whose opening act is all about stealing an n/ft??? what year am i in??
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
im losing my mind, we're watching some insane heist movie whose opening act is all about stealing an n/ft??? what year am i in??
posts about me w/ friend group who cant ever decide on a movie to watch
February 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
posts about me w/ friend group who cant ever decide on a movie to watch
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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me logging on
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
me logging on
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I've been let go from the static 🥲
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I've been let go from the static 🥲
It's a good thing we'll never have to know the folly of challenging the tyrant unenhanced 😂
January 31, 2026 at 6:55 AM
It's a good thing we'll never have to know the folly of challenging the tyrant unenhanced 😂