Mara Null Cating-Subramanian
selfification.bsky.social
Mara Null Cating-Subramanian
@selfification.bsky.social
Explorer of stars, exploder of code exploits, reasoner of crypto nonsense, debugger of persistent bullshit.
she/her
they/them
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Nope - not AI generated. Yep, my ankles hurt *a lot* today.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Yay! This was on my timeline :)
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I know... first world problems. But I looked at my chocolate stash and saw these two - bought a few months apart this year.
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
August 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I had this saved from a while ago and I need to add more panels to it.
June 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mood
June 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Apparently I'm the weirdo for constantly screaming
May 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Oh and before people ask
May 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Omg I lost 2.5-2 inches!!!! I don't have a proper height measure and scale and had to get remeasured before surgery. 185lbs - yeah cool cool that's expected. 5'11" - 😮I'm sorry ex-fucking-cuse-me? I was 6'1".... estrogen... buddy... WAAT?
March 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
That's funny you bring that up. My wife really liked I had curly hair and I always applied oil or product to make it straight. Then I started HRT and my hair got even curlier and for whatever reason, I straight up leaned into it. This is my bed head now and I love my hair.
January 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Making travel decisions... this makes sense.
November 30, 2024 at 4:01 AM
This is Juniper and Zoe. Our poor girl Zoe is no more but this is when she was the bestest dog and giving everyone hugs.
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I looked hot as hell though
November 8, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I... how even is this possible. I got nail polish in my palm. I am so bad at girling.
September 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Science nerds here... is this a bullseye pattern. I'm slowly failing over the last 3 weeks and healthcare is failing me.
August 16, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Hahahaha you'll love this. This is Medi-Cal's choices for referrals for *new patients*. Like ok I get it - database index guy said these are the four states in this index but who in their right mind wants anything but one of these options?
August 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
17->18 in college. Never knew what being gay or trans was. And then this thing smashed into my brain.
July 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I just had my leg taken out from under me with this conversation with my dad. Send help - I'm weeping rn.
July 18, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Is doordash asking me to eat... sawdust? I was just looking for breakfast.
July 12, 2024 at 2:19 PM
June 19, 2024 at 11:23 AM
This is carrot. Sorry for the color grading - I should have opened it up in AE and turned it into Mad Max: Furry Road but this is what I have. If you see this, post something orange.
June 1, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Here you go. And I know it's not the same but I was just slightly careless a couple months ago and got my first cold in 5 years and was so annoyed. Here's Zoe and happy thoughts. Avoid ME/CFS.
May 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Oh... I'm a mom huh... ok... I don't know what to say....
May 9, 2024 at 5:52 PM
@darth My eclipse pupper niece being a good girl. She made sure to not see totality without protection.
April 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
If you want the eclipse version of the cousin Juni, here you go...\
April 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM