Selene Sokal
selenesokal.bsky.social
Selene Sokal
@selenesokal.bsky.social
for a catholic you write a lot of porn -Renarde
He/Him. RWBY fanfiction author
Ren, struggling to keep a straight face (a slight uptick in the corner of his lips), as he tells Jaune that when he and Nora were living off the land, they would have killed to get such a large and meaty tarantula for dinner.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
KERMIT: Oh no, Q has returned!
STATLER: Wait, am I Q or are you Q?
WALDORF: I think the real Q is, why do we keep coming back to this ship?
STATLER AND WALDORF: Dohohohoho!
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Jaune and Ren start getting tense, then they laugh it off, they're not going to fight over something as silly as food, right? Right? ...right?
Nora yelling "THROW A PUNCH ALREADY!" as Pyrrha murmurs something about how she can see both sides and also if Jaune would like to talk about it privately...
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pyrrha trying to calm the fighting, only to find her trainer side kicking in as she advises Jaune on how to hold his "shield." Nora gives her a hearty slap on the back and a big smile as Pyrrha realizes she's now made herself a part of this and can't back out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Raven giving the shovel talk to her own daughter feels in line with Raven.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A furious Kali asking what happened to all her produce and WHO make the mess in her kitchen?
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Qrow takes Blake to a shallow grave he dug out in the woods, but due to his Semblance, he accidentally trips and falls into it, somewhat dampening the effect.

Kali manages to succeed in intimidating Yang by being friendly and asking a bunch of questions Yang would sooner die than discuss with her.
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Joker likes breaking into Wayne Manor, not because he's aware of its connection to Batman or the Batcave, but because Alfred Pennyworth is an amazing straight man for his act to play off of.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
BLAKE: ...what's the difference, they're both punching at long-
YANG: EVERYTHING!
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Nah, he'd want a bow with a boxing glove on it and Ruby/Yang would want a big fuckoff gun that also punches, they'd probably try to kill each other within a few hours.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Gonna corner that Ruby/Watts market on AO3
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cuts both ways: I think I posted this on Twitter, but I had an idea for a fic where Ruby keeps spouting off about how hopeless their cause is fighting against "the brilliant Dr. Watts!" and then having to swear she hasn't been bribed with advanced prototype parts for Crescent.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM