And is this a reasonable question to have at 9am on a Friday? And is it a reasonable life aspiration? Asking for a friend.

I’d rather have any of the “shorter hangovers”, “faster metabolism”, “plumper skin”….. 🤡

yussss 💪

Here’s the kick you need 🦵

Exactly! 🤣 there’s a whole set of unspoken rules governing email politics. I sometimes like to mess with it to see if I get in trouble 🤭

After spending 20 mins explaining how bcc works and why this is awkwardly funny to @jonbretman.com I fear the Bluesky audience is not corporate enough to get my humour 🙈🫠

That, or I’m just not that funny, or both. 🤣

But buying multiple packages of socks doesn’t give you many hours of frustration/joy roulette 🤡

I am so far disappointed…. I’m not sure the finale will cure my disappointments… 😔

You’re in Japan?? Oooh very jealous, have a fantastic time! 5 meals a day is standard for any Japan trip btw 😁 and yes, they take their coffee seriously.