Be gay do crime. The only law I'm interested in is the law of physics (this is a cry for help)

Daydreaming about kissing women is not good for my work productivity

Flirting with a woman makes me go: heyrheoegdndigegdkeofbrjelzb bdjdnrbfhrkdnfh jdnfbfh

*cutely vomits rainbows all over you*

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

I kept having people follow me, like I know my posts are not doing numbers, where TF did these normal users find me?

I should be outside, that's where the hot women are, but nooooo I'm inside by my lonesome

Thinking gay thoughts. Highly recommend especially if they are about women <3

I do enjoy bluesky this far, but I liked 1 big breasted anime woman and now my feed is filled with them. I have other interests ;-;