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He/Him.
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Watchmakers be like: we got lazy and didn’t want to design a dial. so now it’s a “skeleton” and is twice as expensive.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I guess I stepped on my belt. Happy Friday.
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
F in the chat for the C team 🕊️
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is Team Shuster erasure, btw.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
American curling duo Cory Thiesse and Korey Dropkin won silver in the mixed doubles event at Milan Cortina - a massive victory for them and their sport. Maybe more importantly, they could be the start of a broom-brigaded revolution. | Analysis https://cnn.it/3MoLser
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The AI Turbo Tax pop song makes me want to put my fist through the television.
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
That dig at Baker was unnecessary damn
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Growing concerned for the disembodied voices coming through the apartment walls every time something good happens for Seattle
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If I catch any of yall on the ai social media I swear to god
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Mr. Beast, sir, I’m tired and have work tomorrow.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Wow. Do NOT like the idea that you can turn on everyone else’s ring camera?
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This went so unbelievably hard.
Imagine being a hater.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Did these people actually just get married?
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Getting lost in the sugar cane maze and crying until they give me a map
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
There’s the crypto commercial!
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We’ve gone too far. Bring back the ads that are just QR codes bouncing around for 30 seconds. But make them for, like, pizza or something.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
An obnoxious amount of patches on the Seattle jerseys, btw
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Very intentional choice to only play songs off American Idiot, I’d think
February 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Q U A D

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February 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Aight how do I get to play DnD with the American luge guy
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
NEVER IN DOUBT.
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Every 4 years I get to crack my knuckles and be like “so it’s actually harder than it looks because of this thing they do called pebbling”
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Nobody is going to ask Shaun about airplane Mountain Dews to fill time?
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Wife just asked if these are the presidents that race between innings at the Nats game. I’d have to agree with her.
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Olympics on the other side of the world is the best example I can provide of how technology was a mistake. I want to be blasted in prime time with only the highlights and best moments distilled down for my short American attention span instead of seeing it on Reddit ahead of time.
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM