Matt
segm09.bsky.social
Matt
@segm09.bsky.social
Sens fan, Bengals fan
Giant slow TE who almost always blocks but in game 15 of the season comes up with a clutch TD catch
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The more snow falls, the more you can jack up the price
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It literally works in a bunch of countries, why do you keep pretending no one has thought of these things?
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That Tom McDonald/Roseanne collaboration
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yeah it's gonna be fun when politicians are calling for restrictions on AI misusing corporate symbols but not on chatbots sexting children
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All these AI companies suck but it really seems like the sooner OpenAI can die, the better for humanity
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Don't do that, there are people who love you
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Obviously a Messianic allegory
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Feels like a real Tom Clancy-esque phrase
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It's fun how much of conservative grievances can be summed up by the Billy Madison "you can imagine" meme but instead of the slightest outback that Billy does the media just treats it like the make-believe is a crisis
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
J.D. Vance's girlfriend
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It's not like porn companies to play fast and loose with age-based categories
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm sure it will do as well as his Golden Globe campaign
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The most confused, huh??
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This really is no different than the shit John Edwards used to do. I understand why people look to stuff like him or this for hope, but you're still shit for monetizing that need
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Who are they trying to silence ?!
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I can put together a few dollars i think
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Wonder if partly that's why rogue-likes are popular? It's expected to fail, but you learn or gain a little each time
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The team trying to bring the juice home from the road trip
a man in a suit and tie is carrying a large pot
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is carrying a large pot
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yep, even when things were going their way, it seemed like it was because they had the firepower to build a 2 or 3 goal lead, so the 10 or 20 minutes where they fell asleep didn't tank them entirely. They're not getting those goals right now
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Roads were wet but fine
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Was fine at 6:30 this morning, has it started snowing yet?
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just hoping to find the right level on the racism dial
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM