i know i'm being kind of a bitch with this but holy fuck

this is kinda fucking ridiculous don'tcha think?????
they've done this shit every single fucking time another movie is coming out.
and they'll keep doing it because it makes them a billion dollars every time.

billion -1

this entire song feels like there's supposed to be a beat drop and that sucks because I'm sure it'd be an absolute fucking banger if it did.

honestly, can someone make an extended beat drop version of this lol
i'd do it if i didn't suck ass at music production.

let me be clear. this isn't 100% serious.
i don't mind more people liking sonic. i think it's great!
i just don't like the commercialist undertones of all the merch and marketing going on lately.
i mean spongebob is in fucking sonic now. like that's insane.
and they're already making a sonic 4 film

really hope sonic labubus do NOT happen though.
i'd become an angry old man and start clambering for "the good old days" where sonic wasn't such a fucking sell out.
i mean, i'm kind of an old man about it already but i'd be even more so.

really no need to call them that.
because labubu is a "surprise" type collectible thing.
these you can just buy the ones you want.
and also these just aren't similar at all.
plus. if sonic labubus actually come out you're gonna feel real dumb when you gotta use the same headline haha

this is either going to be the world record time streamer brand death or the absolute funniest name for a certified creator.
or neither and i just get rejected. who knows.

they have like "you can't use copyright stuff" and "you can't be saying shit" and i'm like. i... do i count? my name is segadick that's like. both.
honestly, either outcome would be funny but one would suck a whole lot more if i'm being honest.
i hope I'll just get rejected if i do :/

well, it's definitely not gonna be on youtube today that's fir sure i guess.
why is this a thing?