SecurityELF
@securityelf.bsky.social
Senior GRC Analyst. Love my work. All opinions expressed are my own and do not represent any employer. AAS Network Admin, BA (international) History, MSIT, MSIS&A, CISSP, CISM. Love reading, analysis, writing, (published) etc. Photo is my own work.
I love this!!! ground.news/article/mozi...
Firefox to Let Users Block All AI Features with Single Toggle
Mozilla is adding a new AI kill switch to Firefox that lets you turn off all AI features at once, giving users more control as other browsers continue to push AI features by default.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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She was a privacy expert. She has a genius IQ, and has a hard time separating poodles and sheep. Yay #neurodivergence!
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 AM
She was a privacy expert. She has a genius IQ, and has a hard time separating poodles and sheep. Yay #neurodivergence!
Oh lawd! It is the Devil’s Dandruff!
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Oh lawd! It is the Devil’s Dandruff!
Winter storm in the e CSRA. This is where grocery stores empty out of ingredients to make emergency French toast when storms come.
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Winter storm in the e CSRA. This is where grocery stores empty out of ingredients to make emergency French toast when storms come.
#sodastream when a security professional calls and asks for you to get them in touch with se unity, don’t tell them that there is NO SECURITY TEAM This is a critical failure on your part$
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
#sodastream when a security professional calls and asks for you to get them in touch with se unity, don’t tell them that there is NO SECURITY TEAM This is a critical failure on your part$
Someone just posted on neighbors that they called animal control because there was a cat that was not in a leash. Evidently, There are leash laws on the books for CATS! youtu.be/TAL4zumNDbI
MEOW! The cat does not want to go for a walk
YouTube video by CatPusic Team
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January 30, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Someone just posted on neighbors that they called animal control because there was a cat that was not in a leash. Evidently, There are leash laws on the books for CATS! youtu.be/TAL4zumNDbI
@marcelias.bsky.social contact EFF of GA. They have info on GA voting. I might be able to get you some info. DM me
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
@marcelias.bsky.social contact EFF of GA. They have info on GA voting. I might be able to get you some info. DM me
In case you are not aware, Senator Warnock’s church (also affiliated with MLK Jr and John Lewis) is in #Fulton County, GA, where Trump & Co. just raided the voting systems for 2020 election.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
In case you are not aware, Senator Warnock’s church (also affiliated with MLK Jr and John Lewis) is in #Fulton County, GA, where Trump & Co. just raided the voting systems for 2020 election.
My weather map shows Gulf of America on it. Does anyone know of one that shows Gulf of Mexico? I don’t want to see the Trumpified map!
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
My weather map shows Gulf of America on it. Does anyone know of one that shows Gulf of Mexico? I don’t want to see the Trumpified map!
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Please help, Minneapolis 👇
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Please help, Minneapolis 👇
How do you piss off someone who unemployed and has sent out over 400 resumes? Tell them that they are not trying hard enough. Fuck you @communitybank!
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
How do you piss off someone who unemployed and has sent out over 400 resumes? Tell them that they are not trying hard enough. Fuck you @communitybank!
Had to make room in the freezer. Had a pot roast and London broil stuck together, so… when I finally got the containers separated, I got the large cut into the crock pot. Looks like I am having stroganoff for dinner..: YUM!!!
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Had to make room in the freezer. Had a pot roast and London broil stuck together, so… when I finally got the containers separated, I got the large cut into the crock pot. Looks like I am having stroganoff for dinner..: YUM!!!
New rule in my house; if I am renting to one or more military or other type of armed personnel, an American flag will be flying outside. This is not because of the reason I used to fly the flag. Now, it is a warning to my neighbors. No issues with soldiers who refuse unlawful orders!
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
New rule in my house; if I am renting to one or more military or other type of armed personnel, an American flag will be flying outside. This is not because of the reason I used to fly the flag. Now, it is a warning to my neighbors. No issues with soldiers who refuse unlawful orders!
Let there be peace on earth
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Let there be peace on earth
Nothing like hearing a judgmental preacher, who claims to be sowing peace, harassing people who are waiting fo the monks who are waiting for the monks who are walking for peace. There is no end to his ignorance, unfortunately.
January 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Nothing like hearing a judgmental preacher, who claims to be sowing peace, harassing people who are waiting fo the monks who are waiting for the monks who are walking for peace. There is no end to his ignorance, unfortunately.
I get to see the Minks tomorrow. Excellent birthday present!
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I get to see the Minks tomorrow. Excellent birthday present!
Someone (MAGA) showed up at my home uninvited last night. I had just gotten out of the shower, was in my nightgown and she brought her dog with her. Took me 5 hours to get rid of her. She kept correcting me when I would say “fuck” and spat out fruitcake into her hand. How do you keep them at bay?
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Someone (MAGA) showed up at my home uninvited last night. I had just gotten out of the shower, was in my nightgown and she brought her dog with her. Took me 5 hours to get rid of her. She kept correcting me when I would say “fuck” and spat out fruitcake into her hand. How do you keep them at bay?
I have often thought that women could handle the govt, etc. better than men. Then I went to my book club meeting to discuss Clytemnestra. The discussion on creative ways to murder those who harm us made me realize that we would handle things perfectly, cleanly effectively and efficiently. Hmmm….
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have often thought that women could handle the govt, etc. better than men. Then I went to my book club meeting to discuss Clytemnestra. The discussion on creative ways to murder those who harm us made me realize that we would handle things perfectly, cleanly effectively and efficiently. Hmmm….
Today was crazy with calls. While shelving books: 3 calls. When I got into my car: 1 call with “can’t you call me back sooner than 20 min from now? During first min of interview: 1 family call When Input a single morsel of food in my mouth: 2 overlapping calls. I call back and they are in the gym.
December 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Today was crazy with calls. While shelving books: 3 calls. When I got into my car: 1 call with “can’t you call me back sooner than 20 min from now? During first min of interview: 1 family call When Input a single morsel of food in my mouth: 2 overlapping calls. I call back and they are in the gym.
I’m have to admit that I wanted to punch someone in the nose today. I didn’t, but I was unkind, which dismays me. A woman at my book club is always a grinch and center of attention. She said that anyone who knows Greek mythology would like Clytemnestra. I hated it but know my myths. I pushed back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m have to admit that I wanted to punch someone in the nose today. I didn’t, but I was unkind, which dismays me. A woman at my book club is always a grinch and center of attention. She said that anyone who knows Greek mythology would like Clytemnestra. I hated it but know my myths. I pushed back.
So… I have around 100 whistles… most of them are looking for good homes…
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So… I have around 100 whistles… most of them are looking for good homes…
How is the economy? I have been applying for work since the end of March. I used to make 140k. The mortgage company is now constantly sending nasty calls. Credit cards are gone, credit is a dumpster fire. I don’t know how to sell my furniture… I want a JOB
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How is the economy? I have been applying for work since the end of March. I used to make 140k. The mortgage company is now constantly sending nasty calls. Credit cards are gone, credit is a dumpster fire. I don’t know how to sell my furniture… I want a JOB
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Good morning and Merry Christmas to all my amazing and beautiful friends. Here is Nat King Cole’s “The Christmas Song.” 😎😻
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Good morning and Merry Christmas to all my amazing and beautiful friends. Here is Nat King Cole’s “The Christmas Song.” 😎😻
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December 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Merry merry. I have whistles in bulk headed my way! Now to determine where to start distributing them!
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Merry merry. I have whistles in bulk headed my way! Now to determine where to start distributing them!