@secretspeedo.bsky.social
Watching all the adult men in this family do literally nothing for the holiday/meal/family event grinds my damn gears.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Watching all the adult men in this family do literally nothing for the holiday/meal/family event grinds my damn gears.
One of my coworkers has an of and honestly they’re going a great job and I am kinda jealous.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
One of my coworkers has an of and honestly they’re going a great job and I am kinda jealous.
Where does someone go to bate and maybe goon when home isn’t an option?
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Where does someone go to bate and maybe goon when home isn’t an option?
Why can’t my wifi have a profile pic? It would be funny!
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why can’t my wifi have a profile pic? It would be funny!
We need to start buying the off brand legos! They’ll never price competitively if everyone is sucking the Lego dick every time they launch more cheap licensed plastic in a box.
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We need to start buying the off brand legos! They’ll never price competitively if everyone is sucking the Lego dick every time they launch more cheap licensed plastic in a box.
I’m eating TJs apple short breads dipped in TJs apple pie dip while I burn a TJs honeycrisp candle.
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m eating TJs apple short breads dipped in TJs apple pie dip while I burn a TJs honeycrisp candle.
No one at works has watched cabaret so they don’t understand how annoying having one line from two ladies stuck in your head is!
September 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
No one at works has watched cabaret so they don’t understand how annoying having one line from two ladies stuck in your head is!
If you can’t keep it up for your fake content then you should pack it up not hold a dildo over your crotch. Stop paying these straight boys for bad content!
September 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you can’t keep it up for your fake content then you should pack it up not hold a dildo over your crotch. Stop paying these straight boys for bad content!
Don’t accidentally take 1200 ml of caffeine and then lift a couch the next day. You’ll want to pass out.
September 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Don’t accidentally take 1200 ml of caffeine and then lift a couch the next day. You’ll want to pass out.
Need my own place so I can have friends over to watch anime naked all day.
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Need my own place so I can have friends over to watch anime naked all day.
First job interview in 9 years. Gonna kill it lol.
August 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
First job interview in 9 years. Gonna kill it lol.
Labubu is just a fuzzy gotcha pop funko.
August 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Labubu is just a fuzzy gotcha pop funko.
I want to smoke some weed and watch LotR naked, who’s available?
July 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I want to smoke some weed and watch LotR naked, who’s available?
I forgot to refill my bong water and hit it. I’m still coughing as I type.
March 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I forgot to refill my bong water and hit it. I’m still coughing as I type.
Working at a college would be a lot harder if there weren’t so many hot athletes walking around. So many fat thick asses being carried by strong legs in little shorts.
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Working at a college would be a lot harder if there weren’t so many hot athletes walking around. So many fat thick asses being carried by strong legs in little shorts.
I have to delete tik tok again, it’s getting out of hand.
January 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I have to delete tik tok again, it’s getting out of hand.
I need help with this
January 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I need help with this
I got weak knees how do I grow a phat ass?!
December 12, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I got weak knees how do I grow a phat ass?!
I’m gonna need the ability to mute reposts, very much now
November 29, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I’m gonna need the ability to mute reposts, very much now
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🔐 He never lets me out of my cage. In this instance I had been a VERY good girl: Making progress at the gym, my throat & pussy looser, squirting through my cage & swallowing his piss without spilling. So, I was rewarded one cage free fuck. I didn’t last long 🤯 @newnyctop.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 2:43 AM
🔐 He never lets me out of my cage. In this instance I had been a VERY good girl: Making progress at the gym, my throat & pussy looser, squirting through my cage & swallowing his piss without spilling. So, I was rewarded one cage free fuck. I didn’t last long 🤯 @newnyctop.bsky.social
I need a sex mentor
November 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I need a sex mentor
Having to remember to touch myself to the morally ambiguous app instead of the x app isn’t that hard.
November 18, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Having to remember to touch myself to the morally ambiguous app instead of the x app isn’t that hard.
This isn’t a good idea but has anyone filled a bong with cum or cum lube for the vibes?
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
This isn’t a good idea but has anyone filled a bong with cum or cum lube for the vibes?