Secret Sauce ASMR
@secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
This is still a MASSIVE work-in-progress and it might not actually get done so. Sorry if you're looking for me and you found me here!
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Working in the tallest building in the area
around 150 feet up
Lookin out at this landscape
Imagining Im a giant
&
Im filled with a protective energy.
I dont think Id be a destructive macro.
Id wana help the lil things.
Sure, ones who end up underfoot.
END UP UNDERFOOT...
But still, I help & protc
around 150 feet up
Lookin out at this landscape
Imagining Im a giant
&
Im filled with a protective energy.
I dont think Id be a destructive macro.
Id wana help the lil things.
Sure, ones who end up underfoot.
END UP UNDERFOOT...
But still, I help & protc
October 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Working in the tallest building in the area
around 150 feet up
Lookin out at this landscape
Imagining Im a giant
&
Im filled with a protective energy.
I dont think Id be a destructive macro.
Id wana help the lil things.
Sure, ones who end up underfoot.
END UP UNDERFOOT...
But still, I help & protc
around 150 feet up
Lookin out at this landscape
Imagining Im a giant
&
Im filled with a protective energy.
I dont think Id be a destructive macro.
Id wana help the lil things.
Sure, ones who end up underfoot.
END UP UNDERFOOT...
But still, I help & protc
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is your child texting about KOBOLDS?
brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry
brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
is your child texting about KOBOLDS?
brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry
brb = bring rocks babe
idk = in dragons keep
yolo = yipping out loud often
lol = loving our lair
stfu = shiny things, forget u
dtf = digging tunnels fast
hmu = hoarding magical urns
btw = big tail wiggle
imo = interesting moss odour
tbh = tiny but hungry
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believe in the kobold that believes in you
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
believe in the kobold that believes in you
Argh... Why must seasonal depression be such?
October 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Argh... Why must seasonal depression be such?
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the kobold fandom is dying
repost if you’re a true boulder
repost if you’re a true boulder
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the kobold fandom is dying
repost if you’re a true boulder
repost if you’re a true boulder
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Feral urge to turn into a snake and annoying men I like
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Nathan belongs to @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
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Nathan belongs to @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Feral urge to turn into a snake and annoying men I like
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Nathan belongs to @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
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Nathan belongs to @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
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Here's my daily drawing! 😄
The Mii Channel is looking kinda different on my old Wii. There's kobolds everywhere now! 😮
(I tried like 3 or 4 times to do this, and this was the best I could do... 😅)
The Mii Channel is looking kinda different on my old Wii. There's kobolds everywhere now! 😮
(I tried like 3 or 4 times to do this, and this was the best I could do... 😅)
September 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Here's my daily drawing! 😄
The Mii Channel is looking kinda different on my old Wii. There's kobolds everywhere now! 😮
(I tried like 3 or 4 times to do this, and this was the best I could do... 😅)
The Mii Channel is looking kinda different on my old Wii. There's kobolds everywhere now! 😮
(I tried like 3 or 4 times to do this, and this was the best I could do... 😅)
Sorry to those of you STILL waiting on a response for commissions.
Not to get too personal but I've been suffering pretty heavily from depression and that combined with my work has quite effectively drained me.
I have a day off tomorrow. I'll do my best to get things sorted then.
Apologies again.
Not to get too personal but I've been suffering pretty heavily from depression and that combined with my work has quite effectively drained me.
I have a day off tomorrow. I'll do my best to get things sorted then.
Apologies again.
September 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Sorry to those of you STILL waiting on a response for commissions.
Not to get too personal but I've been suffering pretty heavily from depression and that combined with my work has quite effectively drained me.
I have a day off tomorrow. I'll do my best to get things sorted then.
Apologies again.
Not to get too personal but I've been suffering pretty heavily from depression and that combined with my work has quite effectively drained me.
I have a day off tomorrow. I'll do my best to get things sorted then.
Apologies again.
HEY quick update. Comms are now closed! Work's kept me pretty busy, but I plan to organize this weekend and see which commissions I can pick up for y'all. Thanks so much for the patience, I look forward to checking in with y'all soon!
September 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
HEY quick update. Comms are now closed! Work's kept me pretty busy, but I plan to organize this weekend and see which commissions I can pick up for y'all. Thanks so much for the patience, I look forward to checking in with y'all soon!
Hello folks!
COMMISSIONS ARE BACK UP oh lordy. I know quite a few of you folks have expressed interest, so I look forward to seeing y'all's ideas!
forms.gle/MwDQv5wXXoq4...
Deadline is the 8th!
COMMISSIONS ARE BACK UP oh lordy. I know quite a few of you folks have expressed interest, so I look forward to seeing y'all's ideas!
forms.gle/MwDQv5wXXoq4...
Deadline is the 8th!
Secret Sauce ASMR Commission Form for September 2025
Hello! thank you for your interest in getting a commission from me. Please note that, in order to commission me, you will need both a PayPal account and an email account I can reach you by.
If you're...
forms.gle
September 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hello folks!
COMMISSIONS ARE BACK UP oh lordy. I know quite a few of you folks have expressed interest, so I look forward to seeing y'all's ideas!
forms.gle/MwDQv5wXXoq4...
Deadline is the 8th!
COMMISSIONS ARE BACK UP oh lordy. I know quite a few of you folks have expressed interest, so I look forward to seeing y'all's ideas!
forms.gle/MwDQv5wXXoq4...
Deadline is the 8th!
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Oh my god today is Hug a Giant Day.
I HAD SUCH A CUTE IDEA FOR IT TOO ARGGGG
I will *attempt* to make the audio for it before the end of the week. No promises, but this may be a fun little "three posts in one week" moment.
...
...
ARGHHH IT WAS JUST SUCH A FREAKIN CUTE LI'L IDEAAA ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAD SUCH A CUTE IDEA FOR IT TOO ARGGGG
I will *attempt* to make the audio for it before the end of the week. No promises, but this may be a fun little "three posts in one week" moment.
...
...
ARGHHH IT WAS JUST SUCH A FREAKIN CUTE LI'L IDEAAA ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
August 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Oh my god today is Hug a Giant Day.
I HAD SUCH A CUTE IDEA FOR IT TOO ARGGGG
I will *attempt* to make the audio for it before the end of the week. No promises, but this may be a fun little "three posts in one week" moment.
...
...
ARGHHH IT WAS JUST SUCH A FREAKIN CUTE LI'L IDEAAA ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAD SUCH A CUTE IDEA FOR IT TOO ARGGGG
I will *attempt* to make the audio for it before the end of the week. No promises, but this may be a fun little "three posts in one week" moment.
...
...
ARGHHH IT WAS JUST SUCH A FREAKIN CUTE LI'L IDEAAA ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I cannot even lie, recently I've been thinking so much about giants and the types of them that may exist in the Sauceverse.
I just...
I wanna draw them, and I also wanna voice them, and.
Urgh.
Giants....
I just...
I wanna draw them, and I also wanna voice them, and.
Urgh.
Giants....
August 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I cannot even lie, recently I've been thinking so much about giants and the types of them that may exist in the Sauceverse.
I just...
I wanna draw them, and I also wanna voice them, and.
Urgh.
Giants....
I just...
I wanna draw them, and I also wanna voice them, and.
Urgh.
Giants....
Hey hey, sweethearts! Got some polls for y'all for some (completely free) audios coming to the ol' Patreon around August 8th!
Pick yourself a pred,
www.patreon.com/posts/134452...
And pick yourself a prey!
www.patreon.com/posts/134453...
I look forward to seeing who y'all'd like to indulge!
Pick yourself a pred,
www.patreon.com/posts/134452...
And pick yourself a prey!
www.patreon.com/posts/134453...
I look forward to seeing who y'all'd like to indulge!
July 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Hey hey, sweethearts! Got some polls for y'all for some (completely free) audios coming to the ol' Patreon around August 8th!
Pick yourself a pred,
www.patreon.com/posts/134452...
And pick yourself a prey!
www.patreon.com/posts/134453...
I look forward to seeing who y'all'd like to indulge!
Pick yourself a pred,
www.patreon.com/posts/134452...
And pick yourself a prey!
www.patreon.com/posts/134453...
I look forward to seeing who y'all'd like to indulge!
I'm vaguely considering...
Making a (completely free) audio series over on the ol' Patreon...
just to give some folks the incentive to actually follow over there even if they aren't paid members
... Just... in case... things go horribly awry over on YouTube...
Making a (completely free) audio series over on the ol' Patreon...
just to give some folks the incentive to actually follow over there even if they aren't paid members
... Just... in case... things go horribly awry over on YouTube...
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'm vaguely considering...
Making a (completely free) audio series over on the ol' Patreon...
just to give some folks the incentive to actually follow over there even if they aren't paid members
... Just... in case... things go horribly awry over on YouTube...
Making a (completely free) audio series over on the ol' Patreon...
just to give some folks the incentive to actually follow over there even if they aren't paid members
... Just... in case... things go horribly awry over on YouTube...
......... Big fae who picks you up like little baby.... and calls you cute names....................................... 😌
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
......... Big fae who picks you up like little baby.... and calls you cute names....................................... 😌
.... big fae.......
June 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
.... big fae.......
You know, as amusing as it is to think about a world where G/T is a natural part of life, I don't think I could do it... I'm already worried enough that I'm going to scar the friendly spider in the corner of my room when getting changed. It'd be so much worse if that spider might be another human. 😂
June 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You know, as amusing as it is to think about a world where G/T is a natural part of life, I don't think I could do it... I'm already worried enough that I'm going to scar the friendly spider in the corner of my room when getting changed. It'd be so much worse if that spider might be another human. 😂
Ah- I've just realized. I never mentioned.
I'm not attending Anthrocon, as I had previously mentioned I would be. Instead, I'm spending the week with my lovely boyf!
A lot of factors are involved, but to make a long story short... the idea of a loud, crowded, tiny hotel room ruined it for me, haha
I'm not attending Anthrocon, as I had previously mentioned I would be. Instead, I'm spending the week with my lovely boyf!
A lot of factors are involved, but to make a long story short... the idea of a loud, crowded, tiny hotel room ruined it for me, haha
June 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ah- I've just realized. I never mentioned.
I'm not attending Anthrocon, as I had previously mentioned I would be. Instead, I'm spending the week with my lovely boyf!
A lot of factors are involved, but to make a long story short... the idea of a loud, crowded, tiny hotel room ruined it for me, haha
I'm not attending Anthrocon, as I had previously mentioned I would be. Instead, I'm spending the week with my lovely boyf!
A lot of factors are involved, but to make a long story short... the idea of a loud, crowded, tiny hotel room ruined it for me, haha
(CW: Playful/jokingly cruel dialogue)
A meme going around, you say? About being loomy???
Well, I know a certain micro who doesn't usually get the chance to loom, but here he is in such a situation. He's got a few nano friends he can do this kinda stuff with!
A meme going around, you say? About being loomy???
Well, I know a certain micro who doesn't usually get the chance to loom, but here he is in such a situation. He's got a few nano friends he can do this kinda stuff with!
June 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
(CW: Playful/jokingly cruel dialogue)
A meme going around, you say? About being loomy???
Well, I know a certain micro who doesn't usually get the chance to loom, but here he is in such a situation. He's got a few nano friends he can do this kinda stuff with!
A meme going around, you say? About being loomy???
Well, I know a certain micro who doesn't usually get the chance to loom, but here he is in such a situation. He's got a few nano friends he can do this kinda stuff with!
The immense temptation to record a reverse-comfort audio while my voice is still feeling under the weather...
But... Who would be the subject of such an audio???
And, lest you worry, I feel a lot better today! It really is just my voice that still sounds like garbage, hahaha
But... Who would be the subject of such an audio???
And, lest you worry, I feel a lot better today! It really is just my voice that still sounds like garbage, hahaha
June 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The immense temptation to record a reverse-comfort audio while my voice is still feeling under the weather...
But... Who would be the subject of such an audio???
And, lest you worry, I feel a lot better today! It really is just my voice that still sounds like garbage, hahaha
But... Who would be the subject of such an audio???
And, lest you worry, I feel a lot better today! It really is just my voice that still sounds like garbage, hahaha
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I'm writing a graphic novel, and I made an #animatic of 2 of the characters who are a father and son duo (Happy Father's Day?). This is my 1st time making 1 of these seriously and I'm happy with how it turned out. More context at the end of the video. #oc
Audio made by @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
Audio made by @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
June 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm writing a graphic novel, and I made an #animatic of 2 of the characters who are a father and son duo (Happy Father's Day?). This is my 1st time making 1 of these seriously and I'm happy with how it turned out. More context at the end of the video. #oc
Audio made by @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
Audio made by @secretsauceasmr.bsky.social
As I know it will intrigue some of you...
I am trying my best to watch a video essay, and my gosh-darned STOMACH is making SO MUCH RACKET. I have my headphones on and everything, and I can still hear it just roarin' away. Goodness me.
I am trying my best to watch a video essay, and my gosh-darned STOMACH is making SO MUCH RACKET. I have my headphones on and everything, and I can still hear it just roarin' away. Goodness me.
June 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
As I know it will intrigue some of you...
I am trying my best to watch a video essay, and my gosh-darned STOMACH is making SO MUCH RACKET. I have my headphones on and everything, and I can still hear it just roarin' away. Goodness me.
I am trying my best to watch a video essay, and my gosh-darned STOMACH is making SO MUCH RACKET. I have my headphones on and everything, and I can still hear it just roarin' away. Goodness me.
if YOU (yes YOU) think about my characters in various situations or scenarios, please tell me. I'm curious :D
... And uh, to inspire you all to share... I'll rate them 1-10 😌
... And uh, to inspire you all to share... I'll rate them 1-10 😌
June 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
if YOU (yes YOU) think about my characters in various situations or scenarios, please tell me. I'm curious :D
... And uh, to inspire you all to share... I'll rate them 1-10 😌
... And uh, to inspire you all to share... I'll rate them 1-10 😌