Professional Secret Keeper
@secretkeepingpro.bsky.social
Therapist, college instructor, mom, wife, infuriated
They were holding on to a sinking boat. How the hell were they continuing the mission? There were no drugs anymore (I don’t believe they were drug boats to begin with, so there’s that), having blown up, burned, and sunk the entire boat and all its contents.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
They were holding on to a sinking boat. How the hell were they continuing the mission? There were no drugs anymore (I don’t believe they were drug boats to begin with, so there’s that), having blown up, burned, and sunk the entire boat and all its contents.
This is my preferred aesthetic. Daniel could paint my whole house.
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is my preferred aesthetic. Daniel could paint my whole house.
If anyone thinks it was “swept up” instead of “targeted bc K’s brother was in a custody fight,” they’re wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If anyone thinks it was “swept up” instead of “targeted bc K’s brother was in a custody fight,” they’re wrong.
I would like an Armenia AF dinner. That’s so beautiful.
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I would like an Armenia AF dinner. That’s so beautiful.
We had a very large tortie daughter who would lay stretched out on top of us, practically touching her nose to ours, but would break her neck trying to avoid us kissing her face. Not get up, mind you, just nearly sprain her cervical vertebrae trying to move her face away. Why are they like this?!?
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
We had a very large tortie daughter who would lay stretched out on top of us, practically touching her nose to ours, but would break her neck trying to avoid us kissing her face. Not get up, mind you, just nearly sprain her cervical vertebrae trying to move her face away. Why are they like this?!?
He thinks he can close another country’s airspace?
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
He thinks he can close another country’s airspace?
My family always made a snack called “trash.” I would’ve sworn on literally everything it was specific to our family.
Me: Hey, mom - I need the recipe for trash.
Her: Look on the box
Me: Box of what?
Her: Box of Chex
Me: IS TRASH JUST FUCKING CHEX MIX?!?
Her: 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Hey, mom - I need the recipe for trash.
Her: Look on the box
Me: Box of what?
Her: Box of Chex
Me: IS TRASH JUST FUCKING CHEX MIX?!?
Her: 😂🤣😂🤣😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My family always made a snack called “trash.” I would’ve sworn on literally everything it was specific to our family.
Me: Hey, mom - I need the recipe for trash.
Her: Look on the box
Me: Box of what?
Her: Box of Chex
Me: IS TRASH JUST FUCKING CHEX MIX?!?
Her: 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Hey, mom - I need the recipe for trash.
Her: Look on the box
Me: Box of what?
Her: Box of Chex
Me: IS TRASH JUST FUCKING CHEX MIX?!?
Her: 😂🤣😂🤣😂
*unless it’s pickle spears
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
*unless it’s pickle spears
Why does it bother me that the pieces aren’t part of the whole?
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why does it bother me that the pieces aren’t part of the whole?
Remember the days when we mostly didn’t even know who SecDef was and definitely trusted literally any of them not to be a petty fuck?
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Remember the days when we mostly didn’t even know who SecDef was and definitely trusted literally any of them not to be a petty fuck?
Currently at the open-late vet (not emergency but…) w my cat who turns out to have liver problems & a slightly enlarged heart & asthma & arthritis. She was acting weird & hadn’t moved from an odd-for-her spot all day. It’s eleventy million $$ but I would’ve felt bad if she’d died in the night.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Currently at the open-late vet (not emergency but…) w my cat who turns out to have liver problems & a slightly enlarged heart & asthma & arthritis. She was acting weird & hadn’t moved from an odd-for-her spot all day. It’s eleventy million $$ but I would’ve felt bad if she’d died in the night.
I can’t wait til my kid doesn’t live at my house anymore and I can make tons of food and take it to her freezer.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I can’t wait til my kid doesn’t live at my house anymore and I can make tons of food and take it to her freezer.
Isn’t that exciting? I do love some embarrassing Trump loss.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Isn’t that exciting? I do love some embarrassing Trump loss.
I’d pay actual dollars to watch
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’d pay actual dollars to watch
Can you give my 20yo lessons?
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Can you give my 20yo lessons?
He’s admitting his orders are illegal, then? And that all the bad ones are coming directly from him? 👍
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
He’s admitting his orders are illegal, then? And that all the bad ones are coming directly from him? 👍
She didn’t need to be so fucking crazy in the meantime.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
She didn’t need to be so fucking crazy in the meantime.
I don’t fully understand this decision. Is she taking her ball and going home because he did the most predictable thing in the world but this time to her? Is she preparing to run for Senate like the rumors suggest? She’s doing some kind of weird quasi-apology/reputation recovery tour - v confusing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I don’t fully understand this decision. Is she taking her ball and going home because he did the most predictable thing in the world but this time to her? Is she preparing to run for Senate like the rumors suggest? She’s doing some kind of weird quasi-apology/reputation recovery tour - v confusing.
🙄😂🙄 Greg Abbott is an idiot who clearly doesn’t understand the difference between an initiative approved by voters and an initiative forced by his goons in the TXLege. There are no days when he’s not an embarrassment.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🙄😂🙄 Greg Abbott is an idiot who clearly doesn’t understand the difference between an initiative approved by voters and an initiative forced by his goons in the TXLege. There are no days when he’s not an embarrassment.
I’m dying to know what was there? In my head, it’s a portrait. More likely it’s the engraving but I really want it to be a portrait.
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m dying to know what was there? In my head, it’s a portrait. More likely it’s the engraving but I really want it to be a portrait.
Imagine any other president obsessing over tv this much. Is there nothing else to break? A room to destroy somewhere? Not a single thing to do but watch tv and grouse about petty grievances?
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Imagine any other president obsessing over tv this much. Is there nothing else to break? A room to destroy somewhere? Not a single thing to do but watch tv and grouse about petty grievances?
Also, central Texas had an enormous influx of German settlers in the mid-19th century. At one time, apparently, everyone in San Antonio was fluent in English, Spanish, AND German, so commonly were they spoken together. Possibly not the stonecutter, though…
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Also, central Texas had an enormous influx of German settlers in the mid-19th century. At one time, apparently, everyone in San Antonio was fluent in English, Spanish, AND German, so commonly were they spoken together. Possibly not the stonecutter, though…
Right? Stunning…I almost hope it stays blank and just sits as mysterious art.
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Right? Stunning…I almost hope it stays blank and just sits as mysterious art.
THERE ARE TYPOS?!?!? I’d have had no idea, what with not speaking German even a little bit. I’m so glad I posted them and so glad you saw them and even gladder you speak German!!
Like the Fendleys, imagine having a typo, carved in stone, forever. X2! Ugh
Like the Fendleys, imagine having a typo, carved in stone, forever. X2! Ugh
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
THERE ARE TYPOS?!?!? I’d have had no idea, what with not speaking German even a little bit. I’m so glad I posted them and so glad you saw them and even gladder you speak German!!
Like the Fendleys, imagine having a typo, carved in stone, forever. X2! Ugh
Like the Fendleys, imagine having a typo, carved in stone, forever. X2! Ugh