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There is NO LIGHTING in Barry Lyndon
There are NO SPARTANS in Spartacus
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Why would you pay more for less water?!?
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Or when rubbing dead animals on his genitals as one is wont to do.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"How do you get that there?" you wonder, and the first sentence answers "dead animals". Um, what?
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Surrey, BC may have had a little bit of development going on over the past 15 years.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Google Maps Stroke Simulator
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I'd like to present my idea for the new White House
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've finally found a band name without precedent.
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Also, very appropriate recommendation here.
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I ran into some slop channel that steals @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social videos and overlays just his face over totally random and unrelated stock footage. Don't support this of course, but the result is weirdly hilarious.
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Escape from Portland where Snake Plissken grants his captors plenary authority to kiss his ass while resisting arrest before being sent on a mission to the city to save a podcaster's daughter. They drop him off in the parking lot where Wilsonville Fry's used to be—as far as the military dares to go.
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Based FDR 80 years beyond the grave
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The second best time is n—wait, what?
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You've caught me at an awkward moment, Mr. Bond.
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND ICE CREAM ONLY FROM NOW ON 24/7 UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reminds me of this.
August 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We need a manga with the courage to preach that RAID is not a backup.
August 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I had to double take when I saw this because I thought it was this old Ringu fanart I used to use as wallpaper.
August 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I sometimes think of this, and then immediately think of the anemic Terminator 2 pickup.
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
remember Sammy Jankis
August 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Because I'm a big dumbass, I only realized looking at this senate vote that it's "Yea or Nay" not "Yay or Nay". I also can't help but reading this as "Yeah or Nay", but colloquialized to more of a "Yeh".
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
HAVE YOU SEEN "ON THE BEACH"?
July 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Every Richard Wolff video on youtube is like, "GET READY! THEY'RE COMING TO SKULLF**K YOUR FAMILY'S CORPSES AFTER THIS DROPS!"
July 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
THEY ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE NEXT STUPID THING...!
July 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM