Harry
@secretfox23.bsky.social
30 🏳️🌈 (he/him)
Yearning for when everyone just posted about their lunch
Yearning for when everyone just posted about their lunch
Biblically accurate 12 Days of Christmas + some christmas cracker jokes from the past few weeks
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December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Biblically accurate 12 Days of Christmas + some christmas cracker jokes from the past few weeks
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More toad; filled a hole
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
More toad; filled a hole
Seasons greetings from this giant chair
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Seasons greetings from this giant chair
Are you ok sweetie? You've hardly milked any sauce from the condiment udders
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Are you ok sweetie? You've hardly milked any sauce from the condiment udders
And they were 'shroommates
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
And they were 'shroommates
I keep catching this solitary condom wrapper out of the corner of my eye and thinking that it is a tea bag
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I keep catching this solitary condom wrapper out of the corner of my eye and thinking that it is a tea bag
And then I ate it just in time to balance out the bottle of wine while cooking 😌
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And then I ate it just in time to balance out the bottle of wine while cooking 😌
Then I rolled and sliced some long boys and bow ties and some leftover shapes before cooking until it was edible
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Then I rolled and sliced some long boys and bow ties and some leftover shapes before cooking until it was edible
While the dough was resting 😴🤫 I cooked an aubergine and courgette tomato thing (apparently it's a "ciambotta")
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
While the dough was resting 😴🤫 I cooked an aubergine and courgette tomato thing (apparently it's a "ciambotta")
Tried this at home and my eggs escaped my flour volcano despite warnings so I was fighting for my life for a bit but I eventually made a dough that wasn't tooooo sticky
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Tried this at home and my eggs escaped my flour volcano despite warnings so I was fighting for my life for a bit but I eventually made a dough that wasn't tooooo sticky
I keep catching this solitary tea bag out of the corner of my eye and thinking that it is an unopened condom
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I keep catching this solitary tea bag out of the corner of my eye and thinking that it is an unopened condom
POV: it's 2005 and your fave artist has released a new single
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
POV: it's 2005 and your fave artist has released a new single
Looking forward to Cloud's huge tiddies in Part 3
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Looking forward to Cloud's huge tiddies in Part 3
Ray this is hilarious. Idk why the pieces keep going missing
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Ray this is hilarious. Idk why the pieces keep going missing
Didn't know your dad was this guy
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Didn't know your dad was this guy
POV we've just been taught how to make fresh pasta in the shape of farfalle
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
POV we've just been taught how to make fresh pasta in the shape of farfalle
Putting the FFVII soundtrack on to relax/concentrate has finally caught up with my Spotify Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Putting the FFVII soundtrack on to relax/concentrate has finally caught up with my Spotify Wrapped
Been very brave with a back and tummy ache all day then fully broke the rest of me doing yoga (fully empty brain now though 😌) anyway hope this fixes my tummy
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Been very brave with a back and tummy ache all day then fully broke the rest of me doing yoga (fully empty brain now though 😌) anyway hope this fixes my tummy
Here's me thinking "oh while I'm there I'll just pop over to the west coast! must be, what? a two hour flight at most"
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Here's me thinking "oh while I'm there I'll just pop over to the west coast! must be, what? a two hour flight at most"
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
With insufficient space to write on the whiteboard, the office health and safety inspector was forced to resort to sticky notes in the fridge instead
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
With insufficient space to write on the whiteboard, the office health and safety inspector was forced to resort to sticky notes in the fridge instead