Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
PNW OG. Former Pastry Chef. Seattle Food Tour Guide. Former Pluto @ WDW. You Tuber wanna be. Trying to make sense of a crazy world… ✌🏼gay af, old as shit.
⭐️Fluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing
⭐️Fluent in the following: sarcasm, humor, imagination, and cussing
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Seattle Scott
@seattlescott.bsky.social
· Apr 22
Seattle Scott
Hi Everybody! It’s me, Scott!
I’m a Seattle Original… but spent 40 or more years away. I’m back now, and ready to show off my hometown!
On my channel, I will become an all knowing Super Guide, wit...
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Hey Everybody, It’s Me Scott!
I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
youtube.com/@seattlescot...
I am building an audience for my new channel featuring #Seattle… I’m a #TourGuide, A #PastryChef and a Former #Disney Entertainer… my goal is to make my channel so popular that I get to meet Jimmy Fallon . Wanna help? Like and Subscribe!
youtube.com/@seattlescot...
So they can shoot people in the face on the street in front of witnesses… but I can’t vocalize or print out my single wish. Got it. #fucktrump #firingsquad
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
So they can shoot people in the face on the street in front of witnesses… but I can’t vocalize or print out my single wish. Got it. #fucktrump #firingsquad
What the fuck border is in Minneapolis, indeed
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
What the fuck border is in Minneapolis, indeed
As a nation we are pathetic, and weak. Fucking pouring money into Paramount, Disney, Facebook… Apple (that one hurts) everybody yappin’ it up about the new muppets and the new star trek, in the meantime produced and funded by regime media… #americanssuck this will always be our new normal.
January 24, 2026 at 2:47 AM
As a nation we are pathetic, and weak. Fucking pouring money into Paramount, Disney, Facebook… Apple (that one hurts) everybody yappin’ it up about the new muppets and the new star trek, in the meantime produced and funded by regime media… #americanssuck this will always be our new normal.
I’ve been trying to make Thursday my upload day… I finally made it today! Tune in! #pikeplacemarket #seattle #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattle #food #foodie #shopping youtu.be/ZX9k8ToLWfA?...
Seattle’s Pike Place Market: A Tour Guide’s View Jan ‘26
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January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ve been trying to make Thursday my upload day… I finally made it today! Tune in! #pikeplacemarket #seattle #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattle #food #foodie #shopping youtu.be/ZX9k8ToLWfA?...
At the Doctor’s for the annual… got handed a mask at the door and asked if there is any possibility that I have been exposed to measles. That’s new.
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
At the Doctor’s for the annual… got handed a mask at the door and asked if there is any possibility that I have been exposed to measles. That’s new.
Is there a fucking ballroom yet? What are we doing?!?
January 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Is there a fucking ballroom yet? What are we doing?!?
Oof… that last edible has me all…
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Oof… that last edible has me all…
”Just because we’re all children, doesn’t mean there’s a sitter.” - Trixie Mattel Drag Superstar Guru
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
”Just because we’re all children, doesn’t mean there’s a sitter.” - Trixie Mattel Drag Superstar Guru
There is no way on this planet, on this plane, in this dimension, with the deities residing and being worshipped from every corner on earth that this country’s government is legitimate in any way. Stolen from top to bottom. Nothing can be done? Really? Fucking ancestors would like a word #neveragain
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 AM
There is no way on this planet, on this plane, in this dimension, with the deities residing and being worshipped from every corner on earth that this country’s government is legitimate in any way. Stolen from top to bottom. Nothing can be done? Really? Fucking ancestors would like a word #neveragain
You guys you guys!! I made my own Apple Watch Face from the original EPCOT Center logo from 1982! The other picture is me as Miss Poland 1982 Opening Cast of EPCOT Center and the World Showcase Haoooooooo!
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You guys you guys!! I made my own Apple Watch Face from the original EPCOT Center logo from 1982! The other picture is me as Miss Poland 1982 Opening Cast of EPCOT Center and the World Showcase Haoooooooo!
Got to Pike Market too early today… vendors in the organized chaos… the smell of food prep! Honestly bringing the elementary school lunch vibe hard… I feel like i might get picked to take the milk count to the lunch lady! 🥛 🍕 🍪
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Got to Pike Market too early today… vendors in the organized chaos… the smell of food prep! Honestly bringing the elementary school lunch vibe hard… I feel like i might get picked to take the milk count to the lunch lady! 🥛 🍕 🍪
This guy? This #fucking #guy? #donaldtrumpfuckskids just imagine it. GOP supporting THIS guy… kinda says a lot, huh? #weak #unhealthy #loser #skinbag
January 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
This guy? This #fucking #guy? #donaldtrumpfuckskids just imagine it. GOP supporting THIS guy… kinda says a lot, huh? #weak #unhealthy #loser #skinbag
Heated Rivalry… pass. I can watch nearly underage peeps do it on porn hub, and I don’t have to worry about mom and the paparazzi harshing my boner. 🍆🍌🥔
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Heated Rivalry… pass. I can watch nearly underage peeps do it on porn hub, and I don’t have to worry about mom and the paparazzi harshing my boner. 🍆🍌🥔
We have been conditioned against this our whole lives. We have the internet for communication that they did not. #nationalstrike now
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
We have been conditioned against this our whole lives. We have the internet for communication that they did not. #nationalstrike now
Put the victims on the stand! #interviewthesurvivors
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Put the victims on the stand! #interviewthesurvivors
By the way… there ARE Epstein Island survivors who could identify and prove that #donaldtrumpfuckskids we should get them on the stand!
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
By the way… there ARE Epstein Island survivors who could identify and prove that #donaldtrumpfuckskids we should get them on the stand!
Uh… we all watched a woman get shot in the face. IN THE FACE! Stop it right now, all this bs. In. The. Mutherfucking. Face. ⚰️ watched it. Bang, face… dead. #fuckice
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Uh… we all watched a woman get shot in the face. IN THE FACE! Stop it right now, all this bs. In. The. Mutherfucking. Face. ⚰️ watched it. Bang, face… dead. #fuckice
Awww… the lady biker on the train was watching my iPad from across carriage. I download the British Baking show and scrub through everything but the judgements… she was smiling and didn’t k ow that I saw her nod in agreement. Super cute. ❤️🥐✨
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Awww… the lady biker on the train was watching my iPad from across carriage. I download the British Baking show and scrub through everything but the judgements… she was smiling and didn’t k ow that I saw her nod in agreement. Super cute. ❤️🥐✨
Not gonna be able to make this event… dang it!
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Not gonna be able to make this event… dang it!
You know what? Humor… treating yourself right…? In tody’s world? That might be considered rebellious. Com’on… let’s eat croissants! #food #seattle #eatseattletours #tourguide #thingstodo #foodie #croissant
Pufftown Winter Tree Croissant Jan 2026 #foodie #tourguide #thingstodo #eatseattle
YouTube video by Seattle Scott
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January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
You know what? Humor… treating yourself right…? In tody’s world? That might be considered rebellious. Com’on… let’s eat croissants! #food #seattle #eatseattletours #tourguide #thingstodo #foodie #croissant
A lot of people trying to make sense… love you guys. Happiness is Resistance.
From Ye Old Curiousity Shop in Seattle You are my sunshine
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January 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
A lot of people trying to make sense… love you guys. Happiness is Resistance.
Wow. Still not over it. Shot in the FACE. Dead. La-La.
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Wow. Still not over it. Shot in the FACE. Dead. La-La.
Oh my GOSH! I can’t WAIT to not watch!!
HOT TIP: Don't go to the Kennedy Center to watch Melania's new film. Wait for it to come out on blu-ray, then don't buy it and you can not watch it as often as you want.
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Oh my GOSH! I can’t WAIT to not watch!!