I have good and bad news for you. He isn't making any of these decisions.

That's a hard pass from me.

So. Many. Lies. It's exhausting.

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

This again?!?!?

Billions of farm subsidies are needed because of the repercussions of unnecessarily punitive tariffs. You don't get a prize for putting a bandage on a self inflicted wound.

"World-class deal maker" loses. Every. Damn. Time.

Pre-teen energy.

Enjoy driving those white nationalist symbols, Tesla owners!

"I have just approved APPETIZERS to be served in restaurants all across AMERICA. This new form of food (I invented - you're welcome) will be served in smaller portions to patriots BEFORE they get a larger meal. I DECREE TWO DINNERS! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

He had zero capacity for empathy.

(PS) For those counting at home, this will be the SECOND illegal war Trump has STARTED (Iran).

This does not count his THREE very seriously THREATENED wars against Greenland, Panama and Mexico.

He has ENDED a grand total of ZERO wars.

And he is demanding the Nobel Peace Prize.