||⠀— HARVEY.
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||⠀— HARVEY.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀wip.

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ》ㅤᴍᴅɴɪ. ╎ ᴇɴɢ ʀᴘ.

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[ chirp! ]
February 18, 2026 at 5:55 AM
[ popping out an egg ]
you're pregnant, you're pregnant, he's pregnant, I'M pregnant?! any other pregnancies that I need to know about
February 18, 2026 at 5:54 AM

⠀⠀/ /⠀ghes so fucking funny dude
February 17, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Repeat! Repeat! Harvey's favorite song!
February 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
[ delivery bird! he brings you : Marijuana! ]
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM

⠀⠀/ /⠀cant stop thinking about harvey's entire deal rn is capturing everyone's hearts and beefing with steve. it's awesome here
February 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
[ minecraft bird dance. how is he turning it up? ]
February 17, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Squawk! Remind Harvey of home!
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by ||⠀— HARVEY.
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Why do you like this it's not even a song ???
 
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
[ squinting. the ` I know what you are ` face. ]
 
Don't call me a soggy cat okay I wanna impress Jean she can't see me wet and soggy when I finally end her.
 
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
[ the face of a sweet innocent boy who has murdered in cold blood by command and fed the corpses to his next victims ]
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM

⠀⠀/ /⠀just now realizing steve and harvey. steve harvey. family feud music starts playing
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
[ SQUAAAWK?!

off he goes, catching himself before he just hurdles into the ground. ]

Rude!
 
. . . 💢

✦【 SHAKING LIKE A FERAL RABID DOG. HOW DOES A HULKINH MAN OF HIS SIZE DO THIS. CREATURE. BASTARD. 】
 
[ meanwhile he's nesting in his hair. yup goodnight ]
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
[ meanwhile he's nesting in his hair. yup goodnight ]
 
✦【 Grabbing his little notebook full of crafting recipies. Trying to see if he can cook parrots. 】
 
[ distantly ] Sog - gyyyyyy!

[ . . . then he does come back! but it's to land on his head. ]
February 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm just — little guy! Harvey — little guy!
February 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
[ distantly ] Sog - gyyyyyy!

[ . . . then he does come back! but it's to land on his head. ]
 
GET BACK HERE. YOU COWARD.

WHO'S THE SOGGY CAT NOW, HUH.

WHO.

✦【 Harvey your first mistake is fucking with someone who is one bad day away from saying the Ender Dragon's true name. 】
 
[ flying away so fucking fast he looks like a little bullet that just grazed by Steve's ear ]
February 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM

⠀⠀/ /⠀ah so delightful
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
[ flying away so fucking fast he looks like a little bullet that just grazed by Steve's ear ]
 
Come here. You can help me with my totem once we're done.
 
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Mean to me. Mean to me. [ click click ]
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
[ SQUAWK?? LOOKING ACTUALLY OFFENDED???? ]
​ 
Hey.

Polly want a fucking cookie ?

✦【 HE'S THREATENING TO POISON HARVEY ??? 】
 
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Sog - gy! Sog - gy!
 
HEY.

IT IS NOT MY FAULT ONLY SHE UNDERSTANDS ME.

✦【 He isn't even denying the accusations. 】
 
[ whistling from afar ] Pathetic! [ click click ] Sog - gy cat! [ click click ]
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
[ whistling from afar ] Pathetic! [ click click ] Sog - gy cat! [ click click ]
 
Should I create the Wither in front of her . . .

Either that will impress her enough to spare me for more than 5 seconds, or I'll get killed by the both of them if Jean doesn't kill me first.

✦【 He sounds like a hung up ex in a situationship. 】

 
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
[ another squawk, and with a leap, he takes off from his shoulder perch and towards the heights of a tree branch. no conversation to be had — not now, it seems — but he'd be more of an observer than anything.

tune of a song long since forgotten is whistled where he is, + ]
 
You're quite the character then, Harvey.

✦【 Tone was impossible to decipher, though, suspicions were made clear. There were few with the ability to speak, almost outlanders in a sense — foreign, not of here, not of this realm. 】

✦【 Those like him. 】
 
[ the bird lowers his head. understandable, he thinks. he can live without prying like so ; and perhaps, as his own gesture, he shuffles on his shoulder to his arm to make himself more visible. ]

Name, Harvey! [ he squawks, joined with a chirp. ]
February 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM

⠀⠀/ /⠀ohhh im hitting the new low of fixation. im considering writing laura but we will see
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 PM