Let’s add Solon and put together a dream team.

Don't feel bad. After 2 days, they Holy Ghosted the Pope.

RACI matrixes. It’s a paperwork festival for little-to-no benefit.

We started identifying a Directly Responsible Individual and that worked way better.

Noice.

192.168.0.x ....?

mount /dev/bread /toaster
chmod +x /dev/bread
./warmup.sh --temp=375
systemctl start toast.service
watch -n 30 /dev/bread
eject /dev/bread
notify-send "🍞 Done!"

One might even call it OpenPrt.

Fun feature of PHP (among other languages), with numbers, you can put in underscores to make things easier to read.

E.g., `usleep(500_000);`

Amusing side characters would include a Brad Leone sysadmin who is always talking about his Arch Linux setup and a Chris Morocco QA tester who can detect subtle bugs by glancing at the code.

I don’t care where you work. I don’t care when you work. I don’t care how long you work.

If you deliver results, you win. Otherwise, no results, no job.

Everything else is a sideshow for people stuck in the past.