It's amazing what expensive training, good nutrition, and the right equipment can do. It made Zach Wilson into an NFL QB.

Took my 11 month old on a flight*. Overheard the woman in front of us say "oh good there's a baby" It's 2025 and you're on a Southwest flight - You not bringing headphones is not my problem.

*Daughter felt asleep immediately and was less of a problem than some of the adults on that flight.

Brent Venables, let me get your boys in that wedge and we'll turn them into men!

I want to run practices in the Death Triangle.

When I moved to Cincinnati in 2012 I encountered a half dozen or so people who didn't know Columbus had an NHL team. I chalked it up to good old fashioned lifelong Cincinnatians who've never left the 275 bubble, but now I think the team is just really bad at making themselves a known entity.

These morons are in for a rude awakening when laws matter again. Gonna be tasty.

I think they’re harmless, but yucky

He also makes 2-3 saves a night that he's not supposed to. That's the difference between him and Merzlikens.

shit this means the only local sport I’ll have to watch in the summer is the Reds. Shockingly bad idea.

It’s really cool that you cannot buy a sense of humor.

They couldn't debate him so they killed him.