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Sean Roberts
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One more thing I have to bring up.
The sound mixing for the event was an absolute clusterfuck and I hope somebody got fired.
I didn't have a screenshot to reflect this... so here's a shot of some Golden Joystick trophies looking like the buttplug trophies from 'Everything, Everywhere, All At Once'.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
As usual, Clair Obscur went and won most of the awards.
At a certain point they were running out of speeches to give.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Jennifer English briefly mentioned Gay Pride and subsequently had every bigot on Twitter fuming.
But when are those insufferable cunts ever not bitching about things that have nothing to do with them.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Ben Starr was dressed as a playing card.
He is still every straight man's hall pass.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
At one point she wore Rumi's "How It's Done" jacket to perform a "Golden" duet with some other lady.
The fact that the outfit was mismatched with the song bothered me more than it should.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
They had Lady D hamming it up as the host (to mixed results)
Her collar has too many colours.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The results:
(Kinda hate that there's an "Early Access" category now)
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Quick thread on the 2025 Golden Joystick Awards event that was on recently >>>

#GoldenJoystickAwards
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Kinda wish this was real...
I'm gonna need those Kojima feet
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Missy Piggy crashed the event btw...
She made a subtle allusion to the fact that she & Geoff Keighley have fucked.
(guess I know what I'm jerkin it to tonight)
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you tune in to the VOD from Charlie's stream right as they're announcing his win for 'Content Creator of the Year'...
...you will witness him truly not giving a fuck.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Evanescence performed the song they did as a tie-in with Netflix's 'Devil may Cry' show.
Was disappointed it wasn't a medley with other bands that were prominent on the show... like Linkin Park & Papa Roach.
(also sad we didn't get a Hatsune Miku style hologram of Dante twerking on stage)
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One of the bigger surprises was the show dropping a teaser for the new Street Fighter movie.
Except nobody can remember if the trailer was any good cause every geek's brain blue screened on the absolute boner shot of Cammy holding savage eye contact while eating an éclair.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
oh, JJ Abrams showed up with his pet nerd.
His studio made a game...
It looked boring.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We also saw a finally stached David Harbour.
He was on deck to excitedly announce he's going to be a part of Total War's Warhammer 40k spinoff.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lenny Kravitz came out on stage to reveal that he's the villain in the upcoming '007: First Light' James Bond game.
(does this man age?)
That banner is so huge you can barely see the tiny kravitz.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
For some reason they had Werner Herzog doing his nihilistic monologuing thing for a 'Warframe'.
It's been around for a while, so I guess they thought this might resuscitate player numbers?
(Except you end up contemplating your bleak & pointless existence, that's the Werner sauce baby)
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So the super suss horse racing game where the horses are all sexy anime girls won Best Mobile Game...
This is hilarious to me.
Toss some crumbs to the coomers I guess.

#Umamusume #PrettyDerby
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
'Sonic Racing Crossworlds' was robbed.
The conversation around Mario Kart World has been mostly one of disappointment... while Crossworlds surprised people with how much better than expected it was.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE GEOFF?
GET YO FINGER ON THE PULSE
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
'Clair Obscur: Expedition 33' actually broke a record for winning the most awards in one single year.
Everyone knew it was going to clean up but damn.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So we caught The Game Awards live on stream yesterday...

Here's some brief commentary on moments from the event >>>

#TheGameAwards #TheGameAwards2025
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM