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Sean Keeley
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Managing Editor at Comeback Media: @awfulannouncing.bsky.social & @thecomeback.bsky.social. Bagel snob in Seattle. http://itsashanda.com
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Hell yes
The Cincinnati Bengals announce Ken Anderson is back at QB1
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Mike Norvell going full GERG. Get out, Florida State! GET OUT!!!
“Obviously, we’ve got to be more consistent,” Mike Norvell said. “I mean, we’ve shown flashes of being able to play at an elite level, but we’ve not been consistent enough or we haven’t played in a sense of complementary football, especially there on the road. Something that we’ve got to continue to improve upon. We’ve got a young team. We’ve got some young players, we’ve got some guys that do have experience, but ultimately it’s still about the application of that. I don’t think we’re far off. I mean, there has been some things that have happened this year — we’ve earned the results of games, but we’ve also had some very unique dynamics that have contributed to that and to some of the negative outcomes that we’ve had.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Penn State's 2025 season:
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Just want to get back to the glory days
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Lingering on Fran Brown during this is just cruel lol
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Young Syracuse fan whose lifeblood is slowly being drained, as happens for all Orange faithful
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Oh man I got so excited for a second…
An email from Riley Dixon but not former Syracuse punter and Heisman candidate Riley Dixon
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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BagelFest
Starship Bagels’ offerings B’s Bagels and Butters A tray full of bagel samples Emerald City Bagels bagelmatic
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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BagelFest Growth Lab highlights
Bagelero, a Mexican themed bagel place from Phoenix with great jalapeño cheddar bagel. Gochujang spicy everything bagel from Michigan’s Tiger Bagel knocked my socks off. Rosemary salt from Delaware’s Van Buren Bagels Spicy everything from Daily Bagel in Nashville was a winner
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Are you really a bagel shop if you don’t stock Yoohoo?
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I missed the NJ Transit Gauntlet of Death: Waiting for them to announce which track your train is at mere minutes before it leaves, causing you and hundreds of people to rush onto a tiny escalator to board before it leaves. 10/10.
NJ Transit train board with no tracks announced
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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As is customary in Seattle, Katie Wilson is wearing the honorary mayoral election race leader hat, which has been passed down through the generations.
Katie Wilson wearing a crazy hat
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Ballot counted, fuckers.
King County Elections ballot tracker says my ballot has been counted! Go Katie Wilson!
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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That's a bummer
"Joe Burrow Forced To Cross Busy Street"
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The clearest explanation I’ve seen in which flights are likely to be canceled
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Fingers crossed!
Leftward lurch: Second socialist leader ready to rule another iconic American city
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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In case you were looking for a Wake Up Barstool ratings update... awfulannouncing.beehiiv.com/p/tom-brady-...
In early September, we wrote about FS1’s Wake Up Barstool’s minuscule ratings out of the gate. That caused enough of a stir that Dave Portnoy publicly questioned the data's accuracy. It’s been a few weeks, but we checked back in on the Barstool morning show’s audience. The good news for them? Viewership is up! The bad news? They’ve gone from averaging 12.2K viewers in early September to 17K viewers last week. It’s something, we guess.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Garrett you sweet summer child
"Garrett Wilson: The Jets have a vision and I have to trust it"
November 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This made me laugh
‘For much of President Trump’s second term, the political heirs of his “America First” agenda have tried to form an intellectual framework for their movement that embraces nationalism while keeping overt bigotry out of the coalition’
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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No thank you
"Here’s How To Make Guy Fieri’s Apple Pie Hot Dog At Home"
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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It’s like looking up into the sky and seeing Scoop Jardine soaring across it
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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You guys are DISGUSTING!
Erika Kirk-JD Vance Relationship Theory Floated By Disgusting, Pathetic LIBS
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Pope returns home to Vatican after making first public appearance in five weeks
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I want to know who had the least classy reaction
"Jason Kelce Had The Classiest Reaction To Nick Mangold’s Death"
October 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM