seagun
@seagun.bsky.social
They/them. Queer enby radical Jewish socialist. Public health & freedom for all.
I cannot decide what the funniest thing about this story is. Whole Foods? The chip bag? That the reporter thought it was just a weird gift of a snack first? The amount of money? The plea to not report it?
August 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I cannot decide what the funniest thing about this story is. Whole Foods? The chip bag? That the reporter thought it was just a weird gift of a snack first? The amount of money? The plea to not report it?
SAS where the FUCK is my air vent?
August 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
SAS where the FUCK is my air vent?
You know, I think one of my favorite things is when people adopt dogs who have been living on the street, time passes, and it's like "this is my dog who refuses to sleep anywhere but a human bed with a pillow, or who won't eat food that's not prepped and served Just So" or things like that.
July 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You know, I think one of my favorite things is when people adopt dogs who have been living on the street, time passes, and it's like "this is my dog who refuses to sleep anywhere but a human bed with a pillow, or who won't eat food that's not prepped and served Just So" or things like that.
I need everyone to look at my sister's dog.
July 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I need everyone to look at my sister's dog.
I am a 38 year old professional with a masters degree and established career...and every time I hear someone talk about needing to find a SME for sometime, I immediately imagine this guy. Like yes absolutely let's hire Mr Smee to do a deep-dive assessment about value based contracting.
July 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am a 38 year old professional with a masters degree and established career...and every time I hear someone talk about needing to find a SME for sometime, I immediately imagine this guy. Like yes absolutely let's hire Mr Smee to do a deep-dive assessment about value based contracting.
Once again I'm not good at economics, but I still feel like this is not the chart I want to see.
April 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Once again I'm not good at economics, but I still feel like this is not the chart I want to see.
I'm not an economics person, is this good? Are we great again?
April 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm not an economics person, is this good? Are we great again?
I'm non-binary and warming up to the trans label!
But like many people I prefer not to be perceived, that's scary.
But like many people I prefer not to be perceived, that's scary.
March 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm non-binary and warming up to the trans label!
But like many people I prefer not to be perceived, that's scary.
But like many people I prefer not to be perceived, that's scary.
As a trans queer person whose career is in health equity: stop it, you know goddamn well that I'm not well.
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
As a trans queer person whose career is in health equity: stop it, you know goddamn well that I'm not well.
Hey you! Yeah you!
Stop scrolling!
Take 5 deep breaths.
Focus on your body, wherever you're holding tension (for me it's my neck and shoulders). Relax those muscles. Stretch a little bit.
Go get a glass of water and drink it.
Okay now get back to work, call your senators, keep on fighting.
Stop scrolling!
Take 5 deep breaths.
Focus on your body, wherever you're holding tension (for me it's my neck and shoulders). Relax those muscles. Stretch a little bit.
Go get a glass of water and drink it.
Okay now get back to work, call your senators, keep on fighting.
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey you! Yeah you!
Stop scrolling!
Take 5 deep breaths.
Focus on your body, wherever you're holding tension (for me it's my neck and shoulders). Relax those muscles. Stretch a little bit.
Go get a glass of water and drink it.
Okay now get back to work, call your senators, keep on fighting.
Stop scrolling!
Take 5 deep breaths.
Focus on your body, wherever you're holding tension (for me it's my neck and shoulders). Relax those muscles. Stretch a little bit.
Go get a glass of water and drink it.
Okay now get back to work, call your senators, keep on fighting.
POV: you lead a webinar with like 30 people and are pretty sure you've somehow convinced them all that you're a Competent Professional?
Anyway, this is 3 years at my job today.
Anyway, this is 3 years at my job today.
January 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
POV: you lead a webinar with like 30 people and are pretty sure you've somehow convinced them all that you're a Competent Professional?
Anyway, this is 3 years at my job today.
Anyway, this is 3 years at my job today.
Thinking about this and CEOs a lot today.
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Thinking about this and CEOs a lot today.
Arrest made in the UHC CEO shooting.
You don't fucking say.
You don't fucking say.
December 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Arrest made in the UHC CEO shooting.
You don't fucking say.
You don't fucking say.
I don't think I'll ever recover from this display being in the Royal Ontario Museum arms & armor exhibit.
This country has zero chill about their national sport.
This country has zero chill about their national sport.
December 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I don't think I'll ever recover from this display being in the Royal Ontario Museum arms & armor exhibit.
This country has zero chill about their national sport.
This country has zero chill about their national sport.
Hello #dogsofbluesky please meet Callie (l) and Kuiper (r). They are my parents' and my sister's, respectively, and they are both exceptionally good.
November 13, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Hello #dogsofbluesky please meet Callie (l) and Kuiper (r). They are my parents' and my sister's, respectively, and they are both exceptionally good.