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No Man's Sea 🌊 @ exhaustion arc
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⬗ chronic fatigue haver
⬗ she/they | 🏳️‍🌈 very queer | >30yo | SoCal
⬗ frieren-pilled
⬗ shitposter & software engineer
⬗ Dog: #atlas | WOL: #tala
⬗ pfp by @emibirdee.art
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Linking this slide to everybody in my Frontline matches who seem to think that brawling in Narnia is how you win matches, instead of objective control
A slide from the newest FFXIV Live Letter. It explains the objectives of Frontline matches. It shows 4 images, one for each existing map, and all 4 of them are saying to focus on the map's respective objective.
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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i get to be caster for my static next tier. which one should i play.
FFXIV UI screenshot of the caster DPS jobs. My only level 100 is Red Mage
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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woag
Screenshot from Disccord. It says: Checkpoint Unavailable This happens if you're new here or have privacy settings enabled that limit personalization. Learn More. You can still enjoy a reward to celebrate the year
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Do you ever think about .
4-panel comic. First panel: a person encounters a genie and says "I wish I had the power to fight the climate emergency" Second panel: the genie says "It is done" and there is a "Poof" effect. Third panel: the person is confusedly holding a gun and asks, "a gun?". Fourth panel: the genie says "[REDACTED]"
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Wait hol up....pass me the aux cord
Recommended music on YouTube, a video called "music for bugs - full album" by camiidae. The thumbnail is a bunch of different bugs chilling together
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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i did my bluesky word cloud thing and this was the results. what doues it mean
A word cloud, but it only has two words in it, "gay" and "im". There is a lot of empty space around them.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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i hope you all understand that this is me
Altered meme from Modern Family. Gloria (a beautiful woman) says "I'm gonna run deep dungeon. Do you care to join me?" while Jay (an older man) says "There's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say 'no' to that question, I want you to use it on me."
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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ayo is this a They Might Be Giants reference
Twin Peaks, Season 2 Episode 1, episode title is "May The Giant Be With You"
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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there's really no way of knowing which planet i've taken over
No Man's Sky screenshot, showing the 3 planets and 1 moon belonging to a star system. Their names are: Aucra, Francisc Z12, Iorinus Tau, and The World Unsundered
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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at this point they should just bring back this motto and be done with it.
Screenshot from a 1990s episode of The Simpsons. It shows the Democratic Convention, and they have banners that say "We hate life and ourselves" "We can't govern!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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what do you mean "Average Wait Time 11m". im a healer......
FFXIV Duty Roulette queue window. It shows I am queued for Alliance Raids, as a Sage, and that the Average Wait Time is 11 minutes
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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me_irl
No Man's Sky screenshot: New Title Unlocked Sea, Atlas-Speaker. Saved by the Atlas
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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i clicked on a link that took me over to the devil's sacrament and noticed that on the left sidebar they have put an 🔵Unread Notification on both the Grok and Premium tabs. bro that's so gross
Screenshot from the Twitter website. It has the navigation links (Chat, Grok, Lists, Bookmarks, Communities, Premium, Profile, and More), and on both the Grok and Premium links, there is an accompanying blue dot, indicating that there's some unread notification inside
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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wait hold up....
"Wow cool robot" meme, except the intended message is "Check out this Christmas album" but my excitement is "WOW!! WINAMP!!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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i feel like this guy
Screenshot from the movie "Treasure Planet". There is a malfunctioning robot, and his eyes are bulging out of his head, both displaying what looks like a crashlog
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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December is in 5 days btw what the fuck are we doing here.
My weather app, telling me that it is currently 80°F (26.6°C) right now, with a low of 50°F (10°C)
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Gunbreaker was peak in Shadowbringers, tolerable in Endwalker, and abysmal in Dawntrail and here is why .
A diagram which explains Gunbreaker's burst. First it has a graphical depiction of the setup of different abilities. And then the text is as follows: - No Mercy is 8 GCDs - which perfectly fits: - 3 Gnashing GCDs - 3 Reign GCDs - 1 Double Down - 1 Sonic Break - Each combo breaks one another - Double Down, Sonic, and generic spender can be done at any time - GCD 1 *must* be the start of the Gnashing combo - Bloodfest grants 3 cartridges, so you must wait until you are at 0 to use - Bloodfest also enables the Reign combo - Reign combo is your highest potency, but needs to be backloaded. - Because combos break each other, the earliest you can start Reign is on GCD 4 - This is if you started No Mercy at 1 Cartridge (for Gnash). - If you start at 2, then you can spend the other on Double down, and start Reign at 5. - If you start at 3, then you lose something from your burst to make room for spender - ANY amount of downtime in your burst, means losing your biggest potency from it - ANY amount of drift from raidbuffs, means losing it in your biggest potency - To maximize your burst damage, you need to NOT have maximum carts at the start - This is a really counterintuitive design - Pre-7.1, Doubledown cost 2; which means that Gnash+DD would give you a clean slate. - Reign was added in DT. Previously you filled those spaces with generic spenders - Those spenders could be used anywhere in burst, which gave you flexibility
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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wanna see something funny
FFXIV screenshot. A UI element is saying "Vipersight unlocked!" to indicate I have just now unlocked the Viper job. You can also see the character menu on the jobs list, showing all of my other jobs. Everything else is either maxed or in the 90s already.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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legend btw
No Man's Sky screenshot, the UI is informing me that I have unlocked a new title, "the Legend", for having advanced ranks in the Ships Destroyed milestone
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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um. well. this is awkward.

[to be clear this guy is completely unrelated to that planet]
No Man's Sky screenshot. I am in a dialog with someone, and the dialog text says "Hesperus smiles, happy to see me.". They look like a Furby head attached to a humanoid body, stuffed inside of a space suit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Well see, I'm a little bit of a Framer Gamer....
FFXIV Adventurer Plate for my character. The search info says "I'll do anything if it gives a framer's kit". The plate is a mixture of elements from Deep Dungeon, Ultimate, Allied Society, and side quests. Also a Wind-Up Philos is there.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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lmao
FFXIV Lodestone website post. The post is from today (November 19th), and it finally addresses the DDOS attacks experienced between November 4th and November 14th.
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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This one?

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Screenshot of a tweet by the FFXIV account when FRU released. It is a 4-second video of Ryne and Gaia standing back-to-back while holding hands. The text is: #FFXIV Patch 7.11 is LIVE! Take a glimpse into an alternate future and bear witness to what could have been as you take on this latest ultimate challenge. Raiders, best of luck!
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Hell yea thanks for the good news
Push notification from Google: How your watchlist did today. NVDA is down, -1.88%
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Yep! And for once, they officially announced it in the Pt 1 live letter, so we don't even have to guess:
Patch 7.4 - Coming Tuesday, December 16, 2025. - The Arcadion: Heavyweight Tier (Normal) - New Allagan tomestones of... mnemonics - New craftable gear. Coming Tuesday, January 6, 2026: - The Arcadion: Heavyweight Tier (Savage)
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM