Madame Owatabi Chai Yum
@seabisquick.bsky.social
Enemy of the state of Trumpistan.
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Adagio For Scissors
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Adagio For Scissors
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If the next ICE man to fatally shoot someone turns out to be named Graham Norton or Allan Carr, I’ll spit.
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
If the next ICE man to fatally shoot someone turns out to be named Graham Norton or Allan Carr, I’ll spit.
I cringe for Jonathan Ross the British TV presenter.
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I cringe for Jonathan Ross the British TV presenter.
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This is trump’s world where criminals get away with whatever the hell they want.
America is being run by evil deviants.
America is being run by evil deviants.
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This is trump’s world where criminals get away with whatever the hell they want.
America is being run by evil deviants.
America is being run by evil deviants.
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After making 500 blocks for political reasons, it’s rather refreshing to block someone here for calling Timothee Chalamet ugly,
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
After making 500 blocks for political reasons, it’s rather refreshing to block someone here for calling Timothee Chalamet ugly,
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"Everyone is 12" theory stays undefeated
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
"Everyone is 12" theory stays undefeated
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Teach me to wake up and check my phone at 5 a.m.
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Teach me to wake up and check my phone at 5 a.m.
The first minute of every new year proves Lombardo and Sinatra will never die.
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
The first minute of every new year proves Lombardo and Sinatra will never die.
Oh, all right -- in the name of gratitude and shit. Things I liked about 2025, no particular order:
1. Dubai chocolate (especially dark)
2. Sold my mom's house
3. Grootyvision alternate-universe Eurovisions
4. Kenislovas videos on YouTube
5. More aware my husband loves me.
1. Dubai chocolate (especially dark)
2. Sold my mom's house
3. Grootyvision alternate-universe Eurovisions
4. Kenislovas videos on YouTube
5. More aware my husband loves me.
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh, all right -- in the name of gratitude and shit. Things I liked about 2025, no particular order:
1. Dubai chocolate (especially dark)
2. Sold my mom's house
3. Grootyvision alternate-universe Eurovisions
4. Kenislovas videos on YouTube
5. More aware my husband loves me.
1. Dubai chocolate (especially dark)
2. Sold my mom's house
3. Grootyvision alternate-universe Eurovisions
4. Kenislovas videos on YouTube
5. More aware my husband loves me.
SERIOUSLY, Zepeto?
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
SERIOUSLY, Zepeto?
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It's not hip to be a fascist.
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's not hip to be a fascist.
And they're all gone now. Annette died Christmas Eve.
We are down to one Dionne quintuplet. News of the death of Cecile earlier this week just breaking. Cecile was, and Annette is, 91.
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
And they're all gone now. Annette died Christmas Eve.
Christmas Steve.
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Christmas Steve.
Tired: He went to Jared.
Wired: He went to Ghirardelli.
Wired: He went to Ghirardelli.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tired: He went to Jared.
Wired: He went to Ghirardelli.
Wired: He went to Ghirardelli.
For those who want the Big Beautiful Obit today, NO YOU DO NOT. He’ll just tell the first person he meets to change the name of the holiday to The Donald J. Trump and Jesus H. Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
For those who want the Big Beautiful Obit today, NO YOU DO NOT. He’ll just tell the first person he meets to change the name of the holiday to The Donald J. Trump and Jesus H. Christmas.
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Sciatica scucks.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sciatica scucks.
Lately I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I was called smart as a child was a conspiracy by Big Grownup to keep me compliant.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lately I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I was called smart as a child was a conspiracy by Big Grownup to keep me compliant.
Someone on my Nextdoor feed is posting about a "Tempted Theft Alert!"😂
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Someone on my Nextdoor feed is posting about a "Tempted Theft Alert!"😂
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I think Redneck Republicans are about to find out!
December 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think Redneck Republicans are about to find out!