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Seraphim
@se-ra-phim.bsky.social
I am "I got a Facebook account when it was still only available by signing up with a college email address" years old. See my pinned post for more info.

Mostly lurking cuz I'm very shy and awkward, and I'm old and don't know the lingo these days.
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I 100% understand why NSFW accounts require you to indicate your age in your bio, AND ALSO, as someone who's worked with data brokers and in advertising, I make a POINT to not share specifics about myself. That shit is tracked, sold, and now, in the US, is getting collected by the government.
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I’m actually hoping that they will be each other’s heaven… in Hell. I don’t think having everyone redeemed will be the final goal. Plus… they’d both hate heaven, let’s be real 👀
Husk is gonna be the reason Angel gets redeemed isn’t he? Every chance they get to give him those wings and they’re always Husk’s. 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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What if I throw my phone out the window. What then
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
you can't convince me otherwise like WHO ELSE WOULD THIS BE FOR. Plus how he looks in the trading card, with Cherri kinda comforting him in the back???? HE MISSES HIS SPIDER WIFE
Is Husk trying to write romantic poetry for Angel I’m losing my mind (AND HE BUYS EXTRA CHERRIES FOR NIFF)
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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I did notice that Val's fluff was in a fishnet. Absolute tragedy.

But i just now noticed his hat got stuffed into a hat.

He's got a hat on a hat. My baby. He suffers so much for Vox 🥺
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I wish "lucifer with a nose" was a tag or something. I don't begrudge you folks your nosies but I also DO. NOT. WANT. TO. SEE. IT.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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randomly dicking around on Reddit and suddenly I see this post about NSFW tips and top comment is:

"People can be turned on by fantasies without actually wanting to do that thing in real life."

Look if Redditors can get it you'd think puriteens on social media would, but here we are lmfao

July 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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DO *NOT* USE STICKERMULE
The latest move by Sticker Mule's owner. Please don't give these people your money (or honestly send them your artwork, you never know).
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
This art just made me wonder... did Millie's parents ACTUALLY lose their old farmhand, ooooorrrr.... did Striker kill them so he could conveniently embed himself right where Stolas would be at the Harvest Moon Festival the next week? 🤔
Let's start with my favourite imp of all time! Striker!! Going home from the grocery store :D

#HelluvaBossStryker #Stryker
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Satan hates deez nuts joke.
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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I begging you not to marry someone you have the least bit of mistrust/contempt for.

A couple friends of mine have spent too long in a marriage filled with loathing, and now both of them feel totally trapped and miserable. It looks awful.

Better to be alone your whole life than have what they have.
January 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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OK HERE'S WHAT I LEARNED AT THE #sacanime #HazbinHotel panel, & speaking to the VA's & Viv.

- Viv said their sexuality can be whatever, but Alex and Jessica are hardcore bi #Guitarspear supporters. Alex said any hole is a goal for Adam, Jessica said Lute is queer, but likely leans bi.
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January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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give him a duck <3

#LuciferMorningstar
January 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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This! I support everyone shipping whatever they want but all I ask is to just tag it. Not everyone is comfortable with every ship so they mute it
Hello everyone - tag your shit.

Especially with the ship names. The hashtag is not difficult. Even just put the ship name in this little section. Please - I’m begging.

I support everyone playing with their toy box how they want but im using muted words and you not tagging doesnt help.

Thanks.
January 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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thank you for all the home cooked meals ❤️
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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MERRY SINSMAS!!!🎉🎁
You can go to read the fanfic of this animation😋♥️
I hope you like it!! ♥️
Available to everyone in my patreon.com/vsallart
🎁
#alascruzadas #radioapple #hazbinhotelau #MerryChristmas2025
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Part 2 of Hazbin commentary!
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Last bit of the Hazbin commentary!
December 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I have watched the Hazbin Hotel commentary in the blueray by Viv, Sky and Sam and wrote down fun lore bits that stuck out to me! I wanted to share since I know a lot of people don't have Blueray

Disclaimer: I did my best to convey things correctly but I could have misheard.
#hazbinhotel
December 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Lute literally seeing Niffty kill Adam but then blame his death on Pentious and Charlie is wild, man.
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It bothers me so much that Val, the guy whose "eyes are so shit," has a LONG RANGE-BASED FIGHTING STYLE.
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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How do you deal with all the stress of being in charge of things?
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM