machiene
@sdudt.bsky.social
Posts only while high. Why'd You Only Post Stupid Shit On Bsky While High?
Woke they might be giants be like....: "No one knows I'm pan"
February 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Woke they might be giants be like....: "No one knows I'm pan"
I'm gonna pull you in close
Gonna wrap you up tight
Gonna play with the balls
That you swang in with tonight
Gonna wrap you up tight
Gonna play with the balls
That you swang in with tonight
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I'm gonna pull you in close
Gonna wrap you up tight
Gonna play with the balls
That you swang in with tonight
Gonna wrap you up tight
Gonna play with the balls
That you swang in with tonight
My social skills are so fucked it feels like DMing someone to follow up about a topic we discussed last time we spoke a couple weeks ago feels like throwing a grenade and hiding behind a wall, despite it being otherwise a commonplace human interaction. Jesus, brain.
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My social skills are so fucked it feels like DMing someone to follow up about a topic we discussed last time we spoke a couple weeks ago feels like throwing a grenade and hiding behind a wall, despite it being otherwise a commonplace human interaction. Jesus, brain.
Not even an hour into 2026 and I know I ain't getting that album done this year
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Not even an hour into 2026 and I know I ain't getting that album done this year
"Santa came hard this year" bull. shit. Santa ruined this year
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Santa came hard this year" bull. shit. Santa ruined this year
Man Todd Howard looks GREAT for 70.
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Man Todd Howard looks GREAT for 70.
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The Free Shepherd annunciato ai The Game Awards 2025 Pre Show www.techgaming.it/the-free-she...
The Free Shepherd annunciato ai The Game Awards 2025 Pre Show
The Free Shepherd annunciato ai The Game Awards 2025 Pre Show: un’avventura atmosferica in arrivo nel 2027 Durante il Pre Show dei The Game Awards 2025, Ben Throop, direttore creativo di Frame…
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December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Free Shepherd annunciato ai The Game Awards 2025 Pre Show www.techgaming.it/the-free-she...
The Game Awards should just start going full fucking Superbowl Ads with their game announcements. Making expensive and bizarre shit
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Game Awards should just start going full fucking Superbowl Ads with their game announcements. Making expensive and bizarre shit
Garlic bread, my dear Watson.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Garlic bread, my dear Watson.
Hah! Starting my early weekend early by "Getting Into Movies"IFYKYK. #Yolatengo
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hah! Starting my early weekend early by "Getting Into Movies"IFYKYK. #Yolatengo
I live at the end of a five and a half world country
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I live at the end of a five and a half world country
Brain chemistry is so fucked up that I'm harvesting others' just to regulate
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Brain chemistry is so fucked up that I'm harvesting others' just to regulate
I'd rather be caught Living on the Edge than Edging on the Live am i right or what
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I'd rather be caught Living on the Edge than Edging on the Live am i right or what
I will only go into a hardware store if my life depends on it *bathroom light bulb starts flickering* FUCK
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I will only go into a hardware store if my life depends on it *bathroom light bulb starts flickering* FUCK
Bill Denbrough Boils The Devil Out of it
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Bill Denbrough Boils The Devil Out of it
I Drank the kool-aid, Cranked the kool-aid, hell I even Spanked the kool-aid
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I Drank the kool-aid, Cranked the kool-aid, hell I even Spanked the kool-aid
Republican Chuck Person be like "democrat. oh god he's voting democrat"
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Republican Chuck Person be like "democrat. oh god he's voting democrat"
I take OFF my robe and wizard hat. No. No more
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I take OFF my robe and wizard hat. No. No more
The Geico gecko?! I'm like, speechless
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Geico gecko?! I'm like, speechless
If nobody got me i know the ghost follower got me
October 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If nobody got me i know the ghost follower got me
May the Phillies win it in the 15th
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
May the Phillies win it in the 15th
Smoking the cart before the horse
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Smoking the cart before the horse
One of those nights where your cat is your guardian angel
September 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
One of those nights where your cat is your guardian angel