SD Marschhausen
@sdmwrites.bsky.social
Your favourite worst nightmare. Fandom, law and all points west. Polyglot, based in France.
literally just helped an old lady across the street. love when clichés happen.
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
literally just helped an old lady across the street. love when clichés happen.
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things I would do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things we could do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
All the things I would do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things we could do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things I would do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things we could do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
All the things I would do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
I won't deny I've got in my mind now
All the things we could do
So I try to talk refined for fear that you find out
How I'm imaginin' you
all my favourite hozier songs are b-sides, of course.
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
all my favourite hozier songs are b-sides, of course.
if hozier can't save me today, nobody can.
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
if hozier can't save me today, nobody can.
I got a message on Instagram that just said « can I cunt? » and how was I supposed to say no to that.
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I got a message on Instagram that just said « can I cunt? » and how was I supposed to say no to that.
Watching the superbowl half time show: THAT'S PEDRO PASCAL
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Watching the superbowl half time show: THAT'S PEDRO PASCAL
Viggo Mortensen (who is half Danish and still speaks the language) is at a presser about the USA and Greenland situation. My Danish news source wrote « the King of Gondor is here ».
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Viggo Mortensen (who is half Danish and still speaks the language) is at a presser about the USA and Greenland situation. My Danish news source wrote « the King of Gondor is here ».
me: i need to buy more stamps for birthdays
la poste: would you like stamps commemorating the liberation of concentration camps
me: why....why would that be an option
la poste: would you like stamps commemorating the liberation of concentration camps
me: why....why would that be an option
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
me: i need to buy more stamps for birthdays
la poste: would you like stamps commemorating the liberation of concentration camps
me: why....why would that be an option
la poste: would you like stamps commemorating the liberation of concentration camps
me: why....why would that be an option
Hey, just a legal note: you cannot have someone sign an NDA to cover anything illegal. We know who this is about.
February 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Hey, just a legal note: you cannot have someone sign an NDA to cover anything illegal. We know who this is about.
absolutely hate when you're waiting for something important but you have no real way to know when it's gonna happen.
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
absolutely hate when you're waiting for something important but you have no real way to know when it's gonna happen.
one of my friends told me i was quite pale to be mixed and i didn't know what to say to that. i guess i really DON'T get enough sunlight.
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
one of my friends told me i was quite pale to be mixed and i didn't know what to say to that. i guess i really DON'T get enough sunlight.
someone to tell me to take my notes today
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
someone to tell me to take my notes today
sometimes my transcription software can’t make out the french of my professors and ends up with words like ‘merlandais’ instead of ‘irlandais’. Merland: the land of Irish mermaids.
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
sometimes my transcription software can’t make out the french of my professors and ends up with words like ‘merlandais’ instead of ‘irlandais’. Merland: the land of Irish mermaids.
accidentally walked into my local italian joint and it’s karaoke night. i’m sitting in the corner with my chardonnay singing along though.
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
accidentally walked into my local italian joint and it’s karaoke night. i’m sitting in the corner with my chardonnay singing along though.
i love commercial law to than extent that is embarrassing.
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
i love commercial law to than extent that is embarrassing.
i am the only person in class at the moment and i'm sitting in the dark like a fucking gremlin.
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 AM
i am the only person in class at the moment and i'm sitting in the dark like a fucking gremlin.
Re: the Epstein files (from your friendly law student):
1. Some of the crimes are past the statute of limitations in the states concerned.
2. Some victims do not want to be named or press charges.
3. Some federal and state prosecutors feel they do not have enough to press charges.
1. Some of the crimes are past the statute of limitations in the states concerned.
2. Some victims do not want to be named or press charges.
3. Some federal and state prosecutors feel they do not have enough to press charges.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Re: the Epstein files (from your friendly law student):
1. Some of the crimes are past the statute of limitations in the states concerned.
2. Some victims do not want to be named or press charges.
3. Some federal and state prosecutors feel they do not have enough to press charges.
1. Some of the crimes are past the statute of limitations in the states concerned.
2. Some victims do not want to be named or press charges.
3. Some federal and state prosecutors feel they do not have enough to press charges.
why do i always choose to read books that are nearly 800 pages long
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
why do i always choose to read books that are nearly 800 pages long
so funny in atelier today i had a person from guinea and one from afghanistan who were both very positive and then french going "france is shit". i love the french so much.
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
so funny in atelier today i had a person from guinea and one from afghanistan who were both very positive and then french going "france is shit". i love the french so much.
i was talking to a classmate and he says "you have so much lore". i mean, he's not wrong...
February 4, 2026 at 11:21 AM
i was talking to a classmate and he says "you have so much lore". i mean, he's not wrong...
making life changing decisions everyday here what the fuck
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
making life changing decisions everyday here what the fuck
in commerical law we keep talking about severance and it is DEFINITELY not the show.
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
in commerical law we keep talking about severance and it is DEFINITELY not the show.
i just wrote 18 pages of notes and i'm dying. i just wanna watch my youtube videos and veg out.
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i just wrote 18 pages of notes and i'm dying. i just wanna watch my youtube videos and veg out.
On my twelfth page of notes for one class. No wonder my Saturdays are just this class.
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
On my twelfth page of notes for one class. No wonder my Saturdays are just this class.