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Scott
@scw.bsky.social
Everyone knows me at the dump. Keep Bit Socketin’!

Scottish, he/him.
Had a work meeting in a wee renta-office this morning, so I just felt compelled to take a wee generic selfie.
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Craig Gordon getting called up for Scotland’s 2040 campaign
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Late birthday present from my sister!
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The Prince of buying stuff from the charity shop that he doesn’t need
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I don’t know if I want to buy the deranged curtains, even at a discount
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I’ve been competing against Joe for the last week. It genuinely winds him up that I’m winning.
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The good stuff
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“We’ve got oak milk or soya”
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
One day I’ll buy Joe one of these
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Friends are worried that Scott’s buying more cropped clothes
November 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Started my first book from the pile last night - good so far, but pretty fucking grim. Great front cover.
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Fucking hell! 15 - nil???
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Idiot
October 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Cutting up cardboard this morning and accidentally created the best pen knife/earphone accessory thanks to the wee magnet on the back of the case.
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Looks cool, but this basket urinal leaked everywhere after I used it
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bonus Merlin from the shop that was also a house
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The final pile
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Gaiman quote is the worst thing on an already hauntingly bad cover
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
All the shite I’ve bought so far (and I got an ash walking stick too, because I’m a full wank)
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh well
October 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Burst out laughing when we walked past this shop earlier.
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They’ll be hearing from my lawyers
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Blessing to the Dunlop book exchange
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m lying to myself every time I put this coat on
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Perfection
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM