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I'm wearing the drive jacket from ryaln goslings drive pretending to be drive
"the closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen"
um no? the closest thing I've ever seen to Michelle Pfeiffer is Michelle Pfeiffer. I saw Batman Returns. You don't know a damn thing about me stupid song!!!!!!!
um no? the closest thing I've ever seen to Michelle Pfeiffer is Michelle Pfeiffer. I saw Batman Returns. You don't know a damn thing about me stupid song!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"the closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen"
um no? the closest thing I've ever seen to Michelle Pfeiffer is Michelle Pfeiffer. I saw Batman Returns. You don't know a damn thing about me stupid song!!!!!!!
um no? the closest thing I've ever seen to Michelle Pfeiffer is Michelle Pfeiffer. I saw Batman Returns. You don't know a damn thing about me stupid song!!!!!!!
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broke: 4/20 is the stoner holiday
bespoke: thanksgiving is the stoner holiday
bespoke: thanksgiving is the stoner holiday
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
broke: 4/20 is the stoner holiday
bespoke: thanksgiving is the stoner holiday
bespoke: thanksgiving is the stoner holiday
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Larry David's long 80 year old cock strangles Jerry Seinfeld with a deepthroat kiss then it reveals the audience. Was it real? Or maybe just the death? We'll never know...
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Larry David's long 80 year old cock strangles Jerry Seinfeld with a deepthroat kiss then it reveals the audience. Was it real? Or maybe just the death? We'll never know...
even though i dont game as much as i used to i have a very strong urge to replay Indivisible
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
even though i dont game as much as i used to i have a very strong urge to replay Indivisible
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Webcomics for Web 1.0.
Still accessible with the original iPod touch (2007).
Still accessible with the original iPod touch (2007).
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Webcomics for Web 1.0.
Still accessible with the original iPod touch (2007).
Still accessible with the original iPod touch (2007).
i have my misgivings about Mono but one thing is undeniable: she was very eyebrows
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i have my misgivings about Mono but one thing is undeniable: she was very eyebrows
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Refs for the skaters✨
Dee☀️
Dee☀️
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Refs for the skaters✨
Dee☀️
Dee☀️
Those comments you used to see on YouTube that said "I'm on the weird side of the Internet again" but I'm replying to discover tab bots posting political comics
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Those comments you used to see on YouTube that said "I'm on the weird side of the Internet again" but I'm replying to discover tab bots posting political comics
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Refs for the skaters✨
Jamie🍇
Jamie🍇
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Refs for the skaters✨
Jamie🍇
Jamie🍇
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Been having a time of it lately, so im doing what makes me happy
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Been having a time of it lately, so im doing what makes me happy
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Me working a retail job in 2025
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me working a retail job in 2025
All the white knights in RuneScape have pun names (Sir Tinley = Certainly etc) and in the 2016 Halloween event there was a gravestone for a "Sir Ken Schism" and when you examined it, it said "The less said of him the better"
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
All the white knights in RuneScape have pun names (Sir Tinley = Certainly etc) and in the 2016 Halloween event there was a gravestone for a "Sir Ken Schism" and when you examined it, it said "The less said of him the better"
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PULL OVER I LEFT MY OXFORD COMMA AT HOME!
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
PULL OVER I LEFT MY OXFORD COMMA AT HOME!
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have some warmup doodles
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
have some warmup doodles
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November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM