Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social
Sometimes profane. Often snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽
Gotta have some Stewie in the arsenal. 😂
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gotta have some Stewie in the arsenal. 😂
Or, if spray painting seems too hard and you need your tacky gold schlock quicker, head over to Temu and get some peel n' stick.
(Yes, this is real.)
(Yes, this is real.)
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Or, if spray painting seems too hard and you need your tacky gold schlock quicker, head over to Temu and get some peel n' stick.
(Yes, this is real.)
(Yes, this is real.)
You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?
Witkoff strikes me as more of a caramel guy.
August 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Witkoff strikes me as more of a caramel guy.
I followed the money and it was a short trip.
August 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I followed the money and it was a short trip.
Americans: In these times of uncertainty we need a responsible, experienced, strategic leader at the helm of the Defense Department.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
August 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Americans: In these times of uncertainty we need a responsible, experienced, strategic leader at the helm of the Defense Department.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
I feel like this bunny is trying to tell us something...
July 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I feel like this bunny is trying to tell us something...
In fairness to AI, this looks like something a clustertruck owner would do.
April 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In fairness to AI, this looks like something a clustertruck owner would do.
April 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My sign today, hat tip to @jay.bsky.team.
April 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My sign today, hat tip to @jay.bsky.team.
I needed some humor today. 😂
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
March 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I needed some humor today. 😂
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
Headbasküt sold separately.
March 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Headbasküt sold separately.
The original Swazticar.
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The original Swazticar.