Scrump Dumplin' - Southern Gaming Mama
@scrumpdumplin.bsky.social
Streaming and internet personality bringing some southern-style sass to the gaming world! Featured on USA Today and The Tonight Show.
Tweets are my own opinion only, and if you don't like it, toodle-doo hun!
Tweets are my own opinion only, and if you don't like it, toodle-doo hun!
I am going to blow my self up with 1000 missiles 1000 mines 1000 bombs and 1000 grenades
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I am going to blow my self up with 1000 missiles 1000 mines 1000 bombs and 1000 grenades
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYPONY
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYPONY
Damn right that shits emo that's the shit Gary was listening to skating on that huge hill
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Damn right that shits emo that's the shit Gary was listening to skating on that huge hill
and you must be mrs beast
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
and you must be mrs beast
yelling at my wife to be quiet so i can concentrate on rotating the spinning cube in my mind even faster
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
yelling at my wife to be quiet so i can concentrate on rotating the spinning cube in my mind even faster
I'm in my "put on an audiobook and handle it" era!
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I'm in my "put on an audiobook and handle it" era!
nobody wants anything bad to ever happen to me
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
nobody wants anything bad to ever happen to me
the part of hotel hell where gordon breaks out the black light for the cum inspection >>>>
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the part of hotel hell where gordon breaks out the black light for the cum inspection >>>>
im having my son in 5 weeks. fighting like all hell with the hubby to name him Amber after the 311 song
usually a girls name, i know i just really like the song
usually a girls name, i know i just really like the song
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
im having my son in 5 weeks. fighting like all hell with the hubby to name him Amber after the 311 song
usually a girls name, i know i just really like the song
usually a girls name, i know i just really like the song
if your reading this... congratulations. youve made it out of your youth and into your golden years :)
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
if your reading this... congratulations. youve made it out of your youth and into your golden years :)
any song more than like 15 years all the youtube comments for it are like "this was my older brothers favorite song he shot himself in the head on january 11th 2010"
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
any song more than like 15 years all the youtube comments for it are like "this was my older brothers favorite song he shot himself in the head on january 11th 2010"
Hard to beat the kind of evil optimism that puts grind blockers on a curved triple kink rail
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hard to beat the kind of evil optimism that puts grind blockers on a curved triple kink rail
The one thing "Idiocracy" actually got wrong? Setting it in 2505 instead of 2021.
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The one thing "Idiocracy" actually got wrong? Setting it in 2505 instead of 2021.
They call me master shake because of how good I am at buying 30 dollar ounces
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They call me master shake because of how good I am at buying 30 dollar ounces
Really disheartened by how 3 stars is fair for slightly above average food and yet people still get mad at me and resort to ad hominem attacks
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Really disheartened by how 3 stars is fair for slightly above average food and yet people still get mad at me and resort to ad hominem attacks
my 68 yearold husband got his first smartphone and it has been a GODSEND for keeping him entertained while we're out with youtube and such, yet to have a single incident in public so far
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
my 68 yearold husband got his first smartphone and it has been a GODSEND for keeping him entertained while we're out with youtube and such, yet to have a single incident in public so far
I drive better high not because it makes me more paranoid/cautious but because I become one with my machine
September 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I drive better high not because it makes me more paranoid/cautious but because I become one with my machine
Just found out people are sending my son death threats over his Podcast. My heart is broken.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just found out people are sending my son death threats over his Podcast. My heart is broken.
to my haters: congrats. just got beaten to death with spiked bats for my remarks. hope you are happy
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
to my haters: congrats. just got beaten to death with spiked bats for my remarks. hope you are happy
popular format bc you didnt 'have a dream' where some funny meme happened you laundered your own joke through yourself because youre a coward. just post the comic edit you made loser
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
popular format bc you didnt 'have a dream' where some funny meme happened you laundered your own joke through yourself because youre a coward. just post the comic edit you made loser
yeah i play synth in a bitgrind band called 'sheburstintospiders' where we name our songs shit like 'glass joe biden' and basically everyone fucking hates us
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
yeah i play synth in a bitgrind band called 'sheburstintospiders' where we name our songs shit like 'glass joe biden' and basically everyone fucking hates us
every actor beaten to death until we have the gaffer/key grip awards
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
every actor beaten to death until we have the gaffer/key grip awards
boy got sleep token shirt in the pics frontierer and car bomb in the bio ?!
September 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
boy got sleep token shirt in the pics frontierer and car bomb in the bio ?!
I am allowed to do more than the average person.
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am allowed to do more than the average person.
Got ripped apart and killed by two great white sharks today
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Got ripped apart and killed by two great white sharks today