Scruffy Beardstroker
@scruffyb.bsky.social
As cap'n of the Scurvy Mermaid,
bringin’ some joy is now me crusade.
To do so with me shanties I try,
& I always respond with a rhymin’ reply.
bringin’ some joy is now me crusade.
To do so with me shanties I try,
& I always respond with a rhymin’ reply.
You arrogantly decide you’re entitled to her work,
But she doesn’t offer it, so you act like a jerk.
Affronted by rejection to your rude expectation,
You chose childish revenge to handle the situation?
Grow the fu*k up! She did nothin wrong.
If you had sense to ask nicely you might’ve got along.
But she doesn’t offer it, so you act like a jerk.
Affronted by rejection to your rude expectation,
You chose childish revenge to handle the situation?
Grow the fu*k up! She did nothin wrong.
If you had sense to ask nicely you might’ve got along.
July 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You arrogantly decide you’re entitled to her work,
But she doesn’t offer it, so you act like a jerk.
Affronted by rejection to your rude expectation,
You chose childish revenge to handle the situation?
Grow the fu*k up! She did nothin wrong.
If you had sense to ask nicely you might’ve got along.
But she doesn’t offer it, so you act like a jerk.
Affronted by rejection to your rude expectation,
You chose childish revenge to handle the situation?
Grow the fu*k up! She did nothin wrong.
If you had sense to ask nicely you might’ve got along.
Aye!
And here’s the commemorative shanty, written for all me pirate peers.
To celebrate bein part of somethin special, these seven amazin’ years!🍻
And here’s the commemorative shanty, written for all me pirate peers.
To celebrate bein part of somethin special, these seven amazin’ years!🍻
March 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Aye!
And here’s the commemorative shanty, written for all me pirate peers.
To celebrate bein part of somethin special, these seven amazin’ years!🍻
And here’s the commemorative shanty, written for all me pirate peers.
To celebrate bein part of somethin special, these seven amazin’ years!🍻