Mr. Scruff Monkey
@scruffmonkey.bsky.social
Spaffing mind vomit onto the intertubes since the 90s.
A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.
A crushing disappointment to all. Dublin based.
Shitposting troll?
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Shitposting troll?
Was thinking more of an unmarked hole in the Wicklow hills But that would also do.
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Was thinking more of an unmarked hole in the Wicklow hills But that would also do.
elon also needs to be on said rocket.
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
elon also needs to be on said rocket.
We need to be careful, her, that gobshite Sheridan and their backers won’t make the same mistakes next time and will have years of anti immigration shit stirring to pave the path.
December 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We need to be careful, her, that gobshite Sheridan and their backers won’t make the same mistakes next time and will have years of anti immigration shit stirring to pave the path.
It will be, he’s only leaving feet first.
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It will be, he’s only leaving feet first.
assume harder, wrong nationality ye royalist simp.
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
assume harder, wrong nationality ye royalist simp.
Ffs lads, no one is impressed with your inbreds, keep em at home.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ffs lads, no one is impressed with your inbreds, keep em at home.
”but Donnie, marble is porous! How will we clean them after beating your brains out?”
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
”but Donnie, marble is porous! How will we clean them after beating your brains out?”
I’d lay money on clarkson simping for reform before the next election.
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I’d lay money on clarkson simping for reform before the next election.
Yeah, bollocks to that, made a mahoosive tiramisu earlier for bring to the relations for the after dinner and i will be having my share of it!
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yeah, bollocks to that, made a mahoosive tiramisu earlier for bring to the relations for the after dinner and i will be having my share of it!
The man is 81, c’mon actuarial tables, do your thing!
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The man is 81, c’mon actuarial tables, do your thing!
Well, he is trying to visit children with his inflated sac and not getting parental permission. Aaaand what nationality is the fucker again? Does he have a visa to operate in the States? Have those working animals been seen by a vet recently? Red nose? No that’s reindeer syphillus!
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Well, he is trying to visit children with his inflated sac and not getting parental permission. Aaaand what nationality is the fucker again? Does he have a visa to operate in the States? Have those working animals been seen by a vet recently? Red nose? No that’s reindeer syphillus!
Don’t count on that. His father lasted to nearly his mid 90s.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don’t count on that. His father lasted to nearly his mid 90s.
Who do they think they’ll get to rule and why do they think they won’t be killed within a week?
December 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Who do they think they’ll get to rule and why do they think they won’t be killed within a week?
There’s a big long wall waiting for these fuckers to be blind folded up against.
December 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There’s a big long wall waiting for these fuckers to be blind folded up against.
Is this an annual event now? Almost bang on a year since Bridgewater Canal went.
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Is this an annual event now? Almost bang on a year since Bridgewater Canal went.
Nah, she’s too old for him now, he likes em fresh.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nah, she’s too old for him now, he likes em fresh.
Why are there fuckers in white coats if they‘re not there to take him away?
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why are there fuckers in white coats if they‘re not there to take him away?
it's quackers all the way down!
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
it's quackers all the way down!
let's call it the most deranged 20 minutes in American political history ... so far.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
let's call it the most deranged 20 minutes in American political history ... so far.
I'd be fluffing up the pillow of peace.
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'd be fluffing up the pillow of peace.
Hopefully, he's smelling burnt toast...
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hopefully, he's smelling burnt toast...
Sounds like the coke fueled conversation between Tarantino and PTA that drove Fiona Apple to quit cocaine.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sounds like the coke fueled conversation between Tarantino and PTA that drove Fiona Apple to quit cocaine.
If you've blown $350 on a paddle, she's the one who gets to spank you for it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you've blown $350 on a paddle, she's the one who gets to spank you for it.