"T. Ranny Dudley", Valentine
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"T. Ranny Dudley", Valentine
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she/her. 1998. I like mma, roxy music's "for your pleasure", dragon's dogma, and communism.
Personally, very tired of characters built like this. It does nothing to my penits.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Divinity: Original Sin 2 is still the best Larian game because the Dwarven women look like this from the top.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
YOU GODDAMN RIGHT
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ma'am. I need to have sex with you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF FEMBOYS

START DRESSING BETTER. YOUR RACER CHAIR AND LED-LIT DESK LOOK LIKE SHIT. STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME AT FPS GAMES.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If only he were a woman. And not so stinky.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sally the gamer.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Juvi with a bridging full-nelson suplex, and it looks b-e-a-utiful.

ECW Hardcore TV, March 19th, 1996. 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Juventud Guerrera knocks the fuckin' Sonic rings out of Rey Misterio Jr. with a top-rope brainbuster‼

I see someone perform or take a top-rope brainbuster and I'm giving everybody involved a title. Fuck it, the ref too. Gold for John Finegan.

ECW Hardcore TV, March 19th, 1996. 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rey Misterio Jr. with a clean slingshot somersault to the outside, over the barricade, killing Juventud Guerrera with his tiny butt.

ECW Hardcore TV, March 19th, 1996. 🤼
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Juventud Guerrera counters the top rope hurricanrana from Rey Misterio Jr, then counters the follow-up springboard hurricanrana with a powerbomb that sticks to the mat.

ECW Hardcore TV, March 19th, 1996. 🤼
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Shane Douglas rips his little shirt up in a rage, then shouts "Fuck you, Hogan! That was easy as shit!"

ECW Hardcore TV, March 19th, 1996. 🤼
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me and shorty
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Vader in NJPW '87 (when he squashed Inoki and got the company banned from the building for decades due to the ensuing riot) is one of the most psychotic, intimidating wrestlers ever. WHO DA MAN?!
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Free drink
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sabu leaping off a chair and hitting a flying clothesline on Too Cold Scorpio. They whirl over the ropes and land outside on the concrete.

It makes a move much better if you had a chair to it. Especially if you dive with this much commitment!

Sabu v. Too Cold Scorpio. ECW Cyberslam 1996.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sabu hits the Arabian Facebuster, gets a two count, then a springboard moonsault, but Scorpio is simply too cold to be put away.

I kind of like how Scorpio telegraphed the kickout so early. Not everything has to be a 2.999.

Sabu v. Too Cold Scorpio. ECW Cyberslam 1996.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shane Douglas explains the deal between him and Tommy Dreamer: protect Dreamer's beloved and their child, by any means.

Shane Douglas is one of my all-time favorite promos, and I love the low-angle shot of him in the red light of an Exit sign.

ECW Hardcore TV, March 5th, 1996.
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sabu hits the ropes, flies out of the ring, over the barricade, and lands square on Too Cold Scorpio!

Fans go wild, and one throws a chair at Sabu for some reason.

Sabu v. Too Cold Scorpio. ECW Cyberslam 1996.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sabu does something amazing and fucking dies, as per usual. You are not convincing me he's not S-tier.

Check out the guy in the black sweater on the right at the end. If you could see his brain scan, it would be incandescently white.

Sabu v. Too Cold Scorpio. ECW Cyberslam 1996.
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The exhausting Bill Alfonso and the indomitable Taz.

Fonzie has some choice words for Rey Mysterio Jr. after Taz beat his ass, including some praise for Vince McMahon and his looseness with the money.

─ February 20th, 1996. ECW.
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Been thinking abt this for twelve hours straight. Hi.
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Showing my flop in solitaire to the other people in the old folk's home, and they all react like Patrick Bateman with Paul Allen's card.
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM