Brian Schwanwede
@scrius.bsky.social
Not your typical individual. That’s what I strive for. Post-Production is my trade, if on the off chance you’re interested.
Today on the Senseless Internet Outrage Show:
An awful lot are complaining about Lupita Nyong'o’s possible Helen of Troy role in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey. The mythical woman famed far and wide for her beauty (something Lupita definitely qualifies for btw).
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An awful lot are complaining about Lupita Nyong'o’s possible Helen of Troy role in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey. The mythical woman famed far and wide for her beauty (something Lupita definitely qualifies for btw).
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Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Today on the Senseless Internet Outrage Show:
An awful lot are complaining about Lupita Nyong'o’s possible Helen of Troy role in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey. The mythical woman famed far and wide for her beauty (something Lupita definitely qualifies for btw).
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An awful lot are complaining about Lupita Nyong'o’s possible Helen of Troy role in Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey. The mythical woman famed far and wide for her beauty (something Lupita definitely qualifies for btw).
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Even if it’s not yet ready for human trials, this is the stuff that Nobel Peace Prize contenders are made of.
Meanwhile here under MAHA’s innovation we get a flipped food pyramid and Sugar = bad.
Consider this my attempt at justice!
Meanwhile here under MAHA’s innovation we get a flipped food pyramid and Sugar = bad.
Consider this my attempt at justice!
A Spanish scientist have cured pancreatic cancer in mice. The most deadly cancer out there.
People ignoring it and making fun of his birth defect.
A cure in animal models is a huge step closer to a possible cancer treatment in humans.
Thank you, Dr. Mariano Barbacid!
People ignoring it and making fun of his birth defect.
A cure in animal models is a huge step closer to a possible cancer treatment in humans.
Thank you, Dr. Mariano Barbacid!
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Even if it’s not yet ready for human trials, this is the stuff that Nobel Peace Prize contenders are made of.
Meanwhile here under MAHA’s innovation we get a flipped food pyramid and Sugar = bad.
Consider this my attempt at justice!
Meanwhile here under MAHA’s innovation we get a flipped food pyramid and Sugar = bad.
Consider this my attempt at justice!
We have a trinity of pioneers to celebrate today.
Apart from Martin Luther King Day, it’s also happens to be both Edgar Allen Poe’s and Dolly Parton’s birthday.
All heroes of yours truly.
#MLKDay
#edgarallanpoe
#DollyParton
Apart from Martin Luther King Day, it’s also happens to be both Edgar Allen Poe’s and Dolly Parton’s birthday.
All heroes of yours truly.
#MLKDay
#edgarallanpoe
#DollyParton
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
We have a trinity of pioneers to celebrate today.
Apart from Martin Luther King Day, it’s also happens to be both Edgar Allen Poe’s and Dolly Parton’s birthday.
All heroes of yours truly.
#MLKDay
#edgarallanpoe
#DollyParton
Apart from Martin Luther King Day, it’s also happens to be both Edgar Allen Poe’s and Dolly Parton’s birthday.
All heroes of yours truly.
#MLKDay
#edgarallanpoe
#DollyParton
I need a reminder of this sometimes and maybe you do also.
Whatever happens in 2026, I hope we’re all happier, wiser, and more accomplished all around 12 months later.
Consider that my resolution.
#newyearsday
Whatever happens in 2026, I hope we’re all happier, wiser, and more accomplished all around 12 months later.
Consider that my resolution.
#newyearsday
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I need a reminder of this sometimes and maybe you do also.
Whatever happens in 2026, I hope we’re all happier, wiser, and more accomplished all around 12 months later.
Consider that my resolution.
#newyearsday
Whatever happens in 2026, I hope we’re all happier, wiser, and more accomplished all around 12 months later.
Consider that my resolution.
#newyearsday
So I reached my halfway-to the-fourth-decade mark today.
Still having all my hair - ✔
Jeans fitting - ✔
All major senses still intact - ✔
My weight - not great, but I can still fix that.
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Still having all my hair - ✔
Jeans fitting - ✔
All major senses still intact - ✔
My weight - not great, but I can still fix that.
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December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So I reached my halfway-to the-fourth-decade mark today.
Still having all my hair - ✔
Jeans fitting - ✔
All major senses still intact - ✔
My weight - not great, but I can still fix that.
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Still having all my hair - ✔
Jeans fitting - ✔
All major senses still intact - ✔
My weight - not great, but I can still fix that.
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If you walked up to any “War On Christmas” believer and asked them to name 5 movies pertaining to Hanukkah or Kwanzaa without Goggling it, I’d bet every cent on Earth that they’d fail. Badly.
Anyhoo…
Happy Kwanzaa to all who observe.
#Kwanzaa2025
Anyhoo…
Happy Kwanzaa to all who observe.
#Kwanzaa2025
a happy kwanzaa greeting card with candles and a menorah
ALT: a happy kwanzaa greeting card with candles and a menorah
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you walked up to any “War On Christmas” believer and asked them to name 5 movies pertaining to Hanukkah or Kwanzaa without Goggling it, I’d bet every cent on Earth that they’d fail. Badly.
Anyhoo…
Happy Kwanzaa to all who observe.
#Kwanzaa2025
Anyhoo…
Happy Kwanzaa to all who observe.
#Kwanzaa2025
This Christmas Eve, I urge all of you to not be a stingy jerk to your fellowmen.
Don’t be what these 3 were made for.
#ChristmasEve
Don’t be what these 3 were made for.
#ChristmasEve
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This Christmas Eve, I urge all of you to not be a stingy jerk to your fellowmen.
Don’t be what these 3 were made for.
#ChristmasEve
Don’t be what these 3 were made for.
#ChristmasEve
Non Critical Role fans may not find this rendition of the timeless tune that amusing, but every time it reaches my ears it refuses to leave my head.
Anyway, Happy 12 days till Xmas!
#Grogmas
#CriticalRole
Anyway, Happy 12 days till Xmas!
#Grogmas
#CriticalRole
Twelve Days of Grogmas | Official Music Video
YouTube video by Critical Role
m.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Non Critical Role fans may not find this rendition of the timeless tune that amusing, but every time it reaches my ears it refuses to leave my head.
Anyway, Happy 12 days till Xmas!
#Grogmas
#CriticalRole
Anyway, Happy 12 days till Xmas!
#Grogmas
#CriticalRole
Shang Tsung It Has Begun GIF
ALT: Shang Tsung It Has Begun GIF
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
While we’re on the being thankful subject, I’m delighted to finally make Jester’s acquaintance.
I get the fan love now.
#mightynein
I get the fan love now.
#mightynein
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
While we’re on the being thankful subject, I’m delighted to finally make Jester’s acquaintance.
I get the fan love now.
#mightynein
I get the fan love now.
#mightynein
To those who value benevolence over malevolence, generosity over selfishness, broad-mindedness over prejudice…
I’m thankful always.
#Thanksgiving2025
I’m thankful always.
#Thanksgiving2025
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
To those who value benevolence over malevolence, generosity over selfishness, broad-mindedness over prejudice…
I’m thankful always.
#Thanksgiving2025
I’m thankful always.
#Thanksgiving2025
To go from Baldurs Gate to winning accolades for this recent stride is quite the winning streak.
I’m still not a Expedition 33 initiate, but I’ll be fixing that real soon.
Major kudos to the the lovely talent Jennifer English and the rest of the gang until then,
#Expedition33
I’m still not a Expedition 33 initiate, but I’ll be fixing that real soon.
Major kudos to the the lovely talent Jennifer English and the rest of the gang until then,
#Expedition33
Congrats to Jennifer English for winning the Best Lead Performer award at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
And her acceptance speech about queer joy was a love letter to @aliona.bsky.social 🥹🌈
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
To go from Baldurs Gate to winning accolades for this recent stride is quite the winning streak.
I’m still not a Expedition 33 initiate, but I’ll be fixing that real soon.
Major kudos to the the lovely talent Jennifer English and the rest of the gang until then,
#Expedition33
I’m still not a Expedition 33 initiate, but I’ll be fixing that real soon.
Major kudos to the the lovely talent Jennifer English and the rest of the gang until then,
#Expedition33
Rebecca Heineman, known best for co-founding original Fallout developer Interplay alongside Brian Fargo, Jay Patel, and Troy Worrell in the early 1980s, has died aged 62. https://bit.ly/4oP8CJ7
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My fellow dudes…
Take care of yourselves and remember there’s no shame in asking for help if you’re struggling.
#InternationalMensDay
Take care of yourselves and remember there’s no shame in asking for help if you’re struggling.
#InternationalMensDay
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My fellow dudes…
Take care of yourselves and remember there’s no shame in asking for help if you’re struggling.
#InternationalMensDay
Take care of yourselves and remember there’s no shame in asking for help if you’re struggling.
#InternationalMensDay
It really says something when the United States had to not only wait until 2015 to make marriage equality happen nationwide when other countries have been beating us to it since 2001 and then for it to be even up for debate a decade later.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It really says something when the United States had to not only wait until 2015 to make marriage equality happen nationwide when other countries have been beating us to it since 2001 and then for it to be even up for debate a decade later.
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If anyone needs any Holiday gift ideas for me, I have one.
Cut straight-to-streaming and release “Frankenstein” in cinemas everywhere!
Cut straight-to-streaming and release “Frankenstein” in cinemas everywhere!
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If anyone needs any Holiday gift ideas for me, I have one.
Cut straight-to-streaming and release “Frankenstein” in cinemas everywhere!
Cut straight-to-streaming and release “Frankenstein” in cinemas everywhere!
Today, I invite all of you have plenty of candy, go on a fun outing, and of course, enjoy yourself some good scares.
So what are you still doing here?
Get off social meadia and go savor Halloween to the fullest!
Trick or Treat!
#happyhalloween
So what are you still doing here?
Get off social meadia and go savor Halloween to the fullest!
Trick or Treat!
#happyhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today, I invite all of you have plenty of candy, go on a fun outing, and of course, enjoy yourself some good scares.
So what are you still doing here?
Get off social meadia and go savor Halloween to the fullest!
Trick or Treat!
#happyhalloween
So what are you still doing here?
Get off social meadia and go savor Halloween to the fullest!
Trick or Treat!
#happyhalloween
It still boggles my mind how breathtakingly life-like the puppeteering of @LAIKAStudios is and how painstaking it clearly is to craft it all by hand.
But to quote a timeless exchange:
“Is it all worth it?”
“It is when it works.”
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But to quote a timeless exchange:
“Is it all worth it?”
“It is when it works.”
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New look at LAIKA’s next film ‘WILDWOOD’
Starring Peyton Elizabeth Lee, Carey Mulligan, Mahershala Ali, Jacob Tremblay, Awkwafina, Angela Bassett, Jake Johnson, Charlie Day, Amandla Stenberg and Jemaine Clement.
In theaters in 2026.
Starring Peyton Elizabeth Lee, Carey Mulligan, Mahershala Ali, Jacob Tremblay, Awkwafina, Angela Bassett, Jake Johnson, Charlie Day, Amandla Stenberg and Jemaine Clement.
In theaters in 2026.
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It still boggles my mind how breathtakingly life-like the puppeteering of @LAIKAStudios is and how painstaking it clearly is to craft it all by hand.
But to quote a timeless exchange:
“Is it all worth it?”
“It is when it works.”
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But to quote a timeless exchange:
“Is it all worth it?”
“It is when it works.”
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For those not nerdy enough, Oct. 21st is known by Back to the Future Fans as “Future Day”.
My love for this film continues to be as timeless as its generational appeal.
#backtothefuture40thanniversary⚡️
My love for this film continues to be as timeless as its generational appeal.
#backtothefuture40thanniversary⚡️
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
For those not nerdy enough, Oct. 21st is known by Back to the Future Fans as “Future Day”.
My love for this film continues to be as timeless as its generational appeal.
#backtothefuture40thanniversary⚡️
My love for this film continues to be as timeless as its generational appeal.
#backtothefuture40thanniversary⚡️
Back to a place where past meets present and fantasy meets real life.
And a new look on my part.
#RenaissanceFaire
And a new look on my part.
#RenaissanceFaire
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Back to a place where past meets present and fantasy meets real life.
And a new look on my part.
#RenaissanceFaire
And a new look on my part.
#RenaissanceFaire
Steve…
You’re the Man!
You’re the Man!
NEW VIDEO! "One Nobel Peace Prize, Please!" youtu.be/PxAOPZsjlvM
"One Nobel Peace Prize, Please!"
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Steve…
You’re the Man!
You’re the Man!
A devastatingly sad day for fans of music and film.
Two legends worth remembering in their own right.
RIP
#RIPDangelo
#RIPDrewStruzan
Two legends worth remembering in their own right.
RIP
#RIPDangelo
#RIPDrewStruzan
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A devastatingly sad day for fans of music and film.
Two legends worth remembering in their own right.
RIP
#RIPDangelo
#RIPDrewStruzan
Two legends worth remembering in their own right.
RIP
#RIPDangelo
#RIPDrewStruzan
Today, I commemorate a true pioneer. One who trod a path that few have trod, inspiring countless future generations to come for the better.
That’s right.
I refer to Chris Columbus.
The accomplished filmmaker.
#ColumbusDay
#IndigenousPeoplesDay
That’s right.
I refer to Chris Columbus.
The accomplished filmmaker.
#ColumbusDay
#IndigenousPeoplesDay
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today, I commemorate a true pioneer. One who trod a path that few have trod, inspiring countless future generations to come for the better.
That’s right.
I refer to Chris Columbus.
The accomplished filmmaker.
#ColumbusDay
#IndigenousPeoplesDay
That’s right.
I refer to Chris Columbus.
The accomplished filmmaker.
#ColumbusDay
#IndigenousPeoplesDay
Thelonious invites you to laugh and clap on this 2nd day of New York Comic Con!
October 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Thelonious invites you to laugh and clap on this 2nd day of New York Comic Con!