scripto
@scripto.bsky.social
Occasionally wrong. OK, usually wrong.
I think I'll run away. Hopefully upwind.
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I think I'll run away. Hopefully upwind.
I think you meant to say Labs
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I think you meant to say Labs
I think murder is the word you're looking for
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I think murder is the word you're looking for
Everyone knows that they are sweethearts
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Everyone knows that they are sweethearts
If Simo is still around that's one too many
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
If Simo is still around that's one too many
Hugo Boss Lethality Jacket
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Hugo Boss Lethality Jacket
Gonna run it by shitposting
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Gonna run it by shitposting
That and Jack Smith. Flood the zone with bullshit and hope nobody notices. Too bad people die.
January 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
That and Jack Smith. Flood the zone with bullshit and hope nobody notices. Too bad people die.
Wait. We have accents? I thought that was the Brits.
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Wait. We have accents? I thought that was the Brits.
Death by snakebite I guess
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Death by snakebite I guess
Those puppies aren't going to shoot themselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Those puppies aren't going to shoot themselves
The point was made. Republicans own the increases. We were one plane crash away from the Democrats owning the shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The point was made. Republicans own the increases. We were one plane crash away from the Democrats owning the shutdown.
He was going to get his scrubs
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
He was going to get his scrubs
Maybe not start drinking at 9 in the morning. Bad form. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.
September 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Maybe not start drinking at 9 in the morning. Bad form. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.