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KD. Foul-mouthed curmudgeon and post producer. Punching bullies since 1970. Dog stan. #TeamCap 🐸
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Header image: my dog's paw sticking out from under the bed sheet
🌐 Lebanon KS
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Everybody loves Foster. Jolie's dad does not like Jack.

HOW ARE YOU PRETENDING TO DATE AND DID NOT CONCOCT A BACKSTORY? YOU ARE A WRITER JACK COME ON
AMATEURS
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I would have rather used these, but I didn't locate them in time. They're actually period-accurate Georgian/Regency era merchant cards.
A Georgian/Regency era merchant card featuring an elaborate, Rococo style frame, festooned with flowers. A Georgian/Regency era merchant card featuring an elaborate, Rococo style frame, festooned with garlands and depicting a shop scene inside the frame. A Georgian/Regency era merchant card featuring an oval frame, festooned with flowers sand ribbons, in bright colors. A Georgian/Regency era merchant card featuring a rectangular border depicting the countryside. A farm girl stands at one end, with a chubby baby in the opposite, lower right corner.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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However, behold, some of the promos.
A Victorian wedding invitation with an ornate gothic frame, festooned with roses. An ornate Victorian wedding invitation reserving an elaborate garden arbor A vintage-style wedding invitation with an oval frame decorated with leaves and crowned with a heart. A wedding invitation featuring a Rococo frame in blue and bronze.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Oh come on
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Huge black, block letters that say oh come on
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Happy Indigenous People / Turkey Day
Me in a dark blue graphic tee. In the center is a "seal" bearing a crossed fuel and knife with a star centered between their tips and the words "I don't have to eat my vegetables" circling them. The seal is bordered top and bottom by the title "Kids' Table Alumni"
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Done. Kiss kiss, @vanityfair.com.
Screenshot of my cancelled sub to Vanity Fair.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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T-Shirt of the Day
Me in an olive green graphic tee. In the center is an X, with an icon in each quadrant: a cauldron over fire, a turkey, a galleon sailing ship, and a pilgrim hat. Lettering in a circle around the X reads, "Camp Plymouth, Est. 1621. Cooking, Survival, New Friends"
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Oops. 😅
Date: Wednesday, November 25, 2025 The scene: Home Depot, talking to one of Buttercup's employee friends tonight. BF: It's been slammed all day. Me: Really?? BF: Yeah, just packed. Idky they didn't all wait until Black Friday and get the deals. Me: Seriously. The last place you would ever catch me is Home Depot the night before Thanksgiving. BF: Seriously. Me: 🤔 BF: 🤔 BF: Well--I mean... Me: 😂 BF: Here we are. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Jerry Chen posted an image of people groaning over an active World Series game and commented, "and how do we feel about game 7, folks". scribblegurl responded, "Jerry no 😂"
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Am image of Trump, Netanyahu, and Putin, captioned: "It's incredible how many of our global issues have been caused by three white men in their 70s clinging to power to avoid prison."
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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A tweet by @cturnbull1968 with a photo of Mark Kelly standing by his fighter jet in his military flight suit on the left, and one of Pete Hegseth looking drink a.f., with a bottle of champagne in front of him. He is soaking wet, with his white supremacy tats showing through the thin cloth of his white dress shirt. (Do Republican men not know you are supposed to wear an undershirt??) The tweet says: "One of these guys flew combat missions and piloted the Space Shuttle. "And one of these guys had his car keys confiscated at the bar, then vomited in the back of an Uber."
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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(sorry it took so long, i had to clean up the alt-text quite a bit)
The cider and cocoa on the menus at the Green Mountain Lounge, THE aprés ski spot in Sugarbush. 🙂 HOT SPECIALTY DRINKS COFFEE DRINKS Traditional Irish – Baileys, Jameson Whiskey $15.00 Nutty Irishman – Baileys, Frangelico $15.00 Country Road – house bourbon, Vermont maple syrup $12.00 Licorice Whip – Peppermint Schnapps, whipped cream $12.00 HOT COCOA GML Warmer – brandy, Frangelico $16.00 Berry Supreme – black raspberry liqueur, Kahlua $15.00 Thin Mint – Kahlua, Peppermint Schnapps $14.00 Peppermint Patty – Peppermint Schnapps $12.00 WARM CIDER Cider Ay – Crown Royal apple whiskey, cinnamon $14.00 Broken Leg – Bacardi rum $14.00 The Warmer – Captain Morgan's rum, warm spices $14.00 Hot Toddy – house bourbon, lemon $12.00
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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A selfie for you. ❤️
A self-portrait considering of my feet in black low-top Chucks.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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SCREAMING the quiet parts and posting through the treason.
Screenshot of two posts on Donald Trump's Truth Social account. Post #1 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 19m MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE DEMOCRAT TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS, AS PRESIDENT, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF SERIOUS PROPORTION! Post #2 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump .29m THE TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS SHOULD BE IN JAIL RIGHT NOW, NOT ROAMING THE FAKE NEWS NETWORKS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAt WHAT THEY SAID WAS OK. IT WASN'T AND NEVER WILL BE! IT WAS SEDITION AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL, AND SEDITION IS A MAJOR CRIME. THERE CAN BE NO OTHER INTERPRETATION OF WHAT THEY SAID!
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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T-Shirt of the Day
Me in a dark blue graphic tee showing a bookshelf starting to overflow with books and a globe and captioned, "That's what I do: I read books, and I know things." In reality, I actually know way less than I'd like to, and sometimes not as much as I think, but I do read a great many of the books, and I probably know a lot more than people who don't. 😉
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Act as you think best.
Mugsy's RapSheet @mugsysrapsheet.bsky.social said: If you have evidence Jefferson's slaves were abused or mistreated, I'm perfectly willing to review it. Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social said: Yes, I'd like to report some evidence: They were owned as if they were property. That's pretty horrific mistreatment Mugsy's RapSheet replied Simply being "owned" isn't "horrific" (all wives were 'owned"), or do you not believe providing "safe haven" was a form of protection? By that standard, the Van Daan family that hid the family of Anne Frank were subjecting them to "horrific mistreatment.' 🤦
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Welcome to the Wehrmacht, USCG.
A tweet by Pentagon correspondent for The Washington Post regarding a story in that paper. EXCLUSIVE: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and that more than 400,000 U.S. troops who died fighting in World War ll, as a hate symbol, according to a new policy that takes effect next month. From washingtonpost.com 12:46 PM . Nov 20. 2025 A follow up tweet by Tara Copp. UPDATE: In a phone call with the @washingtonpost, the Coast Guard said it disagreed with the story and that it considers the swastika a hate symbol -- and that it would look into the new policy changes -- which remove it as a hate symbol. "We will be reviewing the language," said spokeswoman Jennifer Plozai. Ms. Copp's Twitter profile, which identifies her as the Washington Post's Pentagon correspondent.
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Um, who is Laufey??

www.performativepuritytest.com
Your score: 79 mostly genuine with occasional performative moments. you own a tote bag, but it's not ironic. you listen to laufey, but only because you've gone through a situationship. you're performative, but in a chill way. we like you
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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One of them was interviewed about it by a Dallas paper. He lives in Dallas and grew up work Epstein.
A photo of one page of Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book. It shows 2 photos of Epstein with 3 other men, all in their underwear, taken 25 years apart. The top image was taken when they were all on a houseboat trip, and the bottom was taken 25 years later at some sort of get together, ostensibly as a "recreation" of the first.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The year before I knew what we were dealing with, I bought my mother a book to track her blood pressure in. She kept up with it for 13 months. Not long after she stopped, I had to move her to memory care.
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A page from my mother's blood pressure notebook
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Case in point:
Paulina Porizkova with a gorgeous mane of away blonde hair, looking fantastic and fly a.f.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Every so lightly snoring
My orange and white pupper sleeping on her beige bed on the floor at my attorney's office.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Aprés snac
My orange and white dog lying down and licking her chops after a treat. A bright orange snack puzzle lies in front of her on the brown carpet.
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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His name was/is Elián González. He's 29 now, an elected official in Cuba. Unsurprisingly, he's not a huge fan of the US government or its immigration/border policies.
A law enforcement officer holds an automatic rifle right at our in the vicinity of a crying 6-year-old Elián González.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM