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WONDERING IF YOU'RE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?
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Better take SCREW's Quiz to Find Out:
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QUIZ: Are YOU in The Epstein Files? Find Out Now!
Wondering if you're in the Epstein Files? This self-assessment is for anyone with a lifelong allergy to accountability and an ego that enters the room five minutes early.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
WONDERING IF YOU'RE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?
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Better take SCREW's Quiz to Find Out:
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FORTY-SEVEN SHADES OF MEN WHO KNEW...
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December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
FORTY-SEVEN SHADES OF MEN WHO KNEW...
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FORTY-SEVEN SHADES OF MEN WHO KNEW...
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Forty-Seven Shades of Men Who Knew …and Did Nothing
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December 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Epstein's jawbreaker ball gag carried a warning label... solid advice, too late for history.
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Epstein's jawbreaker ball gag carried a warning label... solid advice, too late for history.
Christmas shopping for teenagers has never been easy — but luckily Jeffrey Epstein sent us his personal gift guide from beyond the grave!
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JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE FOR THE TEENAGER IN YOUR LIFE
Christmas shopping for teenagers has never been easy — but luckily Jeffrey Epstein sent us his personal gift guide from beyond the grave!
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December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Christmas shopping for teenagers has never been easy — but luckily Jeffrey Epstein sent us his personal gift guide from beyond the grave!
FREE TO READ:
FREE TO READ:
TEN HOLIDAY SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE THEY WANT TO FUCK YOU...
Ten Holiday Songs That Sound Like They Want to Fuck You
I swear December flips some internal switch, because the moment the first carol plays, the music starts hunting me, my thighs start listening, and suddenly I’m wandering Avenue C like a walking orgasm...
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December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
TEN HOLIDAY SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE THEY WANT TO FUCK YOU...
America’s First REVERSE Strip Club Opens in Florida!
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The Turnaround Club is the world’s first and only reverse strip joint, where the dancers come out naked and you pay them to PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON!
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America’s First REVERSE Strip Club Opens in Florida!
The Turnaround Club is the world’s first and only reverse strip joint, where the dancers come out naked and you pay them to PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON!
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December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
America’s First REVERSE Strip Club Opens in Florida!
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READ MORE:
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The Turnaround Club is the world’s first and only reverse strip joint, where the dancers come out naked and you pay them to PUT THEIR CLOTHES BACK ON!
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The Secret Lives of Straight Men: The Gayest Group in America
Straight men deny everything except the obvious: their favorite hobby is touching each other while yelling at other men on TV. Call it what you want — I'm calling a penalty for holding. It's gay as fu...
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December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Paul Anka Confirms
Sinatra was Swingin’ Some Serious Salami
Celebrity meat expert Paul Anka has revealed that Frank SInatra was packing enough gabbagool to make him Chairman of the Salumi Board.
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Sinatra was Swingin’ Some Serious Salami
Celebrity meat expert Paul Anka has revealed that Frank SInatra was packing enough gabbagool to make him Chairman of the Salumi Board.
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Paul Anka Confirms Sinatra was Swingin’ Some Serious Salami
Celebrity meat expert Paul Anka has revealed that Frank SInatra was packing enough gabbagool to make him Chairman of the Salumi Board.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Paul Anka Confirms
Sinatra was Swingin’ Some Serious Salami
Celebrity meat expert Paul Anka has revealed that Frank SInatra was packing enough gabbagool to make him Chairman of the Salumi Board.
START SPREADING THE NEWS:
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Sinatra was Swingin’ Some Serious Salami
Celebrity meat expert Paul Anka has revealed that Frank SInatra was packing enough gabbagool to make him Chairman of the Salumi Board.
START SPREADING THE NEWS:
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All I Want for Christmas is For You to Read the First Amendment
Every December, America becomes a snow-globe of performative holiness. There’s menorahs in town squares, nativity scenes fighting for turf with inflatable snowmen, politicians screaming “WAR ON CHRIST...
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December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A SCREW REVIEW:
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A SCREW REVIEW:
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‘Icons Vol. 9’ Makes The Peter Meter It’s Little Bitch
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December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's not just a porn movie. It’s a luxury item. It’s the Cartier of cocks, the Chanel No. 5 of fuck-films — and it earns a near-perfect, nut busting 99% on our Peter Meter!
A SCREW REVIEW:
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A SCREW REVIEW:
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Elegant Angel and director Claudia Ross have dropped a mind-melter of a thriller that earns a nut-draining 99.5% on the Peter Meter. This ain’t just porn — this is something much more special.
A SCREW REVIEW:
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A SCREW REVIEW:
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Through Her Lens — A SCREW Review
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December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Elegant Angel and director Claudia Ross have dropped a mind-melter of a thriller that earns a nut-draining 99.5% on the Peter Meter. This ain’t just porn — this is something much more special.
A SCREW REVIEW:
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A SCREW REVIEW:
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The award-winning performer, Blake Blossom, leads a star-studded cast in this new erotic drama from Sweet Sinner.
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Blake Blossom Explores the World of Hot Wives
The award-winning performer, Blake Blossom, leads a star-studded cast in this new erotic drama from Sweet Sinner.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The award-winning performer, Blake Blossom, leads a star-studded cast in this new erotic drama from Sweet Sinner.
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Charlotte Sins stars alongside E. Streetcar in this new burlesque-themed scene from ForPlay Films, directed by Inka Winter.
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Charlotte Sins’ Orifice of Desire in ‘Oracle of Desire’
Charlotte Sins stars alongside E. Streetcar in this new burlesque-themed scene from ForPlay Films, directed by Inka Winter.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Charlotte Sins stars alongside E. Streetcar in this new burlesque-themed scene from ForPlay Films, directed by Inka Winter.
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Joe Exotic Pens a Letter to Tina Peters...
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Joe Exotic Pens a Letter to Tina Peters
This is an exclusive look into a letter Tiger King Joe Exotic wrote to Tina Peters, the only Trump ally in prison for 2020 election-related crimes despite being pardoned by the President.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Joe Exotic Pens a Letter to Tina Peters...
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A Pocketful of Nope — My Anthem to Anxiety
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December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nobody double pumps dicks better than Donald Double Pump Trump. Nobody.
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The Double Trump Pump!
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December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nobody double pumps dicks better than Donald Double Pump Trump. Nobody.
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Emmet Otter's Juggs And Christmas...
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Emmet Otter's Juggs And Christmas — A SCREW Christmas Satire
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December 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Emmet Otter's Juggs And Christmas...
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TRUMP LOVES MINORS!
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"I LOVE MINORS!" — Trump's Startling Admission During PA Rally
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December 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
TRUMP LOVES MINORS!
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Sugar sugar baby...
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Sugar Sugar Baby
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December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sugar sugar baby...
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When you need to finish something, don't delay another day...
PROCRASTINATUS ELIMINATUS is the only way...
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PROCRASTINATUS ELIMINATUS is the only way...
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Procrastinatus Eliminatus (inspired by Dr. Seuss)
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December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When you need to finish something, don't delay another day...
PROCRASTINATUS ELIMINATUS is the only way...
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PROCRASTINATUS ELIMINATUS is the only way...
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Phil's Eight Days of Hanukkah Food Song...
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The Eight Days of Hanukkah Food Song
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December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Phil's Eight Days of Hanukkah Food Song...
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NOT THE SHOCKER,
BUT THE SCHNOZZ-KER
Did you hear the one about the pop star and the prime minister doing the 69...?
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BUT THE SCHNOZZ-KER
Did you hear the one about the pop star and the prime minister doing the 69...?
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The Schnozz-ker — For Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau
YouTube video by SCREW Magazine
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December 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
NOT THE SHOCKER,
BUT THE SCHNOZZ-KER
Did you hear the one about the pop star and the prime minister doing the 69...?
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BUT THE SCHNOZZ-KER
Did you hear the one about the pop star and the prime minister doing the 69...?
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