Stephanie Crawford
@scrawfish.bsky.social
Writer (about films) · Editor by day (not films) · Tastemaker (uncredited) · Frustrated vaudevillian (doomed) · 🍅 (approved) LV, NV
🌵 my writing & podcast episodes: http://www.hoaraoh.com 🛸
🌵 my writing & podcast episodes: http://www.hoaraoh.com 🛸
I think I’m destined to drive behind interesting times today.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think I’m destined to drive behind interesting times today.
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo.
BLOOD AND BLACK LACE is my faaave. #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
BLOOD AND BLACK LACE is my faaave. #TheLastDriveIn
The J&B bottle showed up, so the giallo bingo card is now covered. #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The J&B bottle showed up, so the giallo bingo card is now covered. #TheLastDriveIn
I really appreciate having the academics’ explicit endorsement of mixing giallo and getting high. I feel seen. #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I really appreciate having the academics’ explicit endorsement of mixing giallo and getting high. I feel seen. #TheLastDriveIn
One of film’s most memorable sets; deeply obsession-worthy. Argento knew from the jump how to stoke the audience’s imagination with unusual architecture. #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
One of film’s most memorable sets; deeply obsession-worthy. Argento knew from the jump how to stoke the audience’s imagination with unusual architecture. #TheLastDriveIn
I’m on Team Everybody Wins tonight.
🩸🕵🏻♂️ #TheLastDriveIn
🩸🕵🏻♂️ #TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m on Team Everybody Wins tonight.
🩸🕵🏻♂️ #TheLastDriveIn
🩸🕵🏻♂️ #TheLastDriveIn
If I could have gotten hired as a waitress in a gimmick diner, I’d die happy, but you just know that’s a juiced-in or nepo position in a place like Roswell. Tiny and niche can almost compete with L.A. with that kind of stuff, I say as a wise insider.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If I could have gotten hired as a waitress in a gimmick diner, I’d die happy, but you just know that’s a juiced-in or nepo position in a place like Roswell. Tiny and niche can almost compete with L.A. with that kind of stuff, I say as a wise insider.
Nice sale on Paramount titles on moviesunlimited.com, and you can get 15% off $50 with MU25NOV.
Some nice stuff for my fellow women who hate Star Trek!
Some nice stuff for my fellow women who hate Star Trek!
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nice sale on Paramount titles on moviesunlimited.com, and you can get 15% off $50 with MU25NOV.
Some nice stuff for my fellow women who hate Star Trek!
Some nice stuff for my fellow women who hate Star Trek!
Lord but I love a gimmick. Real talk, though: If I had decided to skip the Vinegar Syndrome April Fool’s thing, I would have been pissed to miss out on a Renée Estevez movie. I love her so much and she has made way too few movies for my personal liking.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Lord but I love a gimmick. Real talk, though: If I had decided to skip the Vinegar Syndrome April Fool’s thing, I would have been pissed to miss out on a Renée Estevez movie. I love her so much and she has made way too few movies for my personal liking.
I can’t sleep, so I’ll post some fall selfies when no one can see.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I can’t sleep, so I’ll post some fall selfies when no one can see.
Remember when they freaked out over the suit? The stylish, professional suit?
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Remember when they freaked out over the suit? The stylish, professional suit?
I just informed Chief of her online popularity.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just informed Chief of her online popularity.
It’s been just over three years since Chief lost her leg and my Twitter friends saved her life within an hour. I’ll never be able to thank them enough for letting me continue petting the softest belly on the planet on a daily basis.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s been just over three years since Chief lost her leg and my Twitter friends saved her life within an hour. I’ll never be able to thank them enough for letting me continue petting the softest belly on the planet on a daily basis.
I put on TRICK ‘R TREAT near e’ry Halloween, because it’s perfect, but this is the first time in 4k! That projectile kid puke is gonna look great!
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I put on TRICK ‘R TREAT near e’ry Halloween, because it’s perfect, but this is the first time in 4k! That projectile kid puke is gonna look great!
Happy Halloween!!! 🎃
I’m starting my day with WNUF on in the background and spooky tea in my mug.
I’m starting my day with WNUF on in the background and spooky tea in my mug.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Halloween!!! 🎃
I’m starting my day with WNUF on in the background and spooky tea in my mug.
I’m starting my day with WNUF on in the background and spooky tea in my mug.
I thought I had just upgraded from the Blu-ray, but I totally forgot I had DARK CITY on VHS! Man, I am really good at procrastinating when I’m cleaning.
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I thought I had just upgraded from the Blu-ray, but I totally forgot I had DARK CITY on VHS! Man, I am really good at procrastinating when I’m cleaning.
I told her it’s illegal to be this photogenic. She doesn’t care!
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I told her it’s illegal to be this photogenic. She doesn’t care!
Chief has an unorthodox approach to “bird watching.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Chief has an unorthodox approach to “bird watching.”
I own the autographed Blu-ray of JACK-O because life is too short not to, but I’m excited to see everyone’s reactions! This is the perfect format for this movie. #TheLastDriveIn
October 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I own the autographed Blu-ray of JACK-O because life is too short not to, but I’m excited to see everyone’s reactions! This is the perfect format for this movie. #TheLastDriveIn